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#214116 - 01/12/07 06:54 AM WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
C'mon attendees with cameras!!
You know who you are!!!!!!!!
I want to see some AEE XPT quality pics!!!

While pictures like the 1980 East German Olympic squad is fine humor and an appetite controller, let's get some of the better looking whores up here!! Not just the pathetic meth users, plastic surgery atrocities, washed up actresses turn escorts or disasters like Sunny and/or Sasha who deserve our derision!!

Get those fine enough to actually win awards without resorting to whoring out to AVN staff!!!!


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#214117 - 01/12/07 08:05 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Sorry Fatman. I brought my digital camera but I'm using someone else's laptop and don't have a the right USB cable. Meh.
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#214118 - 01/13/07 12:05 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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#214119 - 01/13/07 12:24 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Thanks!!!

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#214120 - 01/13/07 04:59 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Is this Ho Katsumi, and if so, when did she get the bolt-ons?


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205572-kat.jpg (13 downloads)


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#214121 - 01/13/07 08:25 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#214122 - 01/13/07 09:02 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Quote:

Who invited this fucking cow?




Fuck that. Who invited this???



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205586-2007 avn expo day 1 243.jpg (8 downloads)

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#214123 - 01/13/07 09:15 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Who invited this fucking cow?




Fuck that. Who invited this???




oh, snap! is that screech? wasn't he shilling some sex tape of his a while back, trying to pay his property taxes or something?
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#214124 - 01/13/07 09:53 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
He was, and he recently admitted that the tape, Dirty Sanchez and all, was a setup (surprise!) and not really just him crashing a bachelorette party.
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#214125 - 01/13/07 10:37 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dinand Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 274
Somebody should get Naomi some food fast. Chick is way too skinny!

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#214126 - 01/13/07 04:08 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Dustin was here three days. It was cool. He says he did the video four years ago, before meeting his fiance and that he is a different person now.
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#214127 - 01/13/07 07:25 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Didn't miss much.



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205666-2007_1_12_avn5.jpg (12 downloads)

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#214128 - 01/13/07 09:08 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lee_11 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
the Sinn




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#214129 - 01/15/07 10:07 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Thank you Mia for posting your pics.
Thank you Gia for taking GREAT pics.

SexyCity posted many pics and I am grateful, but it would appear to me that based upon these that there was NO ONE attractive or even remotely well dressed at the entire convention.

[besides Mia whose pics are up, Sierra whose pic isn't all that flattering and Gia whose pics appear to be embargoed].


The Rest of You ... No Excuses ...

POST FUCKING PICTURES OF THE STROKABLE WHORES!!


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#214130 - 01/15/07 10:39 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:



POST FUCKING PICTURES OF THE STROKABLE WHORES!!





I can't believe I'm saying this, but I thought quite a few of the girls L-ke photographed looked great.
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#214131 - 01/15/07 10:56 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Can you e-mail me the avatar of that dude on the snowboard? I think I have something equally cool to trade back. larry_hagmans_liver@budweiser.com.

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#214132 - 01/15/07 10:57 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:



POST FUCKING PICTURES OF THE STROKABLE WHORES!!






I can't believe I'm saying this, but I thought quite a few of the girls L-ke photographed looked great.




I hadn't even thought to check L.i.B. due to past "atrocities".
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#214133 - 01/15/07 11:01 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Can you e-mail me the avatar of that dude on the snowboard? I think I have something equally cool to trade back. larry_hagmans_liver@budweiser.com.




done
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#214134 - 01/16/07 12:52 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Mordo Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
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#214135 - 01/16/07 12:56 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
herpes on the lip!!! Don't let her give you head!


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#214136 - 01/16/07 12:57 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
i'm sure oral herpes is the least of her problems
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#214137 - 01/16/07 12:58 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
True but her horrid body wasn't showing in that picture to distract me from the herpness.

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#214138 - 01/16/07 05:38 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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True but her horrid body wasn't showing in that picture to distract me from the herpness.




Herpness noun 1. The quality or state of being openly and/or grossly infected with a herpes virus. 2. The quality or state of having any of a variety of infectious and/or spreading puss-laden and/or oozing sores. 3. The quality of state of having terminal and/or full-body herpes.

[Origin 2007, Gen Pagoda, performance artist of erotica, HERPES- -NESS]
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#214139 - 01/16/07 05:47 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Who invited this fucking cow?




Fuck that. Who invited this???






I'd be willing to risk the jail time to kick the living shit outta this douchbag. Right in front of everyone, on the red carpet.

