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#213008 - 11/03/07 08:46 PM Re: An XPT Month in Review ....
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/07
Posts: 121
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Glad to see this back and hope you use this as an opportunity to stay out of post-frenzy trouble elsewhere in XPT.






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#213009 - 11/03/07 08:50 PM Re: An XPT Month in Review ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Ms. Jett: Gunker was referring to ME staying out of trouble. I post too much for no reason ...

You KEEP POSTING!!

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#213010 - 11/03/07 08:56 PM Re: An XPT Month in Review ....
veronica fucking jett Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/07
Posts: 121
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i am going to smoke some pot! i posted a blog on myspace about how happy i am to finally be recognized for being such a good whore!
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#213011 - 11/03/07 10:14 PM Re: An XPT Month in Review ....
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Fatman v3.0, I feel I should have been mentioned for my civil rights efforts. Otherwise,
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#213012 - 12/08/07 07:28 PM Re: An XPT Month in Review ....
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Overdue.

Last posts:

Fatman: 11/24/07
Vanessa: 10/09/07 (thus, making jameson post infrequently)
Windsock: 10/06/07



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#213013 - 12/10/07 11:02 AM Re: An XPT Month in Review ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Busy.

Hoping to be back on the track to work some time next year!!!



Though my doctors are asking me not to push too hard ...

... and to remember I was just in the hospital again in July ...



... I fucking HATE being disabled ...



... It's no ego boast ...


Hopefully, for my health and ego, I'll continue to be busy.
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#213014 - 04/29/08 03:36 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
An XPT Week or so in REVIEW


XPT rule: No Donkeys Allowed. At least not for Long.

Don't make fun of a Hitler lover when he's Bering his soul. He's got a tough enough time dealing with the realization that he isn't Strait.
The Paige-Hwang marriage lasted scarcely longer than the time it would take to play Paige's 300 porn DVDs end to end.
Our Wolfpac girl will have sex with anyone who shows her a tattoo of a Tazmanian Devil.
They do test for Down's Syndrome and Severe Retardation at AIM, but it is not required by the industry and costs extra.


A walk through a Tokyo AV store … in pictures ...
In one burst of power, one violent spray of gamma rays, she lensed her energy to kill an object of her hatred.
It's weird how he thinks being a pervert and being an American are mutually exclusive.
It's fitting that Powder is obsessed with a Gram.
Why don't you rent a house with the girl traveling through the house to get the spunk caked in her pretty face.
Inked, pink and no reason to think.
Courtney Simpson makes less an hour giving a bare back blowjob than I did consulting on TimeSlips software.
Yeah, I know you're going but what I meant was: Is anyone going who I don't want to throw a cup of pee at.


Apparently she just shit on the couch and made that Mike guy clean it up. Thank God I missed it.
Ryan Knox degradation revival! Reverse Bukkake #3 revisited.
Shy Love Facing Foreclosure - Will they repossess those enormous tusks for the ivory?
When ADT unlocks the "Type Three Words" thread, in no particular order, post the following words: Enemas, Tanks, Hookers.
AdultCon 14: The flea-market of porn conventions.
Holly Randall's dad rejected Darth's sexual advances, and Darth becomes fixated on her horse ... Ironic since Suze says her hubby's hung like one.
666 is a "fuzokuten" or "fashion health".


Poll winners:
Scroll Wheel Enablers: DaBurglar, Darth and Tritone. Win. Place. Show.
Which Steven's "sister" is more retarded? TOO CLOSE TO CALL.
Ironically XPT chooses to have a beer with non-drinkers Scott Fayner & Luke Ford. Get Luke a water and Fayner a line.


I just told all my friends that I inspired and begat an entire porn series. They told me to go outside and get off the internet.
Attention talent with severe peanut allergies, please contact "That's What She Said" via PM for casting info.
Donny Long trapped in the past. Thinks the "Bump" is still in vogue.
Gigi & Pretty, are invited one of Skeeter's shoots. Be warned however, he will talk you into getting in front of the camera.
Most beautiful non-porn girl: Charlize Theron.
"Gaijin" is the casual version of the more formal "Gaikokujin", which means foreigner.


