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#225135 - 02/24/07 08:00 PM
Paging Dr. Hack-n-stuff!!!
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Nice Milf....BAD Boob Job!!!
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#225137 - 02/24/07 08:24 PM
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Never mind the Franken-tits..
Look at the hands on that beast.. She looks like she could bareknuckle Tysons forehead and have him lisp "no mas" while his frontal lobe oozed out his busted orbitals.
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#225140 - 02/24/07 09:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Even worse; you could sober up in the middle of being the recipient of a hand job from her, and when she notices the fear in your eyes, she grips harder...
Since you're here every weekend night posting to 3 or 4 in morning, I would say you never have to worry about anything like that.
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#225142 - 02/27/07 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Serious question. Has anyone here ever taken a chick with shitty bolt ons like that back to their place without realizing? If so, what the fuck did you say when the bra came off? Or did she get the message when you 
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#225143 - 02/27/07 02:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Serious question. Has anyone here ever taken a chick with shitty bolt ons like that back to their place without realizing? If so, what the fuck did you say when the bra came off?
Or did she get the message when you
There used to be a "beach music" festival in my small southern hometown. Google it if you want- it's a Carolina thing.
Anyway, some good ol boy left the concert with, unbeknownst to him, a he-she. They retired to the fellows car in the parking lot (a camaro, most likely) and proceeded to pet heavily.
Bubba finally got to feeling around and found a big surprise in his date's pants. He beat the shit out of the tranny and dumped it in the parking lot and left. Tranny went crying to the police, who perfunctorily wrote up a report.
Somehow, the entire story leaked out to the papers within two days. The "victim's" name came out in the paper too- I don't think he's lived it down yet.
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#225144 - 02/27/07 02:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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On the up side, at least he hadn't paid for it. That would just add insult to injury.
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#225145 - 09/29/10 08:00 PM
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whoa.....
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#225146 - 10/02/10 06:49 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/17/09
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#225149 - 10/14/10 11:13 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/16/09
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Serious question. Has anyone here ever taken a chick with shitty bolt ons like that back to their place without realizing? If so, what the fuck did you say when the bra came off?
Or did she get the message when you
There used to be a "beach music" festival in my small southern hometown. Google it if you want- it's a Carolina thing.
Anyway, some good ol boy left the concert with, unbeknownst to him, a he-she. They retired to the fellows car in the parking lot (a camaro, most likely) and proceeded to pet heavily.
Bubba finally got to feeling around and found a big surprise in his date's pants. He beat the shit out of the tranny and dumped it in the parking lot and left. Tranny went crying to the police, who perfunctorily wrote up a report.
Somehow, the entire story leaked out to the papers within two days. The "victim's" name came out in the paper too- I don't think he's lived it down yet.
"some good ol boy"? you seem to know the details of the story pretty well...  
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