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#214140 - 01/16/07 06:19 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gag Her Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/14/04
Posts: 174
Loc: CT
Who is this gorgeous fucking whore? I gotta know more, what has she done? Name? Does she do ass to mouth?

http://freepornstarpix.com/2007avn1/imagepages/image8.htm
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#214141 - 01/16/07 11:02 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:





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#214142 - 01/16/07 11:09 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
redish Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
whoops



Edited by redish (01/16/07 12:37 PM)
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#214143 - 01/16/07 11:51 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Who is this gorgeous fucking whore? I gotta know more, what has she done? Name? Does she do ass to mouth?

http://freepornstarpix.com/2007avn1/imagepages/image8.htm




Sophia Santi, formerly um... fuck, I forget what she was before DP renamed her. Only does chicks. No need to discuss her further. Move along.
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#214144 - 01/16/07 07:36 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Nikki Coxxx



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#214145 - 01/16/07 08:08 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scurvy Pirate Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/12/06
Posts: 144
Loc: On a fucking pirate ship! me ...
eh you've seen the pic of naomi's ass with hamburglars eyes on it eating a cock

*insert now*

she needs a cock sandwich

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#214146 - 01/16/07 08:23 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

eh you've seen the pic of naomi's ass with hamburglars eyes on it eating a cock

*insert now*

she needs a cock sandwich




I have that gif, but it's too big to attach here and photobucket always deletes that shit from my account.
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#214147 - 01/16/07 08:46 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Quote:

naomi's ass with hamburglars eyes on it





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206420-hamburglar1.jpg (5 downloads)


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#214148 - 01/16/07 08:53 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
may not last long, but here it is

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#214149 - 01/17/07 01:21 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...







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#214150 - 01/17/07 01:32 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I'll raise you Mia...



Quote:






Attachments
206495-IMG_163_400x600a.jpg (2 downloads)

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#214151 - 01/17/07 01:34 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Damn you, my New Year's resolution is to cut back on porn and already you've gotten me to break it. Thanks. Double Trouble is ordered and on its way. Once again, thank you. Would it be possible to post pictures of you smoking to help me break my other resolution as well?

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#214152 - 01/17/07 01:46 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
And Jack, I raise you...



AND! for my smoke loving friend. BEST PICTURE EVER... Love goes out to Holly. :: drool ::
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#214153 - 01/17/07 01:52 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
wow


nice
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#214154 - 01/17/07 01:52 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Hey Mia,

You ever heard this phrase? "Good from afar but far from good"

I wanna see a picture of your Mr. Potatohead noses that you've been collecting and using.
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#214155 - 01/17/07 01:56 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
for god's sake, I'm trying to cut down on masturbating as well, unlike others, I can't type one-handed, oh well ...



























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#214156 - 01/17/07 01:56 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:






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#214157 - 01/17/07 09:04 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Quote:






This picture is beautiful. Mah fav! The hair color and eye make up really brings out your eyes.

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#214158 - 01/19/07 10:23 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

eh you've seen the pic of naomi's ass with hamburglars eyes on it eating a cock

*insert now*

she needs a cock sandwich




I have that gif, but it's too big to attach here and photobucket always deletes that shit from my account.




I'm shocked by this.

Download the free image program Irfanview (http://www.irfanview.com/) and use it to resize/resample the .gif to a .jpg

Than use this very useful Phlogistan lesson:

It's easy (I figured it out):

Quote:

It's easy:

1.) Save the image you want to put on XPT to your hard drive.

2.) Use this thingy here:



3.) Post your comment.

4.) Get the XPT URL of your uploaded image by clicking "attachment". Copy it.

5.) Select "edit my post" and then paste it into the Image section of the Instant UBB Code.

6.) Repost.




Of course King, you may be playing Faulknerain retard here, but at least, this posting will serve as a valuable tutorial for others...
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#214159 - 01/19/07 10:34 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
No, I'm not playing the "Faulknerain retard", douchebag. If I wanted to post it as a jpeg I'd just grab a screencap using printscreen and paste it to paint without having to download any extra program at all. I wanted to post the entire animated gif. I posted it using photobucket earlier and just took it down today. But just for you here is a screencap.



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207324-nb.JPG (20 downloads)

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#214160 - 01/19/07 10:42 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

No, I'm not playing the "Faulknerain retard", douchebag. If I wanted to post it as a jpeg I'd just grab a screencap using printscreen and paste it to paint without having to download any extra program at all. I wanted to post the entire animated gif. I posted it earlier and just took it down today. But just for you here is a screencap.






You're right. I tried to post the animated .gif in question, and ran into the same roadblock. I have another program that could resolve this, but it's at the office...

I'm just grumpy that I didn't save the Quinne avatar you posted two postings ago....the one before the ski jumper...
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#214161 - 01/19/07 10:45 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
If you can suggest a shareware program that can scale down gif size that would be awesome. And if you're serious about wanting an old Quinne avatar of mine just let me know which one I'll pm you a link to it.






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#214162 - 01/23/07 05:20 AM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Ta-Da (http://www.whitsoftdev.com/unfreez + Irfanview):



Attachments
208039-naomi15.gif (11 downloads)

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#214163 - 01/23/07 01:17 PM Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
nice work dude
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