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#208319 - 12/21/06 09:41 AM see ya
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
wouldn't wanna be ya. keep making fun of the whores. except for gia and mia, of course. mia, leave a key under the mat. season's gleetings to all of you. except ghostshadow. goodbye, everybody!!

chico: this one's for you
phlog:
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#208320 - 12/21/06 09:53 AM Re: see ya
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
WHY! WHY! WHY!
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#208321 - 12/21/06 09:58 AM Re: see ya
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
You know how I feel about it. Be good to yourself. Be well.

PM me anytime....

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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#208322 - 12/21/06 10:22 AM Re: see ya
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
wtf is going on here?
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#208323 - 12/21/06 10:59 AM Re: see ya
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Either GGG is going away for the holidays, or she's taking a sebacticle away from XPT permenantly?

Quote:

wtf is going on here?


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#208324 - 12/21/06 11:05 AM Re: see ya
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Either GGG is going away for the holidays, or she's taking a sebacticle away from XPT permenantly?

Quote:

wtf is going on here?







She indicated to me that she wouldn't be posting here anymore.

Maybe we can change her mind ...

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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#208325 - 12/21/06 11:39 AM Re: see ya
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Either GGG is going away for the holidays, or she's taking a sebacticle away from XPT permenantly?

Quote:

wtf is going on here?







She indicated to me that she wouldn't be posting here anymore.

Maybe we can change her mind ...






That's a bummer, she kicked ass....and i'm pretty sure this means no more titty pics either...
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#208326 - 12/21/06 12:10 PM Re: see ya
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

i'm pretty sure this means no more titty pics either...




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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#208327 - 12/21/06 01:32 PM Re: see ya
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

She indicated to me that she wouldn't be posting here anymore.

Maybe we can change her mind ...





WTF? Its not like we chased her away or treated her like she was Nicole Brazelle or Sammura. We deserve an explanation.
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#208328 - 12/21/06 01:34 PM Re: see ya
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

chico: this one's for you
phlog:



and this one is for you------>GonzoGirl <------Chico
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#208329 - 12/21/06 02:20 PM Re: see ya
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
GG, we'll miss you. I know you're out there somewhere, taking it in the ass, and I take comfort from that. Mebbe see you at AEE 2008!
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#208330 - 12/21/06 02:56 PM Re: see ya
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
I have a feeling this is something like Hyapatia Lee faking her death. I wouldn't be surprised if GGG is lurking and taking satisfaction from the anguish caused by her departure announcement.
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#208331 - 12/21/06 03:00 PM Re: see ya
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
can we get a thread with her pictures? I'm afraid I've only seen one of them.

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#208332 - 12/21/06 03:01 PM Re: see ya
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3014
You guys bored her the fuck away, you fucking boring jellyspindled adt fucktards. She wanted a gonzo messkage bored with her head upsidedown disorientated blowingt snot bubbles in a desperate attempt to breathe about the pistonings posting, but you dickweeds just wanted toi buy her a watch or something. Fucking faggoty fuck fucks fucklers. Where are the pictrures of her tits? I didntr see them.


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#208333 - 12/21/06 03:48 PM Re: see ya
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Hey, windsock. How's it going?
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#208334 - 12/21/06 04:36 PM Re: see ya
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

You guys bored her the fuck away, you fucking boring jellyspindled adt fucktards. She wanted a gonzo messkage bored with her head upsidedown disorientated blowingt snot bubbles in a desperate attempt to breathe about the pistonings posting, but you dickweeds just wanted toi buy her a watch or something. Fucking faggoty fuck fucks fucklers. Where are the pictrures of her tits? I didntr see them.





Omg! Best post of the month! GGG, I'll miss you and please cme back soon. gia_jordan@hotmail.com
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#208335 - 12/21/06 04:56 PM Re: see ya
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
So long, take care, and don't eat poison.
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#208336 - 12/21/06 06:04 PM Re: see ya
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

She indicated to me that she wouldn't be posting here anymore.

Maybe we can change her mind ...





WTF? Its not like we chased her away or treated her like she was Nicole Brazelle or Sammura. We deserve an explanation.




Her reasons had nothing to do with the board or her treatment here. She indicated that she would not have access to a PC among other things. I think we all hope to see her back ...
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#208337 - 12/21/06 06:22 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

She indicated to me that she wouldn't be posting here anymore.

Maybe we can change her mind ...





WTF? Its not like we chased her away or treated her like she was Nicole Brazelle or Sammura. We deserve an explanation.




Her reasons had nothing to do with the board or her treatment here. She indicated that she would not have access to a PC among other things. I think we all hope to see her back ...




Heh...
I think we've been trolled kids.
Think back on how much PI you've shared with the good Doctors porn lovin wife. lol

Think about the fact that A doctors wife provided her real name and the state that her husband practiced in in her profile.

