Pardon the ignorance of a newcomer. Firstly I fear I am not sure to which forum this query officially belongs. Forum preciseness was made loud and clear to yours truly in the aftermath of my inaugural post, and my decree is to hold true to your requests. That aside, allow me to proceed to the matter at hand. This morning as I was cataloging my collection of dinosaur teeth, a fantastic question crossed my mind. What is the meaning of the various titles adorned to XPT posters? Chronic masturbator, suitcase pimp, ect, are rather self-explanatory. Titles such as ADT regular and sportswami wannabe, however, have left me puzzled and thirsting for knowledge. Would some XPT user be so kind as to explain some of the less obvious titles to a humble new poster? Also, is there a reference of available titles? How are they attained? Thank you in advance for your efforts.

A kind user has been good enough to enlighten yours truly via the private message feature. Thank you. You know who you are.

I'd also like to know. I have ADD and I ran out of Adderall so there's no way I can go through the archives to find out.

Here and Here. As far as the meanings into all the titles someone else with more patience will have to attend to that.

Thank you, much obliged.

I have had a jolly time researching the titles for resident posters. What a laugh. Reminds me of when I worked at the Pentagon in the late 80’s. We had a similar system around the office based on the number of inappropriate advances made on female interns. Luckily I was able to track down the list in an old briefcase.

0: Democrat
50: NYU Art Major
100: Bloomingdale’s Cashier
200: Watergate Bellhop
400: Space Shuttle Mechanic
600: Iran Contra Informer
800: Richard Gere’s Roommate
1000: Jim Baker’s PR Rep
1200: Phil Donahue’s Barber
1400: Evolution Advocate
1600: Bob Saget’s Coke Dealer
1800: Jesse Jackson’s Campaign Manager
2000: Mississippi Governor
2200: John Hinckley’s Defense Attorney
2400: Berlin Wall Architect
2600: Contra Commando
2800: GE Chairman
3000: Ronald Reagan Speech Writer
3500: Kent State Shooter
4000: Republican

Clinton was a Republican??

I guess that depends on how many inappropriate advances swam down Monica's throat.

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Clinton was a Republican??

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i have adhd, i find dexedrine works better. plus it's fun.

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I'd also like to know. I have ADD and I ran out of Adderall so there's no way I can go through the archives to find out.

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addy's got too many peripheral side-effects over 40mg/day and makes me feel cracked-out and heartattacky/tach-city. get your doc to give you dexedrine, it got a bad rep in the 70's because it works.