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#207728 - 12/18/06 07:50 PM i would hit it
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	you're supposed to. they had the technology. bigger. blonder. bigger. more outrageous. Attachments 199023-146-image067.jpg (501 downloads) _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#207729 - 12/18/06 08:23 PM Re: i would hit it
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	an unfortunate picture. the outfit makes her look tacky. still... Attachments 199030-danielle_derek_02.jpg (262 downloads) _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#207730 - 12/18/06 08:35 PM Re: i would hit it
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Yeah, I'd hit it, right upside it's head. Is that a blowup doll, or a plastic fucking mannequin? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#207731 - 12/18/06 08:46 PM Re: i would hit it
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	dude, i don't know. whichever one you like. comfortable. Attachments 199035-009.jpg (230 downloads) _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#207732 - 12/18/06 08:49 PM Re: i would hit it
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	this is not a joke thread. seriously, Attachments 199036-9.jpg (207 downloads) _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#207733 - 12/18/06 09:03 PM Re: i would hit it
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	That's sickly skinny. I can't fathom, nor do I ever wish to, what it's like to hammer my meaty manvein into her pelvic bone. I'm surprised this whore hasn't been broken in two, she must be reinforced in that region or something, WTF? Quote: dude, i don't know. whichever one you like. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#207734 - 12/18/06 11:12 PM Re: i would hit it
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#207735 - 12/19/06 03:46 AM Re: i would hit it
steveb Bukkake Boy Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 662	Quote: Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box. _________________________ "Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box". - Gia Jordan
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#207736 - 12/19/06 09:19 AM Re: i would hit it
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	A red x has no stroke value. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#207737 - 12/19/06 09:35 AM Re: i would hit it
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	Quote: A red x has no stroke value. my bad. i fixed it, but i think you'll probably change your mind now. be kind to my lust. _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#207738 - 12/19/06 11:21 AM Re: i would hit it
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Just to make seeing it easier ... though it isn't worth seeing ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#207739 - 12/19/06 12:49 PM Re: i would hit it
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	I'd hit it too. I can see why Moose digs it though, he wants to ram his member down her throat til she pukes.... am I right? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#207740 - 12/19/06 01:10 PM Re: i would hit it
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Jeeee-zuz. I sincerely hopped the photographer was using a <20mm wide angle. If he wasn't, then that chick needs to get on an IV stat! How do her spindly legs and torso support such a giant cranium? Truly a miracle of modern medicine (insert substance abuse joke here). _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#207741 - 12/19/06 01:26 PM Re: i would hit it
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Jeeee-zuz. I sincerely hopped the photographer was using a <20mm wide angle. If he wasn't, then that chick needs to get on an IV stat! How do her spindly legs and torso support such a giant cranium? Truly a miracle of modern medicine (insert substance abuse joke here). That's not a right leg ... it's a 3rd arm!! Bet there's a fetish market for 3-armed freaks ... JM Productions presents "Freak Bukkake I: Drowning mutants in oceans of cum ..." "One of us! One of us!" _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#207742 - 12/19/06 08:14 PM Re: i would hit it
Calvin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/11/06 Posts: 481	Ridiculous fake boobs, fake lips, and ass implants. What's not to like? Why not just buy a foam rubber simulacrum and fuck it? On her website, she boasts: Quote: And in just a few short months I have another surprise for everyone, maybe my biggest accomplishment yetâ€¦ I am getting 34GGG Breastsâ€¦ cannot wait to show them off and let you get a feelâ€¦ No, she's not addicted to the surgery. And she will live a long and healthy life. I understand she was a (love you) long-time escort before she went into porn in order to boost her rates. I wonder if the plastic surgery obsession coincided with the career shift? _________________________ [The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#207743 - 12/19/06 08:59 PM Re: i would hit it