JM Productions presents 12 Angry Men Bukkake: 12 frustrated jurors deal out justice on a guilty whore...the JM way.
Maybe Chico just got what he deserved?
Most ironic is the "Daddy's Little Girl" tattoo on a porn whore who is getting jackhammered by two black dudes.
It's an excuse they use to bullshit THEMSELVES.
Violet Blue vs. Violet Blue.
A "Darth month" is 9 days long.


In "Educating Sasha" tutors tire of Sasha's psuedo intellectual whining and brutally fuck her when-ever she mentions existentialism.
Existence precedes essence, you worthless whore.


He had debased her beyond reason, and left her with more than enough drugs to finish the job.
Tattoos have had a mixed history in Japan.
Drunken Gunker: Self-appointed forum traffic light.
Gia's Sinsation party pics a complete sensation!!!!!!
Kimber Lace is a LezOnly bitch currently taking centerstage on FatMan's Terabytes.
Bornyo is convinced BIFF gets off on Renfield's picture in some kind of sexual way.


Donny Long is the new Kurt Lockwood. Stop talking about it.
Kurt Lockwood is ALL IN the tranny pool, and he's cool with it.
Anytime Pamela Peaks appears to be giving a guy a BJ with that face-like appendage ... that's really anal with her prolapsed rectum acting as tongue.
Example of a Bad Habit: Watch porn movies from beginning to end to fully appreciate all the plot subtleties and nuances the actors bring to their rolls.
Spaghetti sauce in tuna salad is FatMan approved.

To Tritone: We don't feel the color of the lie should be an issue.
Ceara's date mystery solved … Spring Break II: Soft Hand Boogaloo.
This is worse than watching Ryan Knox try to fuck things.


El G [sic]: The problem is that you born in USA and english is your 1st language and your english is shittier than mine.
Gigi to CXXX: Girls bleed. Get over it. Thank you.
Douche: FatMan, you're like two girls one cup … full of shit.
Monica Foster, chlamydia victim: Yes I'm pulling the race and sex card again.
Zenman: Do the guys making the movies think the squirting is real?


XPT Whore of the Month: Cameron Keys 'cause she's so white trashy.


Donny Long's 19th Century April Heroes:
Adolf Hitler: Born April 20.
John Wilkes Booth: Murdered Lincoln April 14-15.


XPT Newswire Headlines
Yale student induces miscarriages for Art Project.
Ohio Science Teacher Burns Crosses Onto Students.
Man attempts to steal panties with a hatchet.
Rash of 50 detergent suicides in Japan.
16 year old Utah girl uses fake ID to get dance job at strip club.



Soon to be in production:
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang.
Schindler's Fist.
There Will be Cum.
Dr StrangeCock: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Gag the Whores.





REMINDER: FatMan has one day left to post a TWINS update or he had to leave the board forever.




Happy birthday Caroline.
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#213015 - 04/29/08 04:01 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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#213016 - 04/29/08 04:17 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
bravo fatman. that's about as spot on as you can get for the week in review. i kinda had a feeling the stevens sisters poll would be too close to call, but whitney was a strong favorite for dumbest of the pair. congrats you filthy whore!
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#213017 - 04/29/08 04:49 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Some of this Weeks Picture Hightlights ....

"Hey I'm a XTP groupie yay!!!"


Appearing in future best selling book:




The BEST POST OF THE MONTH!!!


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#213018 - 04/29/08 05:47 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
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XPT Whore of the Month: Cameron Keys 'cause she's so white trashy.





OMGOMGOMGOMG.....ok..oh gosh this is so unexpected(roots in pocket for prewritten acceptance speech)I'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible. I'd like to thank Ramen for making such delicious gourmet food....I'd like to thank the inventor of doublewides...a dream home indeed!!

and I'd like to say that I plan on spreading my legs in this industry for awhile to cum!!!


thank you thank you thank you (tear....)
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#213019 - 04/29/08 06:05 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.



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#213020 - 04/29/08 06:14 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Nicely done Fatman.
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#213021 - 04/29/08 07:03 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Your a literary genius!!!


