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#210908 - 12/31/06 09:42 AM
Re: GG was banned? WTF?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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#210909 - 12/31/06 09:46 AM
Re: GG was banned? WTF?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Can someone pm Malice and find out why?
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#210911 - 12/31/06 09:48 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I'm guessing yeeeesssssss.
Joke or not, I want my anal slave posting again, dammit! 
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#210914 - 12/31/06 10:12 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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kami andrews has children? that IS frightening. look, for whatever i did (and i think i know), i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07. sincerely, GG  <-- to tony for unbanning me
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#210915 - 12/31/06 10:19 AM
Re: GG was banned? WTF?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.
Don't change a fucking thing. Consider it an edict from your Master.
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#210916 - 12/31/06 12:15 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I find this all very entertaining. Just like old times.
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#210917 - 12/31/06 12:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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floof, of all people, i expected a "shenanigans!" from you.
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#210918 - 12/31/06 12:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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random abuse of power is always entertaining
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#210919 - 12/31/06 12:22 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I don't want to be right anymore, I don't want to spoil the fun. Everything is hevel, I just want to be entertained.
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#210920 - 12/31/06 02:09 PM
Re: GG was banned? WTF?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'm putting botulism in his chicken noodle soup ... fuck it, I hope they arrest me, I'll drag the trial out for years, all the while using it as a forum to expose the hypocrisy of the monkey ... Is he entertaining? sure, but so were the Nazis, The Manson Family and OJ, give or take an incident or two and depending on your drug tolerance and/or religious preference ... I hope he trips some night at 3 am on his way to take a piss and hits his head on the towel rack and takes 27 hours to bleed out. Happy new year.
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#210921 - 12/31/06 02:29 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
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#210922 - 12/31/06 02:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#210923 - 12/31/06 03:04 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
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#210924 - 12/31/06 03:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#210926 - 12/31/06 06:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Relax, everyone, it was a drive-by banning. Monstar is famous for them. 
...fuckin' a.
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#210929 - 12/31/06 06:24 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.
Don't change a fucking thing. Consider it an edict from your Master.
You and your fanboy antics have ruined XPT. I don't think I'm alone when I say that we're all fucking tired of that tweaking manfaced Mother of the Year Daniella Dunn and her faggot internet boyfriend.
PS The "Master/slave" and "anal laboratory" shit is just retarded. Stop it, for your sake, you look like even more of a moron than I thought possible, which is hard because you're a Californian Federalist in his mid-twenties. You do realize that if you take away the doctor husband, she's just another junkie divorcee with three kids and a fucked up set of bolt-ons, right?
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#210930 - 12/31/06 06:28 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
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#210932 - 12/31/06 06:43 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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You and your fanboy antics have ruined XPT. I don't think I'm alone when I say that we're all fucking tired of that tweaking manfaced Mother of the Year Daniella Dunn and her faggot internet boyfriend.
How cute! A new friend to play with? Or do you wanna tell me whose alt ID you are? You seem too literate for Ryan Knox. In any case, thanks for joining the freshly "ruined" XPT.
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PS The "Master/slave" and "anal laboratory" shit is just retarded. Stop it, for your sake, you look like even more of a moron than I thought possible, which is hard because you're a Californian Federalist in his mid-twenties.
Great. I've acquired a stalker. Probably some HIV+ homosexual who wants in my lab. No guys allowed, dude. Try West Hollywood.
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You do realize that if you take away the doctor husband, she's just another junkie divorcee with three kids and a fucked up set of bolt-ons, right?
I'm so glad you have nothing better to do on New Years eve. Join my party. 
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#210935 - 12/31/06 06:53 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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My guess is Monkey
Mine too. If he keeps this up, I might have to determine and publicize his true identity. His face photoshopped onto some bestiality, as is my trademark.
My anal lab awaits me. If you don't warm the speculums, the girls squirm and complain.