And who was it that lended her credibility..Gia?? Whats the #1 F.L.o.P.?

It takes a troll to recognize a troll..and I predict a Monkey return very soon.
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#208338 - 12/21/06 06:36 PM Re: see ya
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
WAIT! GG... I have been writing a response to your email for a long time! Fucking sounds stupid ever time. Not sure if that will change... but you WILL get it..... Point is.... I ... :: sniff: : didnt get ... to . say GOODBYEeeeeee :: SOB :: shit. <~ me and you GG me and you. SHADOW peps.
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#208339 - 12/21/06 06:39 PM Re: see ya
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Think about the fact that A doctors wife provided her real name and the state that her husband practiced in in her profile.

And who was it that lended her credibility..Gia?? Whats the #1 F.L.o.P.?




Daniella Dunn isn't her real name.
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#208340 - 12/21/06 06:55 PM Re: see ya
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

Think about the fact that A doctors wife provided her real name and the state that her husband practiced in in her profile.

And who was it that lended her credibility..Gia?? Whats the #1 F.L.o.P.?




Daniella Dunn isn't her real name.




exactly.

if she was a troll, then the amount of work she put in- starting months before she even signed up at xpt- was so impressive i'm happy to have been taken in.

as i said before- good luck ms dunn, hope you can make it back here one day.

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#208341 - 12/21/06 06:57 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Think about the fact that A doctors wife provided her real name and the state that her husband practiced in in her profile.

And who was it that lended her credibility..Gia?? Whats the #1 F.L.o.P.?




Daniella Dunn isn't her real name.




Lmao...
Whores lie!!!
Is that an arguement or an admission?

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#208342 - 12/21/06 07:05 PM Re: see ya
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Think about the fact that A doctors wife provided her real name and the state that her husband practiced in in her profile.

And who was it that lended her credibility..Gia?? Whats the #1 F.L.o.P.?




Daniella Dunn isn't her real name.




Lou: If anyone was using this board to gather "personal info", I don't think s/he would be very successful. Nor do I believe that said information would be very useful.

I've got a name on my profile that I use for all internet communications - It's my cat's name. I still get business magazines mailed to me in this name based on a Netscape profile from 2000. He has several email accounts and a positive ebay rating.

Most porn chicks use "stage names", or did you think that Felix Vicious was given that name at birth....

One thing that is true is that I am very fat.

And the only personal info that I have gathered from this board that is remotely interesting:

1. Mia adopted an abused dog since I too I hate animal abuse. Good job Mia.




2. Gen had sex with Felix Vicious whom I ADORE. I am jealous but aroused.

sometime later this evening ...



Can't wait to report back to the FBI!
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#208343 - 12/21/06 07:12 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Think about the fact that A doctors wife provided her real name and the state that her husband practiced in in her profile.

And who was it that lended her credibility..Gia?? Whats the #1 F.L.o.P.?




Daniella Dunn isn't her real name.




exactly.

if she was a troll, then the amount of work she put in- starting months before she even signed up at xpt- was so impressive i'm happy to have been taken in.

as i said before- good luck ms dunn, hope you can make it back here one day.




lol Eddie..you sound like someone bein called out on his religous beliefs..lol
Hey..I feel the same way EdWard..He..She..It..was cool.An awesome internet personality.I could care less about the PI I shared with it.It was all true and in no way could be used against me.

I just want to hear the collective story of why he/she/it wont post here anymore. Did the MD hubby sign up to go to Nicaragua and cure hair lips?? Did they take their 3 kids?

lol
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#208344 - 12/21/06 07:23 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Think about the fact that A doctors wife provided her real name and the state that her husband practiced in in her profile.

And who was it that lended her credibility..Gia?? Whats the #1 F.L.o.P.?




Daniella Dunn isn't her real name.




Lou: If anyone was using this board to gather "personal info", I don't think s/he would be very successful. Nor do I believe that said information would be very useful.

I've got a name on my profile that I use for all internet communications - It's my cat's name. I still get business magazines mailed to me in this name based on a Netscape profile from 2000. He has several email accounts and a positive ebay rating.

Most porn chicks use "stage names", or did you think that Felix Vicious was given that name at birth....

One thing that is true is that I am very fat.

And the only personal info that I have gathered from this board that is remotely interesting:

1. Mia adopted an abused dog since I too I hate animal abuse. Good job Mia.




2. Gen had sex with Felix Vicious whom I ADORE. I am jealous but aroused.

sometime later this evening ...



Can't wait to report back to the FBI!




Heh Fatman...
I thought you lived in the big city??
I have A bridge to sell you.

I don't mean this in a negative way bro..I've read your posts and you seem cool..