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#213022 - 05/06/08 11:48 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Whore of the week: Ex-convict Donny Long
Alias John W Booth, alias IAmOnlyJohn.
Status: Banned from XPT.
Willie D: Donny Long Has the Literary Skills of a Cricket; Blocked from XPT
<<Clicky>>

Donny Long exhausts his free minutes calling JM about XPT.
Pretty: He messaged me why was he not on my tops cause he's a porn star, too.
Remember Donkey: Bite on the cyanide cap and THEN pull the trigger.
Donny, you have to actually be WORKING in the industry for this to affect you.
Silvera, Nacho and the rest of the EA stable can do all of the Tranny porn they want and somehow they're immune from catching/spreading HIV... because you're not obsessed with them?


Directly from the Donkey's mouth:
she delt with the matter in a professional manny. [sic]
I hate writing bad about talent on the net.


In other news ....
The few, the proud, THE Twins: Cali Marie Marine Officer Candidate dream.
Father imprisons and rapes daughter for 24 years.
Darth is one puke green watermark away from being as obsessive/compulsive/pathetic as Donny Long.
There's like real-life threat assessment quality dudes on here.
I suggest getting a metal detector and start collecting landmines.
DarthD was born the bastard child to the second shooter of the RFK assassination.


Brandon Lee Harrington makes Brandon Iron look like a casting genius.
What Hollywood dads are fucking their daughters? Pretty finds Hannah Montana incest oddly hot.
DC promise kept: "I'm not going back to jail. I'll kill myself first. I'll commit suicide before I go back to jail."
Fatman dropping some knowledge!
The U.S. is a George Foreman grill, and Florida is the little plastic tray that all the grease and various other undesirable crap slides into.


For the most part it leaves you baffled, befuddled, bewildered, aroused, scared, nauseous and embarrassed.
I ran into Hillary Scott punching the shit out of Hailey Young in the face.
You are only partially crippled so its like you really are HALF and HALF.
The things that poor Annette must have done to get a Hustler shoot. It boggles the mind.
Why in the fuck would you even read his horseshit?
Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
Dr. Pretty: You can't catch herpes from MySpacing.


To paraphrase, NitniLiun: "Gellus" is the new "Jondra". What's your "option"?
You can't flood the engine room ya fucken cold war cunt…
Unholy Triumvirate: A "dead" girl is given an enema on a gray-felt pool table??
She worked with Byron long - Donny's gay performing "wife" from the Long stable.
On the random Brazilian whore slot machine, Ronaldo got three ligers.
Hopefully this is the first and only shoot with Ryan. He seemed completely out of place.


Even the promise of a Cherry Poppens chat doesn't seems to bring out the urge to Cum All Over Her.
In Brazil, half of the "girls" are actually guys. In Thailand, most of the guys are actually "girls".
The Panzer Kalashnikov enema rifle has 144 different nozzles available. That's one "gross" set of nozzles.
Nothing's better than eyes that say, "Oh shit! Not ANOTHER abortion!!"
Sorry, I don't watch TV and there aren't Colt 45 billboards in my neighborhood.
Meth-meltdown = Melthdown


Domina Blue recruits: When your done making love gravy with your mothers vacuum cleaner hose, don't forget to check out our show!
Long stable startlet Mae Victoria loses it: "I WANT you to call the police…You're gonna pay with your credit card".
Camryn Kiss a Pain in the Ass with Hooker Attitude
They're all porn people so I don't know how many of them have herpes.
Fatman 5.0.1 (beta): New improved AI doesn't tolerate bullshit.
Too bad it still posts bullshit.


Who owns XTP?
Powder Legal Defense: Maybe we all should start saying that Darth has a nasty case of genital warts, too.
10K bounty on Powder.
That picture of Gia is almost exactly what I think about each time this girl leans against me
Since he's a courteous Burglar, he would never stick his fingers up a twat having just eaten Buffalo wings.
The expression on his face looks like he went to his happy place and found all the windows had been broken and his shit had been stolen.


How ironic is it that the space formerly occupied by DonkeyLong is now being used to advertise a gay/tranny studio?
Stay tuned for details of Donald 2006 assault conviction.…
Should we just assume that any stripper without meth damage is just a beginner meth user?
A house payment is just as motivating as a drug habit.
Darth's Dream: = Willie D and I


View from Outback:
The old, the overweight, the malformed, the bleeding, the diseased, the sexually confused and the mildly intellectually disabled that are the true bread and butter of the US porn industry.


