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#209140 - 12/25/06 08:42 PM Kelly Kline Facials
bkushner Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 10/16/05 Posts: 145	Can someone tell me what's up with Kelly Kline and facials? The chick usually gives a red hot scene but when it comes time to take the medicine she makes a face that makes my dick shrivel up and run away.
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#209141 - 12/26/06 12:30 AM Re: Kelly Kline Facials
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	She's a cumdodger. I use to have similar thoughts about Ryan Conner, but then I saw her lick sperm off of a glass coffee table. If only Kelly would do the same.
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#209142 - 12/26/06 07:11 AM Re: Kelly Kline Facials
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	There are no use for whores like that in this business, at least act the role, please. Isn't she married to Rich Kline, one of Derrick Hay's cohorts at LA Direct? What a great porn couple. They should be doing work for Tony C. instead. Quote: She's a cumdodger...If only Kelly would do the same. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#209143 - 12/26/06 07:43 AM Re: Kelly Kline Facials
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: There are no use for whores like that in this business, at least act the role, please. I don't mind if they don't LIKE it - I can get off on that as well. [an extension of Porn Law #26]. I HATE if they just won't do it!! Especially the open mouth. Gen once responded to my "open mouth issue" with the caveat that some directors prefer when they cover the actress in cum and let the mess drip off. Though not my favorite - it is tolerable IF there is AT LEAST a "clean off". _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#209144 - 12/26/06 09:26 PM Re: Kelly Kline Facials
El Kabong Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/29/04 Posts: 764 Loc: Tralfamadore	Oddly its better if they don't like it.... To think that they have to act like they like it Fuckin' HoT! Like the great artists the Bloodhound Gang say "the lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying". _________________________ meh.
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#209145 - 12/26/06 10:08 PM Re: Kelly Kline Facials
Calvin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/11/06 Posts: 481	The wincing/whining/dodging is the best part. It isn't any fun if they pretend to enjoy being glazed (see my suggested Porn Rule #26). "Where do you want it" "On my face!!!" is some of the most hackneyed dialogue since "What do you like most about sex?" "Definitely the blowjobs!" "Are you good at oral?" "I haven't had any complaints!" (Real Life Rule #XX - Unless she draws blood, noone ever complains when their cock is in her mouth) Love that Bloodhound Gang song. "I find it's quite a thrill, when she grinds me against her will!". And it is on the same album as "The Ballad of Chasey Lain". "Mom and dad, this is Chasey. Chasey, this is my mom and dad. Now show 'em them titties!!" _________________________ [The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#209146 - 12/26/06 10:32 PM Re: Kelly Kline Facials
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: The wincing/whining/dodging is the best part. It isn't any fun if they pretend to enjoy being glazed (see my suggested Porn Rule #26). Yes, it is fantastic. I have an amateur they used to sell on NebraskaCoeds with a girl name "Joey". In the "facial" at the end, she is actually shaking using all her will power not to wipe it off immediately! BTW, Porn Law 26 is my absolute favorite!! You'll see I also cited it in my reply above. Rewind Time!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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