Genesis 2:18
Then the Lord God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone; I will make him a helper suitable for him."
Translation: A man can't do a gag factor alone. He needs a hooker to help him do so, and god made him one.

1 Corinthians 11:3
“But I want you to understand that Christ is the head of every man, and the man is the head of a woman, and God is the head of Christ.”
Translation: The emphasis on the word “head” foretells of the importance of the woman’s head in the gag factor series.

1 Timothy 2:11-14
“Let a woman learn in silence with all submission.”
Translation: This passage foretells of the woman being unable to speak (thus silent) and being submissive during the throatfucking event.

1 Peter 3:1-7
“Wives, likewise, be submissive to your own husbands...”
Translation: All women should do a gag factor for their husbands upon request.


Genesis 3:16-19
“Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you."
Translation: A woman should do a gag factor whenever her husband desires it. As he stands OVER her upside down head, he rules OVER her.

I also ran several bible code matrices and came up with several hits for the following terms: gag, spit, mucus, aurora + snow, quack, mascara, dignity + extractor, head + upside + down, and drool.

I didn't write it folks, I just interpret it.

Hey, the religious cunts interpret it differently all the time. The bible is generally loaded with way too much horseshit for me to take in, but I applaud your research, Reverend.

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I didn't write it folks, I just interpret it.

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Blasphemous

Is there anything in the Bible about women getting slapped around and lightly choked? Because if there is, I would be interested in reading that.

I'm glad I realized that was Jesus. My initial thought was "fuck the pimp hand, that nigga got a closed fist!"

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Joseph weilded THE pimp hand..

Jesus was Broly..

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Mary was a dirt whore..
Joseph weilded THE pimp hand..

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While your take on Mary is interesting, Joseph was COMPLETELY PUSSY WHIPPED.



He married a pregnant woman whose kid was not his.
He never had sex with her - she played the 'virgin' card.

And we've all heard the tale of how Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem ....


Sorry, Joey ...
No Pimp Hand Here!

Mary was a only a virgin if you don't count anal.