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#211217 - 12/31/06 06:01 PM
New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Let me get us started: Willie D: "Accidently" plows his car into Drew and Steph while vacationing in Maine. The Judge declares it the first "justifiable vehicular manslaughter" ever. Elaborator & Gunker: Married in Vermont. Darren James joins them for a honeymoon threesome. Later divorced due to "irreconcilable similarities". King: Love can't keep him from Quinne. Neither can the restraining order. Chico Travieso: Finds someone he CAN beat at MMA when a girl scout refuses to take "I don't want any damn cookies" for an answer. Guapo: After a traffic stop with the LAPD, he swears off pretending to be Black for good. Monstar: Seriously ill after Courtney Cummz's jealous boyfriend gives him a smallpox-infected blanket. jamesn: The caps lock button on his keyboard gets stuck "on", driving him to commit suicide. G G: Will always shout "Phlog" during sex - and not just when fucking Phlog. Gilbert is gonna be pissed. 
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#211223 - 01/01/07 05:44 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I predict Phlogiston's co-worker gets the girl and he gets a junkie chick with a dick on the internet. Oh wait, that was 2006. Stop posting, get AIDS and die.
oh, i have a penis? bend over, asshole.
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#211224 - 01/01/07 05:57 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I predict Phlogiston's co-worker gets the girl and he gets a junkie chick with a dick on the internet. Oh wait, that was 2006. Stop posting, get AIDS and die.
I predict Charles Barkely finishes yet another year as a virgin.
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#211225 - 01/01/07 06:40 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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I predict Phlogiston's co-worker gets the girl and he gets a junkie chick with a dick on the internet. Oh wait, that was 2006. Stop posting, get AIDS and die.
oh, i have a penis? bend over, asshole.
No, but you do have a crack pipe and a fucked up pair of titties.
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#211226 - 01/01/07 06:50 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I predict Phlogiston's co-worker gets the girl and he gets a junkie chick with a dick on the internet. Oh wait, that was 2006. Stop posting, get AIDS and die.
oh, i have a penis? bend over, asshole.
No, but you do have a crack pipe and a fucked up pair of titties.
You have Magic Johnson's t-cell count.
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#211228 - 01/01/07 07:05 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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You have an internet girlfriend with a meth problem and three kids. 
You are a power-bottom with an internet boyfriend named after a dishwashing soap. 
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#211229 - 01/01/07 07:15 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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You have an internet girlfriend with a meth problem and three kids.
You are a power-bottom with an internet boyfriend named after a dishwashing soap.
Wow I really love what you did with this response, replacing the nouns of my post, this is like playing madlibs with Mike Ramone. Hang up your whip and go back to the anal laboratory, Master, really this is just too much, I must concede
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#211231 - 01/01/07 08:20 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Wow I really love what you did with this response, replacing the nouns of my post, this is like playing madlibs with Mike Ramone. Hang up your whip and go back to the anal laboratory, Master, really this is just too much, I must concede
With every post you concede you are a brainless AIDS-infected faggot.
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#211233 - 01/02/07 09:06 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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G G: Will always shout "Phlog" during sex - and not just when fucking Phlog. Gilbert is gonna be pissed.
Phlogiston = a gay AC Cream 
Jeff = future prison bitch stars in his cell block's production of Anal Full Nelson.
IMAGE REMOVED
Edited by TonyMalice (01/03/07 10:09 AM)
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#211236 - 01/02/07 09:25 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Sorry it made you puke, Jack. When I retire the "anal lab" joke on Saturday, it will become my new signature.
Maybe this one instead?
IMAGE REMOVED
Edited by TonyMalice (01/03/07 10:08 AM)
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#211239 - 01/02/07 10:23 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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The best thing about the above post is that Phlogiston's only recourse is photoshopping, whereas Steward could just reroute the filthy lucre he'll spend on DVD sleeves in January alone to get Phlogiston's entire family donkeypunched by Steven French.
Jeff will be spending his money on thousands of cartons of cigarettes. The Mexican Mafia will probably want to smoke after sex.
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#211242 - 01/02/07 11:40 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
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When I retire the "anal lab" joke on Saturday, it will become my new signature.
Notwithstanding that formally "retiring" a bad schtick is in itself a bad schtizk...
Good luck, brah.
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#211243 - 01/02/07 11:49 PM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
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 This is getting too Spinal Tap ... Actually it's getting too Village People with all the limp-wristed bitch-slapping. We demand pix already. GG - Do you or don't you have a penis? The people demand proof already. PICTURES!  Action shots, solo shots, let's go already.
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#211247 - 01/03/07 08:20 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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wow... phlog is punking out all for the love of an internet "chick" ? Prison time for pushing the envelope on the First Amendment is nothing to make fun of...particularly when said envelope pushing also provides the very forum phlog is using to ridicule. 
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#211248 - 01/03/07 09:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Phlog, why are you bringing Jeffy into this?
I fear you will soon be in Dead XPT Poster Storage with Hypnokook and Smart.
And why?
OVER SOME CHICK!!!!
Dude, I understand you like GG, but defending her honor has totally gotten out of hand. If it were my name in place of hers, I'd feel the same way.
Either way, IT'S STILL JUST SOME CHICK.
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#211250 - 01/03/07 10:19 AM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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I removed some pics posted by Phlogistan and banned him because I personally think the guy is being an idiot. Fuckin' meltdowns.
Jeffy have a meltdown?
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#211252 - 01/03/07 10:49 AM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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no, he deserved a 3-day ban. who butter's his toast?
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#211253 - 01/03/07 10:52 AM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I appreciate Gen's wit even at risk of being relegated to the inner circle of xxxporntalk hell known as fanboi  and predict that the padover's sharp wit will continue to  her adversaries.
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#211255 - 01/03/07 11:12 AM
Re: New years predictions for XPT Posters?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the lab needed to go. in the worst way. it was very adt. let's get both of the back running and gunning soon
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#211257 - 01/03/07 11:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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I'M HALF JEWISH. EAT A BLUEFISH FOR BLACK JESUS TO BE ALRIGHT WITH YOU.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#211259 - 01/03/07 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I have no issues with Phlog but the penalty box is funny. The rule has to be, fuck with El Jeffe and you pay the price. This is his house we're defiling.
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#211261 - 01/03/07 02:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I guess I'm proud of my fellow xpt'ers for not making the obvious joke about Phlogiston going up in smoke.  I feel bad for the boy, I feel I led him here after his ban from adt, and now he's a young man without a porn forum.
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#211266 - 01/03/07 02:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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