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#207608 - 12/18/06 08:04 AM
Re: happy holidays.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Aw Monstar, I love Christmas.
First Eva on the Easter Bunny's lap. Now on Santa's lap? That's one lucky model you have willing to churn out all these holiday wishes. So, what are you getting her for Christmas? It's not like Eva ever comes to XPT. All these harlots you promote and they never post where you promote them? Put the smack down.
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#207612 - 12/18/06 08:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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#207619 - 12/18/06 04:25 PM
Re: happy holidays.
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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monstar, i've always read your posts in a voice reminiscent of michael clarke duncan; now i find out it's closer to bret michaels. i'm so disillusioned
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#207621 - 12/18/06 08:55 PM
Re: happy holidays.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Super cool Mon*, if she's still porning next year, Jeff should satisfy her newfound Santa Fetish with the likes of a bukkake from 70 convicts all dressed in the garb of Ol' Saint Nick.
"Whore cums Santa Claus, whore cums Santa Claus, right on Christmas day."
And oh yeah, nice edit job, too! I feel totally inferior when I try to edit video shit now. 
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#207622 - 12/19/06 01:15 AM
Re: happy holidays.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Aw Monstar, I love Christmas.
First Eva on the Easter Bunny's lap. Now on Santa's lap? That's one lucky model you have willing to churn out all these holiday wishes.
bah. she does it because she knows i'll post the shit everywhere. lol, naw...it's a special thing we share. next i want her to take a picture with muthafuckin' shrek.
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So, what are you getting her for Christmas?
bitch wants a monkey. seriously. that's what she asked me for. then batted her eyelashes at me.
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It's not like Eva ever comes to XPT. All these harlots you promote and they never post where you promote them? Put the smack down.
blame guapo.
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monstar, i've always read your posts in a voice reminiscent of michael clarke duncan; now i find out it's closer to bret michaels. i'm so disillusioned
yeah but i do a mean "every rose has a thorn"
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Werd, monstar. I knew you wouldn't forget your peeps at xpt.
werd is bond.
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And oh yeah, nice edit job, too! I feel totally inferior when I try to edit video shit now.
thanks...pretty much i roll with trial & error, keepin' it simple, get the titties in the shot. LOL
i love me some eva. someone commented on myspace, about the pic of me & eva..where i wrote that we are just friends:
"But your babies would be so hott!"
i told eva about it and threw in IF we ever had a child, with my intelligence and her insanity, we'd create lex luthor or a bond villain. LOL.
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#207625 - 12/19/06 09:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'm sick of being nice to girls simply because i like you and you represent them. they post, or it's open-season on dumb, over-represented sluts. gia's right, injun. Quote:
Aw Monstar, I love Christmas.
First Eva on the Easter Bunny's lap. Now on Santa's lap? That's one lucky model you have willing to churn out all these holiday wishes. So, what are you getting her for Christmas? It's not like Eva ever comes to XPT. All these harlots you promote and they never post where you promote them? Put the smack down.
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#207627 - 12/19/06 10:40 AM
Re: happy holidays.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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i'm sick of being nice to girls simply because i like you and you represent them. they post, or it's open-season on dumb, over-represented sluts. gia's right, injun.
that's the trick...for me to get the loot, gotta keep 'em busy, if they are busy they don't have time to post.
but if it gives you any solace, i've caught stormy laughing @ the cage on more than one occasion, courtney checks the site when she is @ the pad and thinks it's funny whenever i make a post about her, the following post is usually of her with a load on her face.
next time eva rolls by the pad, i'll hold her down and make her post in this thread.
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#207630 - 12/20/06 02:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Eva is our Christmas day post... here's a sample, a pic slightly less creepy than the one Monstar posted. 
looks like my pad on dec. 25th...except instead of eva it'll be holly. you know you want my totem pole baby.
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#207631 - 12/21/06 03:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Fun With Eva Angelina Ep.3: "Sleeping Around Party" this is from the sleeping around pajama party. lil miss angelina is looking fuckin hot!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeB9LusorSweva ---->   <---monstar
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