Its not what you say in the main or put in your profile..Its the false relationships you construct in PM's that eventually end in your complete and total ownage..

Its the textual equivalent of a .
If you're okay with that...then thats cool with me.
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#208345 - 12/21/06 07:46 PM Re: see ya
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
if i'm "owned" lou that's cool. xpt is a source of entertainment, if my "ownage" is part of the entertainment that's great. i'm not as concerned by internet rep as you are.

i don't mind you lou. you're someone with worldly experience who for some reason posts like a 14 year old and takes internet message boards very very seriously- it's great. plus you have your own catchphrase! "deal with it cunts" or something.

i hope you don't take this as sarcastic- as you seem somewhat hostile, and you'd destroy me in a "flame war"- but as james once said, you're obnoxious but entertaining. you add to the entertainment of xpt and thus get my seal of approval.

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#208346 - 12/21/06 07:49 PM Re: see ya
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Heh Fatman...
I thought you lived in the big city??
I have A bridge to sell you.

I don't mean this in a negative way bro..I've read your posts and you seem cool..






No offence taken ... it's not at all personal.
I don't know either of you ...
We can agree to disagree on this ... neither is going to sway the other.
There is a good chance we will never know what is true about GGG.

If I am proven wrong, I pledge to start a thread entitled "I am a donkey-punched bitch". But I don't see that happening.

At that time, you will be free to pound away!!




But, I think I gonna give GGG the benefit of the doubt for now ...

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#208347 - 12/21/06 07:55 PM Re: see ya
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
I'll be in contact with GGG for quite some time after this. Can't let go of a girl who would associate me with this:



Which, BTW, I noticed none of you fuckers gave me "props" for.

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#208348 - 12/21/06 08:01 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

if i'm "owned" lou that's cool. xpt is a source of entertainment, if my "ownage" is part of the entertainment that's great. i'm not as concerned by internet rep as you are.

i don't mind you lou. you're someone with worldly experience who for some reason posts like a 14 year old and takes internet message boards very very seriously- it's great. plus you have your own catchphrase! "deal with it cunts" or something.

i hope you don't take this as sarcastic- as you seem somewhat hostile, and you'd destroy me in a "flame war"- but as james once said, you're obnoxious but entertaining. you add to the entertainment of xpt and thus get my seal of approval.




lol Eddie...
Naww..fuck that kidd0. Not to turn this into a feel good x-mas thread..but you're right on every count edWard0..lol
I dont mind you either br0..and its not for "no reason" that I post the way I do..lol
If you think I take this seriously though..well I'll pm ya..nevermind.

werd up on the catchphrase s0n..5 stars for you!!!
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#208349 - 12/21/06 08:03 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

I'll be in contact with GGG for quite some time after this. Can't let go of a girl who would associate me with this:



Which, BTW, I noticed none of you fuckers gave me "props" for.




pr0ps fucker...
A seven gun for you.
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#208350 - 12/21/06 08:08 PM Re: see ya
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


pr0ps fucker...
A seven gun for you.




That's one. Whare's Floof? Jamesn? Bornyo? Gia? Phlog-doggy-dog has a hot blonde throwing "smiley sex" at him for God's sake.

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#208351 - 12/21/06 08:09 PM Re: see ya
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Phlogiston:

If she isn't back in 2 weeks I'm contacting the authorities to free her from your double-secret anal-lab!!

Whether she want to leave or not!!!



Props to you, good man!
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#208352 - 12/21/06 08:13 PM Re: see ya
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:


pr0ps fucker...
A seven gun for you.




That's one. Whare's Floof? Jamesn? Bornyo? Gia? Phlog-doggy-dog has a hot blonde throwing "smiley sex" at him for God's sake.




Mad props to you Phlogiston! Here's to the credit card number you pm'd GonzoGirl buying shoes for an entire Brazilian village this Christmas!

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#208353 - 12/21/06 08:14 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:


pr0ps fucker...
A seven gun for you.




That's one. Whare's Floof? Jamesn? Bornyo? Gia? Phlog-doggy-dog has a hot blonde throwing "smiley sex" at him for God's sake.




Heh..
Monkeys gonna be pissed that you rode him that hard.
ya..you know fuckers..Deal!
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#208354 - 12/21/06 08:14 PM Re: see ya
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


If she isn't back in 2 weeks I'm contacting the authorities to free her from your double-secret anal-lab!!





If my nostrils detect approaching bacon, she gets moved to my triple-secret double anal lab. I don't think she'll mind.

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#208355 - 12/21/06 08:18 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:


If she isn't back in 2 weeks I'm contacting the authorities to free her from your double-secret anal-lab!!





If my nostrils detect approaching bacon, she gets moved to my triple-secret double anal lab. I don't think she'll mind.