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#210936 - 12/31/06 06:54 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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Yeah I think it's real cute how you missed the class at UCLA about staying the fuck away from barren middle-aged whores with addictive personalities. It's gonna get a whole lot less cute when she's camped outside your apartment with her developmentally disabled kids and her five year plan is slanging that loose pussy to Kerkove. I hope that ugly ho has your ectopic pregnancy and you get AIDS, you cheesy limpdicked faggot. (XPT)   (Your ugly girlfriend)  (You aka Virgin Fanboy, so impressed with tits and a whore who will do anal that he loses all self-respect and posts lame bullshit all day)
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#210937 - 12/31/06 06:59 PM
Re: GG was banned? WTF?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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My guess is Monkey
I want to piss all over your face, not only because you're wrong but because you're busted and anything that obscures it and degrades you is okay in my book.
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#210939 - 12/31/06 07:08 PM
Re: GG was banned? WTF?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Yeah I think it's real cute how you missed the class at UCLA about staying the fuck away from barren middle-aged whores with addictive personalities.
Uh-oh! He knows where I went to school. It looks like Monkey is having some sort of stalker-ish meltdown. Keep it going, Charles! I'm loving it. 
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It's gonna get a whole lot less cute when she's camped outside your apartment with her developmentally disabled kids and her five year plan is slanging that loose pussy to Kerkove. I hope that ugly ho has your ectopic pregnancy and you get AIDS, you cheesy limpdicked faggot.
Your use of "ectopic" makes you too smart to be an incarnation of PA4H, just in case there's any doubt you happen to be anyone other than Monkey. Your use of "slanging" and "ho" has a creditable Guapo touch. Bravo, sir!
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(XPT) (Your ugly girlfriend) (You aka Virgin Fanboy, so impressed with tits and a whore who will do anal that he loses all self-respect and posts lame bullshit all day)
I do like tits and whores who do anal and am certainly no virgin. If I reached my mid-twenties as a virgin, I'd have paid your mother a nickel to cum in her ass, just like the longshoremen and ex-cons do.
If you want to talk about self-respect, you could consider the fact that you're the one hiding behind an alt ID. Your alt ID's are just another closet for you, right? That's my theory.
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#210940 - 12/31/06 07:10 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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My guess is Monkey
I want to piss all over your face, not only because you're wrong but because you're busted and anything that obscures it and degrades you is okay in my book.
Barkley hates Padova. The Monkey checklist gets another tally mark.
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#210941 - 12/31/06 07:13 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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It's a New Years Eve Miracle !!!!
phlog acts like he has never chatted with a chick before.
The only thing miraculous about this shit is that it took this long for someone to say something. Just because GG has a vagina now doesn't mean she was born with one, in fact her jawline is suspiciously masculine. On its own it's just unfortunate genes, however if you check this against the the facts: ie trannies love attention, roleplaying, and cheap blonde wigs, well I think we have ourselves a winner.
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#210942 - 12/31/06 07:17 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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...trannies love attention, roleplaying, and cheap blonde wigs, well I think we have ourselves a winner.
These are all reasons I lost my virginity to a hot chick rather than paying your mom the nickel. Your "mother's" Adam's apple is also a dead give-away and her Kaposi's sarcoma doesn't help anything regardless of true gender.
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#210943 - 12/31/06 07:19 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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My guess is Monkey
I want to piss all over your face, not only because you're wrong but because you're busted and anything that obscures it and degrades you is okay in my book.
Barkley hates Padova. The Monkey checklist gets another tally mark.
Everybody hates Padova, I think you just tallied the whole western hemisphere. And you have me all wrong, I'm not Monkey, I'm just a lurker tired of you fucking up threads with your pathetic BDSM bullshit and threats of "mean photoshopping." Maybe if you focus more on your artwork and less on junkie whores you won't have to get that long distance syphilitic pussy.
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#210944 - 12/31/06 07:24 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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...trannies love attention, roleplaying, and cheap blonde wigs, well I think we have ourselves a winner.