Dr. Mordo Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/04/06 Posts: 358	The reason some of us like big fake tits: we like slutty looking girls. Danielle Derek can put on sweats and go to walmart to buy groceries and she's still gonna look like a whore. That is hot. The fact that she is willing to look like a freak so she can be a better whore is totally strokeworthy. Her Frankensteinity (!) has its own appeal. Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore. _________________________ "Veiny Woman? APPROVED! " -Loopnode
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#207744 - 12/19/06 09:15 PM Re: i would hit it
Calvin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/11/06 Posts: 481	Point taken, and I do find her scenes strokeworthy for just that reason. However, whatever her ridiculously inflated escorting fee may be these days is almost certainly not worth it. Nothing like grabbing a handful of tits and getting mostly plastic, I can't imagine what grabbing a handful of ass implant would do for my enthusiasm. _________________________ [The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#207745 - 12/19/06 09:35 PM Re: i would hit it
Dr. Mordo Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/04/06 Posts: 358	Yeah, the ass implants look weirder than I would have thought, having never seen them before. Still - I wouldn't pay to fuck her, but I'll watch her vids. _________________________ "Veiny Woman? APPROVED! " -Loopnode
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#207746 - 12/19/06 10:25 PM Re: i would hit it
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	ms. derek fascinates me for a number of reasons. i can see that she is a freak. she is freakish, looking like weird, cheap science. she is my desires, in my face and heinous. i always choose the porn chicks that look like this over the natural looking ones. although clearly ms. derek needs to eat, and if she worked with max hardcore i would feel more conflicted than even usual when i watched her throw on up. (she needed that food, max! look what she's carrying!) i think i had other things to say, but it's so late. and i can't get my girlfriend to suck my dick. i bet danielle derek would always suck my dick. Attachments 199282-Davia Ardell208.jpg (90 downloads) _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#207747 - 12/19/06 10:26 PM Re: i would hit it
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore. WOW!! You just answered one of my major porn enigmas! I never could understand the market/desire for this type of dirty slut ... Of course I don't!! I CRAVE THE GIRL NEXT DOOR! [My thing is the girl next door getting "corrupted"]. So, I like the innocent look, the smaller natural chest, and all the trappings. The "Ãœber-whore" with bad fake everything would NEVER appeal to me. But, those with no interest in little-miss-pretending-to-be-innocent ................ they want WHORE burnt into the girl's forehead and SLUT printed on her ass. Therefore the implants, the tattoos, the mega-piercings, etc., etc. Cool. I get it. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#207748 - 12/19/06 10:56 PM Re: i would hit it
Calvin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/11/06 Posts: 481	Quote: ms. derek fascinates me for a number of reasons. i can see that she is a freak. she is freakish, looking like weird, cheap science. she is my desires, in my face and heinous. i always choose the porn chicks that look like this over the natural looking ones. although clearly ms. derek needs to eat, and if she worked with max hardcore i would feel more conflicted than even usual when i watched her throw on up. (she needed that food, max! look what she's carrying!) i think i had other things to say, but it's so late. and i can't get my girlfriend to suck my dick. i bet danielle derek would always suck my dick. Is that Davia Ardell with the mole airbrushed out? Or was it the Max Hardcore reference that put that idea in my mind? _________________________ [The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#207749 - 12/19/06 11:03 PM Re: i would hit it
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	This chick's dick is bigger than Ryan Knox's. Funny. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#207750 - 12/19/06 11:35 PM Re: i would hit it
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	She has nice arms. What is her height and weight? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#207751 - 12/20/06 06:08 AM Re: i would hit it
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	height and weight= sex Quote: I'd hit it too. I can see why Moose digs it though, he wants to ram his member down her throat til she pukes.... am I right? well, yes. though i would take her out to hardees after to fill her back up. she needs a number six, substitute chili cheese fries, and a large regular coke. i could go one, too. _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#207752 - 12/20/06 06:27 AM Re: i would hit it
Ernest Angley Jr. Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/01/06 Posts: 85 Loc: cathedral buffet line	Quote: She has nice arms. What is her height and weight? ladirectmodels lists her at 5'5". I hate to burst her bubble but for a girl that height she shouldn't weigh more than 80 lbs. I recommend an extra 100 mg of ephedra per day. _________________________ God gave us sluts, I believe it, and that settles it!
