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#208918 - 12/24/06 05:02 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Alex Panzer is my favorite deactivated ADT member.
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#208919 - 12/24/06 05:07 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Alex Panzer is my favorite deactivated ADT member.
I feel worthless all of a sudden. 
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#208921 - 12/24/06 05:44 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ok, ok. You know, jamesn and phlog, how deep my admiration is for you two and how you single handedly annoyed Steph while challenging the entire board upside down. It's just I got kinda excited to randomly see Panzer here. What is he? 18 now?
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#208922 - 12/24/06 05:49 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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possibly 19? still, straight off the boat and smells like onion-soup spiced by his grandmother's support-hose(he's russian and from ny, communally-situated grandparents are a given) hurts. i'm not sure i speak for phlog but damn jordan, it hurts.
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#208924 - 12/24/06 05:55 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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jamesn babe, don't let it hurt. I'm sorry and you know how much I support the wreckage you caused for years over at Chez Steph. Maybe I'm just a tad bitter because you haven't IM'd me in a while. Merry Christmas.
Eggnog? Ketel 1 on the rocks, people. Someone hold me.
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#208925 - 12/24/06 06:07 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i've heard brandon gets off by watching women drink eggnog, no matter what their age may be or whether he's using binos from the pxpmobile. and i've either been lame or away from computers, quite aware of that.
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#208926 - 12/24/06 06:08 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I feel slighted that I never got to see a Phlog post on ADT. It's as though he was gone before my time? Quote:
i feel a bit slighted as well. phlog and i at least got banned for being consciously-subversive.
stupid charity-cases? un-ban 'em. phlog trainwrecking poorly-read socialists in favor of nina hartley performing and cum-swapping back to the dude? banned for life. comedy.
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#208929 - 12/24/06 06:40 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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merry xmas burg.
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#208931 - 12/24/06 06:45 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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ms contins held together by fent-patches squeezed out like a packet of mayo. just a guess.
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#208933 - 12/24/06 06:57 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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not driving anywhere at this point even in the wife's demolition-derbymobile. merry xmas to you, simpster.
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#208935 - 12/24/06 07:25 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...and perhaps Bornyo (if he had the patience to read it.)
Merry Christmas to you too, assholes. Burg look at me as the editor who could have taken you to the big show. There is no prize awarded for using every word in the dictionary.
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#208936 - 12/24/06 07:44 PM
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#208937 - 12/24/06 07:47 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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...and perhaps Bornyo (if he had the patience to read it.)
Merry Christmas to you too, assholes. Burg look at me as the editor who could have taken you to the big show. There is no prize awarded for using every word in the dictionary.
740 Verbal SAT just before I turned 17, it's a ego thing. But I dont look at you as my Editor Bornyo, I have a couple of those already (and I still write LUKE periodically as well...) No, B, I see you as the older, estranged step-brother I never knew I had until I was well into my 30s, and now I am gingerly trying to figure out how you fit (if at all) into my life without causing me nightmares and costing me money.
Merry x-mas to you Bornyo, you gave me the stomach and callouses I needed to survive here at XPT, because afterall, even I must admit, I was and still am my own worst enemy. But I promise (new year's resolution), 2007 will see me POST MORE about Porn, I intend to hit the new year running. If I can make it to AEE/AVN, great, but either way, I will resume watching and writing about pornography (or as CAOH used to say THE Pornography) so I can write and post intelligently about the current state of SMUT. See, right now, I watch ZERO pornography and have done so for months now.
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#208938 - 12/24/06 07:53 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
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Holy Christ! Da Burglar is the most pretentious motherfucker I have ever seen on any message board!
He can't be real! This has to be an alias. Nobody is really this full of themselves.
sorry I am a lil freaked out right now...
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#208940 - 12/24/06 08:21 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I feel slighted that I never got to see a Phlog post on ADT. It's as though he was gone before my time?
I've been officially persona non grata for over a year now. My life has only gotten better by being here and I think we have a near monopoly on Gia, so ADT's got nothing.
My ADT posts were almost universally attacks on the "terrorists are just misunderstood and need to be loved" Eurotrash and their American liberal counterparts. The REAL good threads have been memory-holed by Steph, but maybe some can still be found. (The best one had Tony Comstock threatening to stab me in the throat!)
Drew->  <-Steph
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#208941 - 12/24/06 10:49 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Merry Christmas to all the pimps, players, and dupe accounts that float this boat. I'm getting you all a new knife set, German of course. Happy New Year!
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#208942 - 12/24/06 11:31 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Holy Christ! Da Burglar is the most pretentious motherfucker I have ever seen on any message board!
He can't be real! This has to be an alias. Nobody is really this full of themselves. sorry I am a lil freaked out right now...
 I hate myself for loving me, and I would be totally bored and kill myself if it were not for me...does that clarify things Madge?
Also, try looking up/considering things like satire, and try grasping how interesting it is when people manifest and stick to (and even push the envelope) online personalities and portraying themselves within an online community. I have no problem with people coming on here and touting their strong points and accomplishments. And if you have followed ME over the last 2 years, you would know that in addition to me obnoxiously telling the community all my accomplishments and strengths, I have exposed (both voluntarily and haphazardly-clumsily) my weakenesses and shortcomings. In a word, I let me be ME...the fact I went to Harvard, have an IQ of 149, scored well monetarily over a 12 year Marketing career and can now do what i want is more than offset by my wretched physical condition, the fact I have the life expectancy of a 80 yr old man, that I usually pay for sex and that I always say/write too much....oh yeah, and I like certain types of chemicals. I find it comfortable existing in and against the backdrop of Porn and the porn netherworld full of the dysfunctional creatures we see here everyday.
So what's your story Madge?
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#208944 - 12/25/06 04:44 AM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Merry Christmas or happy holidays to one and all at XXXPorntalk.
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#208946 - 12/27/06 11:04 AM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Vodka was invented by the Polish, and later spread to the Russians. That being said, it makes sense to go to the source for the best. Lately I've been partial to Luksusowa, which is a triple-distilled potato vodka from Poland. It's tastes better than Grey Goose and Ketel One. It's also gluten-free for those who care about such things.
Also, I'm glad AlexPanzer is posting with us again.
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#208947 - 12/27/06 11:09 AM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Da Burglar writes: Quote:
...But I promise (new year's resolution), 2007 will see me POST MORE about Porn, I intend to hit the new year running...
I assume you are speaking figuratively.
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#208950 - 12/27/06 12:59 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#208951 - 12/27/06 02:45 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#208952 - 12/27/06 03:17 PM
Re: Merry Christmas
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Shouldnt Santa be more polite? He kinda changed his tone at the end of his message.
I kind of digging the Panzer-miester right now, hope he sticks around and posts a little more. I really like the fact his favorite WW2 tank was the Panzer, something that raped his homeland and stole all the best russian women and vodka.
In late 1943, when the Red Army was closing in on Kharkov, they were threatening to capture a huge German supply dump. Among the items stored there was the entire liquor supply for the East Front. An full year's output of the French spirit industry, Spanish and Italian wines, rum, cognac, etc. And, of course, a fortune in stolen vodka. As they fled, the Germans took everything with them except the vodka, which they scorned.
When the Soviets moved in, their army suddenly stopped for three days. After the unscheduled three day halt, the vodka was gone, and the Germans had dug in around Kharkov for a long struggle.
"Panzer" was a generic term for any German tracked vehicle with a turret. Try "Panther" or "Tiger" or the ever-popular "PZ IV" instead.
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