Everyone's got a wish list these days, from a MySpace whore from Orange County with a denim line to community college students supplementing their tuition by selling their used tampons on the Internet. So this year, I decided to make my own wish list.
So get your Visa card ready and check out
www.giajordan.com where you will be able to choose a gift for me from this fine selection:
This is where I figured I would end up if I didn't quit porn soon.
People say I'm beautiful on the inside.
Every porn newbie needs a welcome basket for their new fucked up life. Oh wait, they were fucked up before.
Who knew one single recipe could blow up Barbie's Dream House?