LMAO...
Fatman smells like cured pigfat.. HA-HA[/NELSON]
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#208356 - 12/21/06 08:19 PM Re: see ya
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

if i'm "owned" lou that's cool. xpt is a source of entertainment, if my "ownage" is part of the entertainment that's great. i'm not as concerned by internet rep as you are.

i don't mind you lou. you're someone with worldly experience who for some reason posts like a 14 year old and takes internet message boards very very seriously- it's great. plus you have your own catchphrase! "deal with it cunts" or something.

i hope you don't take this as sarcastic- as you seem somewhat hostile, and you'd destroy me in a "flame war"- but as james once said, you're obnoxious but entertaining. you add to the entertainment of xpt and thus get my seal of approval.





Lou is funny to watch because you can see just how much it all means to him and it is amusing to see his distillation of what he thinks makes one a true XPT Stud.

His use of 0 as o is also plenty fancy!

_________________________





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#208357 - 12/21/06 08:24 PM Re: see ya
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

Quote:


If she isn't back in 2 weeks I'm contacting the authorities to free her from your double-secret anal-lab!!





If my nostrils detect approaching bacon, she gets moved to my triple-secret double anal lab. I don't think she'll mind.





All I can think of after reading this is Silence of the Lambs.

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

And while I am thinking about this scene I have a strange desire to watch Futurama.

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#208358 - 12/21/06 08:36 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

if i'm "owned" lou that's cool. xpt is a source of entertainment, if my "ownage" is part of the entertainment that's great. i'm not as concerned by internet rep as you are.

i don't mind you lou. you're someone with worldly experience who for some reason posts like a 14 year old and takes internet message boards very very seriously- it's great. plus you have your own catchphrase! "deal with it cunts" or something.

i hope you don't take this as sarcastic- as you seem somewhat hostile, and you'd destroy me in a "flame war"- but as james once said, you're obnoxious but entertaining. you add to the entertainment of xpt and thus get my seal of approval.





Lou is funny to watch because you can see just how much it all means to him and it is amusing to see his distillation of what he thinks makes one a true XPT Stud.

His use of 0 as o is also plenty fancy!






Surely(yes..I called you shirley) you could have scrounged up a Youtube vid to represent your inner failings..

Heres my tribute to Elab0rat0r...
A visual representation of his bitch self lurching out from the cover of his pimp daddys back seat and getting caught in the crossfire of my textual beatdown like only a pimpleclit or palmolive can attest to...

out youtube crew

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a85261e37f


Edited by LouCypher (12/21/06 08:47 PM)
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#208359 - 12/21/06 08:42 PM Re: see ya
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


If she isn't back in 2 weeks I'm contacting the authorities to free her from your double-secret anal-lab!!





If my nostrils detect approaching bacon, she gets moved to my triple-secret double anal lab. I don't think she'll mind.





All I can think of after reading this is Silence of the Lambs.

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

And while I am thinking about this scene I have a strange desire to watch Futurama.




Extremely hilarious!

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#208360 - 12/21/06 08:56 PM Re: see ya
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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#208361 - 12/21/06 09:00 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Theres my stalker bitch.. lol
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#208362 - 12/21/06 09:25 PM Re: see ya
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Don't threadjack this one, guys. It's all about GGG here. Take it to the cage...or else.

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#208363 - 12/21/06 09:35 PM Re: see ya
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Don't threadjack this one, guys. It's all about GGG here. Take it to the cage...or else.




Odds are that my stalker is a mod/reg type anyways flog...
I'm nothing but on topic on this one (for a change).
or else doesnt apply here.
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#208364 - 12/21/06 09:36 PM Re: see ya
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
get a room guys.
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#208365 - 12/21/06 09:49 PM Re: see ya
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

get a room guys.




GGG and I get a room? Great idea! I know where she lives and airfare is cheap. Just need to be given a meet-up time when hubby is not a concern.

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#208366 - 12/21/06 09:50 PM Re: see ya
MsSwift Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
Quote:

GGG and I get a room? Great idea! I know where she lives and airfare is cheap. Just need to be given a meet-up time when hubby is not a concern.






no wonder she left...
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#208367 - 12/21/06 10:00 PM Re: see ya
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

get a room guys.




GGG and I get a room? Great idea! I know where she lives and airfare is cheap. Just need to be given a meet-up time when hubby is not a concern.




Be careful Phlog, Lou may be right ...

She'll get you off to an out-of-the-way room and you'll be ..



But then hubby sneaks behind you with a towel dipped in ether, she rushes to get the camera and its:








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#208368 - 12/21/06 10:07 PM Re: see ya
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

Be careful Phlog, Lou may be right ...

She'll get you off to an out-of-the-way room and you'll be ..



But then hubby sneaks behind you with a towel dipped in ether, she rushes to get the camera and its:







Maybe Jeff is behind this
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