El G's dream: C3X founded a website that has Jeremi Steal and Donkey Long having sex. Then Donkey kills himself.
Gigi's dream: She gets knocked up by some odd looking half-Jew.


Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Donny Long over THE Twins.


Pretty on a the rag:
i cant do it on my period
grodie
but i can still do bj's handjobs, titty fucking- so theres plenty of ways to still film content


Letters to Billy:
Larry Flynt to our youth: Read the Sears & Roebuck catalog.
Manson Marginalia: "Cool. A HILLBILLY that can type—FAR OUT."
Richard Ramirez: Know any Asian girls willing to correspond?
Clarence Thomas: I like the Egg McMuffin.


Teagan Presley makes a brief cameo.
She looks like a mannequin on a bed @ the department store.
I guess being pregnant was just such a purifying experience in my case

Whitney Stevens pop-in:
If anyones retarded it'd have to be you guys for wasting your lives being on here posting bullshit all the time about pornstars.

Some people moving on:
Mia Rose: That was my last scene. I mean like, No more. : /
Tritone: Please delete my account. I never want to log in again, or be tempted to.


Date a JAP: "Vat? It vould kill you to call?"
<<Clicky>>


The Haiku Corner:
I am Ryan Knox.
I'm a female cum dumpster.
Golden showers...yum.


Excuse me for having a life and NOT reading EVERY freaking thread on XPT.
We are ALL "alts" in the eyes of God.


Stop Posting.
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#213023 - 05/07/08 12:03 AM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I ran into Hillary Scott punching the shit out of Hailey Young in the face.




When was this?
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#213024 - 05/07/08 12:07 AM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

I ran into Hillary Scott punching the shit out of Hailey Young in the face.




When was this?




It's a quote from a DaB post.
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#213025 - 05/07/08 05:44 AM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
The Week in pictures













[Editor's note: The cages at the bottom are Phlog boxes].
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#213026 - 05/07/08 10:09 AM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
destro Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
Just everyone, stop posting
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#213027 - 05/14/08 12:04 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
A Do Not Mention The One Not To Be Mentioned Week in Review:


Thick Cocks - Ceara denied pics.
Utterly shocking. People that work in porn actually like sex. Wow.
Having really cool surgical scars on his legs and back means whores must love him for his mind.
Pretty is the kind of whore that wants to be the best whore she can be.
Holly calls someone a childish loudmouthed bully with a vendetta against someone who's never directly done anything to him.


Anita Blue in blue cross garters: 1 down and 3 to go when her wedding day comes.
Hopefully the overdose of snake oil pills will make his heart explode and all our AWOP problems will be solved.
Pretty: How can you tell a professional responsible dancer from a drug user? The professional won't barf on you.
Darth Season: It's open season on Star Wars fans and you can shoot them legally.
Forget breast implants. She needs biceps implants.


He rhymes 'love' with 'love'. Fucking genius...
CumOnMyFace vs. LoadMyMouth: Is this some kind of cumshot diversification?
Brandon Iron, [omitted], Sasha Grey, and Belladonna lead a star studded cast in an XXX remake of Outbreak.
They're living in the twenty dollar a night motel and surviving on crack and peppermint schnapps
Why does, like, getting a stern talking to from BIFF, like, totally turn me on.
If you want Eblab to accept your bet, post your proposition on YouTube and tag it with the name of some overrated angst filled punk wannabe band.


Hot New T-shirt: "I mentioned Jeff Steward on ADT and I didn't get banned"
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
Grammatical Declination of Jealous: jelious, jeliaous, gellus.
With a combination of intellect and anonymity this is the best you can muster?
It's going to leave Obama just as bloodied as the Arabs he thinks can be reasoned with.
Such conduct is hardly representative of the professorate at Dartmouth. Faculty members tend to be professional. They also tend to be sane.


Gia Jordan: Manuel was on my no-list for a long time because that thing is like a coke can.
This picture is an accurate image of post porn depression
Barbie Cummings new gamble: Playing black baby roulette.
Latest fringe political cause: Unban Huey Long ... or something.
Renfield continues to be vague about her felony conviction.
If you are sending a girl to work with Erik Everhard, especially a new girl, expect her to be out of work for a week or two.


