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#209104 - 12/25/06 09:02 AM My Wish List: It's not too late!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Everyone's got a wish list these days, from a MySpace whore from Orange County with a denim line to community college students supplementing their tuition by selling their used tampons on the Internet. So this year, I decided to make my own wish list. So get your Visa card ready and check out www.giajordan.com where you will be able to choose a gift for me from this fine selection: This is where I figured I would end up if I didn't quit porn soon. People say I'm beautiful on the inside. Every porn newbie needs a welcome basket for their new fucked up life. Oh wait, they were fucked up before. Who knew one single recipe could blow up Barbie's Dream House? Attachments 200724-easybakemeth.jpg (20 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#209105 - 12/25/06 02:34 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Who knew one single recipe could blow up Barbie's Dream House? Great "slogan"! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#209106 - 12/25/06 08:20 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Shit! I didn't realize this was out in time for the holiday. I was going to buy one for my niece, who is an aspiring porn-whore. I hope she doesn't find out, she'll be terribly disappointed if she sees that one of her friends got one and Uncle Jack fucked up Christmas (again). Quote: Who knew one single recipe could blow up Barbie's Dream House? Oh fuck it! One way or another she'll find out, the meeth will give it away after too long. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#209107 - 12/26/06 11:50 AM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Great. Only 2 posts? So, just fat people found this thread amusing? I miss the Monkey. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#209108 - 12/26/06 11:51 AM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	I gotted you something. _________________________
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#209109 - 12/26/06 01:07 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I gotted you something. Chag Hanukkah Sameach, Gia!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#209110 - 12/26/06 01:20 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: Great. Only 2 posts? So, just fat people found this thread amusing? I miss the Monkey. I'm sorry Gia, holiday hangover. HERE's the only thing I can offer. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#209111 - 12/26/06 01:42 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	I found it amusing, but then I am kinda fat.
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#209112 - 12/26/06 01:56 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
steveb Bukkake Boy Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 662	Quote: Great. Only 2 posts? So, just fat people found this thread amusing? I miss the Monkey. Nah it was well funny. We're just too stupid to come up with many responses. This forum is generally all snide insults and cumshot pictures. Actual "wit" is confusing. _________________________ "Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box". - Gia Jordan
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#209113 - 12/26/06 02:04 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I thought they handed these out after a whores first bukkakee. It sure is great to forget sometimes.
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#209114 - 12/26/06 03:31 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: I thought they handed these out after a whores first bukkakee. It sure is great to forget sometimes. That reminds me, does Chatsworth Pictures; formerly known as Skintight Pictures, still handout toasters to the best whore on set? _________________________
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#209115 - 12/26/06 08:21 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Holly gave me the idea in the Cage: [elaborator] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8 [/elaborator] _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#209116 - 12/26/06 08:56 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	She already got 3 of these!?! [See poll in the Cage] _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#209117 - 12/26/06 09:10 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9180
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#209118 - 12/27/06 06:46 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: oh lordy, that is wrong, so wrong. i want a shoot me up elmo. of course i once told someone at AEE last year that my porn name was Dora the Anal Explorer so that tells you all you need to know about me. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#209119 - 12/28/06 08:31 PM Re: My Wish List: It's not too late!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Do you need a "Baby Jesus" for your "Creche"?? From the makers of the "Jesus Jackhammer" ... Its the Baby Jesus Butt Plug!!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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