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#208438 - 12/21/06 07:25 PM Payback??
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
I like to watch the rough oral sex, Gag Factor and such. I know some of these women go through a bit of discomfort to amuse and arouse me, the porno consumer. I don't really feel bad about that.

I go to the dentist tomorrow, I have a lady dentist, everybody who works in the place is female. They make me hold my jaws open for an hour while they poke and prod and have their way with me, leaned back so far in a chair I am almost upside down.

I don't know what the fucking point is here. I'm going to watch a Gag Factor now.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#208439 - 12/21/06 07:27 PM Re: Payback??
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Jesus Crimony Christ, how many alt id's do you have?
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#208440 - 12/21/06 07:30 PM Re: Payback??
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Hey, Charin. How's it goin?
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#208441 - 12/21/06 07:30 PM Re: Payback??
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
So, did you pick a dentist's office with an all-female staff by choice? Are you subconciously or conciously punishing yourself by making this choice?

-OR-

Is this just the nearest place that takes your insurance plan? Maybe a bit of Karma if you believe that type of thing.
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#208442 - 12/21/06 07:43 PM Re: Payback??
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

I like to watch the rough oral sex, Gag Factor and such. I know some of these women go through a bit of discomfort to amuse and arouse me, the porno consumer. I don't really feel bad about that.

I go to the dentist tomorrow, I have a lady dentist, everybody who works in the place is female. They make me hold my jaws open for an hour while they poke and prod and have their way with me, leaned back so far in a chair I am almost upside down.

I don't know what the fucking point is here. I'm going to watch a Gag Factor now.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




I can relate Chucky...
My dentist is female..
She is constently leaving her fingers in my mouth in between X-rays and amalgrams. She's jewish buts she got a great rack and is a B.U. fan.

I might hit it.

-Lou,got you in a stranglehold baby,and then I crushed your face.
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#208443 - 12/21/06 07:57 PM Re: Payback??
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:

Jesus Crimony Christ, how many alt id's do you have?

Hey, Charin. How's it goin?




Wow, sober 16 years, and someone mistook me for the Windy-sot. Guess I'm not working those steps as well as I thought.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#208444 - 12/21/06 08:11 PM Re: Payback??
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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Jesus Crimony Christ, how many alt id's do you have?

Hey, Charin. How's it goin?




Wow, sober 16 years,
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Keep in mind Chucky..No one likes a quitter..

-Lou,2 parts grey goose,1 part ice.
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#208445 - 12/21/06 08:37 PM Re: Payback??
charin Offline
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Keep in mind Chucky..No one likes a quitter..

-Lou,2 parts grey goose,1 part ice.




Only on XPT, does an alcoholic get flipped off for going to AA. I love it.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#208446 - 12/21/06 08:40 PM Re: Payback??
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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Keep in mind Chucky..No one likes a quitter..

-Lou,2 parts grey goose,1 part ice.




Only on XPT, does an alcoholic get flipped off for going to AA. I love it.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Naww..we in the know call that the real world.
Your weakness is our amusement.Fucken deal with it.

Lou-hates no fun if you keep it to yourself.


Edited by LouCypher (12/21/06 08:43 PM)
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#208447 - 12/21/06 08:55 PM Re: Payback??
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!

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#208448 - 12/21/06 09:07 PM Re: Payback??
charin Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!






So ya'll would have me slip into the existential void of hopelessness between steps one and two? There's nothing there but insanity and death.
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#208449 - 12/21/06 09:11 PM Re: Payback??
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Quote:

Quote:

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Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!






So ya'll would have me slip into the existential void of hopelessness between steps one and two? There's nothing there but insanity and death.




Quit your fucken cryin..ride the wave like the rest of us do fucker. :hardcoresuicidalsurferbanana:
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#208450 - 12/21/06 09:15 PM Re: Payback??
palmolive Offline
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Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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#208451 - 12/21/06 09:17 PM Re: Payback??
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

There's nothing there but insanity and death.




You do realize that this is a porn forum? Chronic masturbators and women who are pissed on for a living post here. If you want sympathetic discussion of personal issues, try a Britney Spears fansite.
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#208452 - 12/21/06 09:19 PM Re: Payback??
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!






So ya'll would have me slip into the existential void of hopelessness between steps one and two? There's nothing there but insanity and death.




Quit your fucken cryin..ride the wave like the rest of us do fucker. :hardcoresuicidalsurferbanana:




Thanks for the insight into the psyche of my dental hygienist.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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Fuck 'em all but nine.

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#208453 - 12/21/06 09:22 PM Re: Payback??
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

There's nothing there but insanity and death.




You do realize that this is a porn forum? Chronic masturbators and women who are pissed on for a living post here. If you want sympathetic discussion of personal issues, try a Britney Spears fansite.




No can do. He was barred for calling Brit a "bad mommy".

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#208454 - 12/21/06 09:30 PM Re: Payback??
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!






So ya'll would have me slip into the existential void of hopelessness between steps one and two? There's nothing there but insanity and death.




Quit your fucken cryin..ride the wave like the rest of us do fucker. :hardcoresuicidalsurferbanana:




Thanks for the insight into the psyche of my dental hygienist.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Heres to both of ya...

btw...Can ya handle the novacaine or are ya enrolled in a 12 stepper for that too?? lol

-Lou,knowing is half the battle...me calling you out on it is a textual tap out.
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#208455 - 12/21/06 09:31 PM Re: Payback??
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Chuck, just store some type of rope or whatever in a pair of cargo pants, wear said cargo pants to the office for your appointment and when you're alone with the good DR. bind her and gagfactor her in the dentist chair to your delight. Dream come true, then prepare for many many years in prison, but let's not worry about that part this early in the game.
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#208456 - 12/21/06 09:47 PM Re: Payback??
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

There's nothing there but insanity and death.




You do realize that this is a porn forum? Chronic masturbators and women who are pissed on for a living post here. If you want sympathetic discussion of personal issues, try a Britney Spears fansite.




No can do. He was barred for calling Brit a "bad mommy".






Well, she is giving Alyssa West a run for her money. Both of them gave birth to kids with dents in their head from the next sperm donor. And they both posed nude during their third trimester in an attempt to stir up interest.

As far as the dentist is concerned, why are you complaining? You paid good money to be orally and physically humiliated. And, yet, unlike your normal activities in this vein, insurance probably took care of a good chunk of the cost.
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#208457 - 12/22/06 08:23 AM Re: Payback??
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
What an ordeal. It was a simple filling, but part way through I started thinking about King's suggestion as the lady dentist was pressing her tits into my arm. I started to become aroused, and tried to hide it. But the squirming only resulted in more novacaine, which somhow made things worse. It was horrible.

I'm never listening to personal advice from this group of Goddamn dickbeaters again.

But it all works out, I have now come full circle, back to the comfort of

Gag Factor 18 - Angela Stone

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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