These are all reasons I lost my virginity to a hot chick rather than paying your mom the nickel. Your "mother's" Adam's apple is also a dead give-away and her Kaposi's sarcoma doesn't help anything regardless of true gender.
Phlog's gameplan so far:
1) Rating CharlesBarkley 1 star
2) Threats of Adobe Photoshop
3) Yo momma jokes
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#210945 - 12/31/06 07:26 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Everybody hates Padova, I think you just tallied the whole western hemisphere. And you have me all wrong, I'm not Monkey, I'm just a lurker tired of you fucking up threads with your pathetic BDSM bullshit and threats of "mean photoshopping."
I still smell Monkey. Lurkers are a pathetic bunch to begin with, but you know a little too much forum backstory. Come out of the closet and say "I'm here! I'm Monkey! Get use to it!"
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Maybe if you focus more on your artwork and less on junkie whores you won't have to get that long distance syphilitic pussy.
I could always get "short distance" syphilitic junkie pussy at any truck stop from your mother, but thanks for your concern.
BTW, I've got a party to go to at 8:00, so hurry up with your ravings. I'd like closure to this before then.
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#210946 - 12/31/06 07:27 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Phlog's gameplan so far:
1) Rating CharlesBarkley 1 star
2) Threats of Adobe Photoshop
3) Yo momma jokes
You're too pathetic to deserve a better effort. Yawn.
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#210948 - 12/31/06 07:35 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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Everybody hates Padova, I think you just tallied the whole western hemisphere. And you have me all wrong, I'm not Monkey, I'm just a lurker tired of you fucking up threads with your pathetic BDSM bullshit and threats of "mean photoshopping."
I still smell Monkey. Lurkers are a pathetic bunch to begin with, but you know a little too much forum backstory. Come out of the closet and say "I'm here! I'm Monkey! Get use to it!"
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Maybe if you focus more on your artwork and less on junkie whores you won't have to get that long distance syphilitic pussy.
I could always get "short distance" syphilitic junkie pussy at any truck stop from your mother, but thanks for your concern.
BTW, I've got a party to go to at 8:00, so hurry up with your ravings. I'd like closure to this before then.
The only thing closing around here is your urethra after you nail that nasty suburban slut.
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#210949 - 12/31/06 07:36 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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I always thought Phlogiston sucked goat balls, but that's just me.
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#210950 - 12/31/06 07:36 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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2) Threats of Adobe Photoshop
I like his fucked up avatar animation... the gun that somehow removes the hole in the mods head. weak like a baby. 
All the pathetic people with less than 100 posts are out tonight. As long as they aren't outside potentially meeting women and possibly transmitting defective genetic material to future generations, I say "rock on".
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#210951 - 12/31/06 07:37 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I always thought Phlogiston sucked goat balls, but that's just me.
That's just you who sucked balls? I have to agree.
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#210952 - 12/31/06 07:38 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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The only thing closing around here is your urethra after you nail that nasty suburban slut.
My urethra is as open as your asshole around Nacho Vidal.
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#210953 - 12/31/06 07:40 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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That's just you who sucked balls? I have to agree.
I guess reading comprehension failed you at some point. Carry on fanboy.
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#210954 - 12/31/06 07:41 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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That's just you who sucked balls? I have to agree.
I guess reading comprehension failed at some point. Carry on fanboy.
I'm just having fun with you, Biff. Carry on yourself and have a nice new year.
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#210956 - 12/31/06 07:44 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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2) Threats of Adobe Photoshop
I like his fucked up avatar animation... the gun that somehow removes the hole in the mods head. weak like a baby.
All the pathetic people with less than 100 posts are out tonight. As long as they aren't outside potentially meeting women and possibly transmitting defective genetic material to future generations, I say "rock on".
Yeah I wish I had 1500 posts of distilled faggotry to back me up too. Too bad THE TRUTH doesn't need any context.
PS I think "Defective genetic material" pretty much sums up Gonzo girl's uterine rejects. Words that also come to mind: rapist, deadbeat, whore, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, welfare, low birth weight, I could go on
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