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#207753 - 12/20/06 08:39 AM Re: i would hit it
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: height and weight= sex Quote: I'd hit it too. I can see why Moose digs it though, he wants to ram his member down her throat til she pukes.... am I right? well, yes. though i would take her out to hardees after to fill her back up. she needs a number six, substitute chili cheese fries, and a large regular coke. i could go one, too. Nice, lol. We don't have a Hardees out this way anymore...they turned it into a fucking Krispy Kreme. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#207754 - 12/20/06 09:16 AM Re: i would hit it
christianxxx Pervert Registered: 07/05/05 Posts: 2134 Loc: Los Angeles, CA	hey thats me fucking her! good times! _________________________ My Clips 4 Sale Store
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#207755 - 12/20/06 09:26 AM Re: i would hit it
Dr. Mordo Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/04/06 Posts: 358	Quote: Quote: ms. derek fascinates me for a number of reasons. i can see that she is a freak. she is freakish, looking like weird, cheap science. she is my desires, in my face and heinous. i always choose the porn chicks that look like this over the natural looking ones. although clearly ms. derek needs to eat, and if she worked with max hardcore i would feel more conflicted than even usual when i watched her throw on up. (she needed that food, max! look what she's carrying!) i think i had other things to say, but it's so late. and i can't get my girlfriend to suck my dick. i bet danielle derek would always suck my dick. Is that Davia Ardell with the mole airbrushed out? Or was it the Max Hardcore reference that put that idea in my mind? Yes, that's Davia, not Danielle. _________________________ "Veiny Woman? APPROVED! " -Loopnode
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#207756 - 12/20/06 11:41 AM Re: i would hit it
Low Rider Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/26/06 Posts: 100	Quote: Quote: Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore. Same reason Chelsea Charms continues to get work... Low Rider Attachments 199366-chelseacharms.jpg (38 downloads) _________________________ Waist not, want not...
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#207757 - 12/20/06 02:48 PM Re: i would hit it
SexDJ AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/07/03 Posts: 565 Loc: State of Moral Decay	Quote: Quote: Quote: Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore. Same reason Chelsea Charms continues to get work... Low Rider God I Love her!!!
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#207758 - 12/20/06 03:00 PM Re: i would hit it
Scurvy Pirate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/12/06 Posts: 144 Loc: On a fucking pirate ship! me ...	i think she looks hot i get bored with the flat chested plain girl types also
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#207759 - 12/20/06 05:01 PM Re: i would hit it
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I'd rather fuck Joan Rivers herself. Check this shit out, I was watching "Top Notch Bitches #4" this evening and saw this for the first time. It's the first scene I've seen her in, because I'm generally repulsed by her "stretched plastic" look. If I knew how to attach a pic, I'd gladly do so with a vidcap I pulled off that flick. Anyone care to assist? Quote: The reason some of us like big fake tits: we like slutty looking girls. Danielle Derek can put on sweats and go to walmart to buy groceries and she's still gonna look like a whore. That is hot. The fact that she is willing to look like a freak so she can be a better whore is totally strokeworthy. Her Frankensteinity (!) has its own appeal. Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#207760 - 12/20/06 06:32 PM Re: i would hit it
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	Why don't you just google, "how to create a vidcap"? Google is your friend. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#207761 - 12/20/06 08:17 PM Re: i would hit it
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Yeah, thanks JoePa, but I know how to do that. I don't know how to attach the fucking thing afterwards. Quote: Why don't you just google, "how to create a vidcap"? Google is your friend. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#207762 - 12/20/06 08:41 PM Re: i would hit it
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	what if you posted pictures of these more faker looking ladies and then played the price is right pricing game. bid on how much she costed. whoever comes closest without going over still probably can't get laid. it's not a very good idea, actually. 0001 8406 6559 1999 1648 6803 5323 4022 7914 0939 #@! 7054* $7054 whatever. money well spent. Attachments 199528-Danielle Derek310.jpg (13 downloads) _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#207763 - 12/21/06 03:30 PM Re: i would hit it
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I've seen less cottage cheese on the thighs of fat porn whores. This makes me want to Attachments 199770-danielle_derek002.jpg (53 downloads) _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#207764 - 12/23/06 01:40 PM Re: i would hit it
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	she still look good to me, man. i like cottage cheese, anyway. _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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