Happy Birthday Malice. Next year Tony will be 40 and halfway to 100.
Holly: I've never actually watched any of this kind of porn, I think I could maybe get off to clown porn.
Make it two clowns and it's a DP! OMG I think I just came...
I guess it's better than having to fuck a fleshy hairball like Ron Jeremy.
Orangezilla. Enjoy your melanoma, beeyotch!
He can bang all the girls he wants.…Open Whore Buffet Policy.…But, she's like, "I can't have any other dick but his....cause I LOVE him.…"


Prison is no place for a fragile man-child like me.
These people are like cockroaches. If there ever was to be a nuclear war, they would be the last people standing.
Staten Island Vito Fossella's Family Values: DUI on his way to visit Virginia love child.
Check out the Valtrex bottle in front of the monitor.
Real porn is MADE FOR MEN! … and Gigi.
There's no reason for the industry to be dragged down by people who have nothing to offer the industry but trouble.


dumd fucking faggot
666/(6+6+6) = 37.
Can't watch her. She looks like a cross between my mother and Melissa Rivers. Never a good thing
I guess I could see that ... if my eyeballs had ravaged by squirrels, the plague and/or Philly cops.
Could you imagine being the FBI agent who has to go undercover to stake out the bukkake?
Lots of people in the industry intern. They just aren't told they are internships until they ask for their paychecks.


I'm thinking of writing in a Steward/Little ballot on the First Amendment Party line.
Threesomebody is ADT's Gigi, only she is meaner than Gigi.
Can a princess substitute an iguana for a frog?
Assablanca....did anyone say that one already?
Anyone with a half a working brain knows this place is more important to all three of you than $100.

Play on Gentlemen....And Bitches
Whores today shave it bald so the "does the carpet match the drapes" question can't be answered.
"My husband" and "Assloads" in the same sentence, Yet Again.
BI: My moobs are storage facilities for all the cum that gets backed-up from my well-worn nutsack.
Fatman got more replys on a post where he photoshopped a cat's face on a rabbit. That is quite alarming.


Holly Randall: If there's no room for all five fingers to wrap around the cock you shouldn't be in porn.
For future mathmaticians: 3720 divided by 365 = A wasted life.
Pinching out a "Please Lou..stop" reply will garner you no favors, insect.
Walk of Shame: Maybe just a line of gold stars from the parking lot at Gelsons to AIM.
Being denied your own freedoms while being told that your are fighting for someone else's? Hmmm, smells like Holy Bullshit to me.


JimB's favorite dance: The Bump!
Anchor Babies are for the beans.
I'd be late to meet friends and they'd check XPT to see if it was because I was online. It usually was.
Bliss is watching you get all riled up about politics on a porn forum run by the guys who bring us "gag factor."
The guy is sitting there with a gay male porn star turned tranny porn star and you're looking at his pants.
Does he massage his sister's upper thighs and buttocks, or is that "Daddy Only"?


It's like cooking for fat people, by fat people.
This is the last time I eat while logged onto XPT.
You could probably solve a Rubik's cube in there while you're double-fisting her....
Everything about that pic says drug transaction.
This presentation of Nova brought to you by Assmaster Inc, producers of the critically acclaimed "Anal MILF" series.


Agents: A beautiful girl will trump your shitty reputation.
If you're going to be married, you might as well marry a whore. We're much more fun.
It's porn people! Be all the whore you can be!!
Pretty on Marriage: I'm never quitting doing other people.
If only Holly couldn't go through Life without fucking Manuel …


DJing is to music what porn is to acting: The final preserve of no talents.
Kelly Wells escapes loonie bin. Last seen in mall.
ben went through many rejections growing up.
Vent, Fatman, vent!

I'm going to miss the intellect of banghernow and the sensitivity of yourmother.

He could walk into a mall parking lot, douse himself in gasoline, and set himself ablaze.
That would definitely make the news then we could see if Powder is still alive.

THERE ARE NO BUSINESS MEETINGS ON WEEKEND NIGHTS IN VEGAS SO SAY YOU'RE FUCKING A UKRAINIAN WITH NICE LEGS INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE WORK CARD AND PATRONIZING ME.



Whore of the Week: "The Internet's MoPed" and MySpace Pretender to the Throne, Dana DeArmond!
If I ever hit up a porn convention again, I'm gonna kick her in her horse face and then in the balls.
There's nothing worse than when one attempts to come across as an intellect without possessing, well, intellect.
Dana Dearmond = Sasha Grey in a male's body.
[3sb]I burned your skank ass apartment down once already bitch don't think I won't do it again manface.[/3sb]
How DARE you interrupt a thread about Dana to discuss Brandon!

Other late scores:
>>>Transvestitism 12...Daniel Dearmond 3
>>>Ugliness 15...Daniel Dearmond 2
>>>Relevance 2, Danny Dearmond 0.
>>>Knife Fights: Dan Dearmond Zero ... 3SB Three.



POLL RESULTS

To Jack or NOT to Jack: Guy over girl in a late rally.
Jimmy Carter does not certify these results.

Breast Feeding with Implants:
Before I answer I need to know if Herpes can be spread via breast milk.

XPT pussy hair preference: Tending to Patrick Star tribute.

If Skeeter and Max were locked up together, Mad Max on top 17 to 12.


CraigsList Ad of the Week:
ME: Handsome young outgoing man.
YOU: Dirty knee-scraped cum dumpster behind the strip joint.
LUNCH??


XPT Vocabulary word of the week
Pleonasm <<clicky>>


……….T H E E N D……………..

Somebody Cut the Lights ~ Bye Y’all.


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#213028 - 05/14/08 01:15 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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YouTube of the Week:

Anybody seen my hair?!? I'm pressing charges!!!!! Where's my doo rag at?!?!?
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#213029 - 05/14/08 03:04 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Another fine review! Very nice work, Fatman.
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#213030 - 05/14/08 04:34 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Another awesome job Fatman!
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#213031 - 05/14/08 06:05 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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This is great as were the previous ones. Do you keep an open Word document to paste the quotes into or do you have a yellow legal pad next to your computer?

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#213032 - 05/14/08 06:51 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Righteous, Fatman.

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#213033 - 05/14/08 07:28 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Albinos = comedy gold
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#213034 - 05/14/08 09:21 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Quote:

This is great as were the previous ones. Do you keep an open Word document to paste the quotes into or do you have a yellow legal pad next to your computer?




An Excel spreadsheet.


I've used Excel - and before that Lotus - to organize/outline my writing for almost 20 years now. While Word is the tool to use for writing itself, I find Excel to be a better tool for recording/tracking random thoughts and maintaining RAW outlines in flux.

I view the set of disconnected thoughts as a collection of data cells which happen to contain quips as values, so for the Weeks in Review, so I don't use Word at all.
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#213035 - 05/15/08 12:36 AM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Quote:

Quote:

This is great as were the previous ones. Do you keep an open Word document to paste the quotes into or do you have a yellow legal pad next to your computer?




An Excel spreadsheet.


I've used Excel - and before that Lotus - to organize/outline my writing for almost 20 years now. While Word is the tool to use for writing itself, I find Excel to be a better tool for recording/tracking random thoughts and maintaining RAW outlines in flux.

I view the set of disconnected thoughts as a collection of data cells which happen to contain quips as values, so for the Weeks in Review, so I don't use Word at all.




That's a brilliant idea. I've got to do something like that to collect my thoughts for my writing... my short term memory is shot so the minute I come up with a clever quip I forget it. << (that's referring to weed, not crack, BTW)
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#213036 - 05/15/08 06:29 AM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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That's a brilliant idea. I've got to do something like that to collect my thoughts for my writing... my short term memory is shot so the minute I come up with a clever quip I forget it. << (that's referring to weed, not crack, BTW)




Holly, if you ever need help remembering important info (like, say, Aria Giovanni's phone number), I'd be glad to remember it for you...think of me as your own personal Keanu Reeves in 'Johnny Mnemonic', only a lot less lame.

Speaking of which, has anybody done a porn version of 'Memento' yet? With the current craze for 'wife writing', you'd think it would be a sure thing...

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#213037 - 05/15/08 06:34 AM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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yay
im in a month in review
thanks fatman
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#213038 - 05/15/08 07:41 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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I thought that Graemlin was for meth or crack not pot. I thought the rasta dude was for pot?

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#213039 - 05/15/08 07:54 PM Re: The Return of An XPT Month in Review ....
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Rasta dude for pot? How terribly racist.
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