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#206245 - 12/11/06 09:26 AM
Disturbing new trend in Male porn actors
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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TALKING! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU!!!
It's nearly impossible to watch a scene anymore without some of these new guys rambling on and on and on and on and on. Dude, nobody wants to hear you, we want to hear the chick.
And while we are at it. Constant and never ending screaming in total orgasmic pleasure for 23 minutes is annoying. Take a breath honey, he's not that good.
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#206246 - 12/11/06 10:22 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 309
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I think that shit started w/ fucking Ed Powers, that motherfucker has a talent for ruining a good scene.
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#206247 - 12/11/06 10:54 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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That "dropping fucking loads!" dude is the worst. Way to call attention to yourself and ruin the money shot, asshole.
And if the chick is going to scream for 23 minutes, she needs to at least vary that shit up. "yeahyeahyeahyeah....yeahyeahyeahyeah....yeahyeahyeahyeah". Put some effort into it, it might help distract you from the fact that you are doing the "dropping fucking loads!" dude for a living.
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#206248 - 12/11/06 11:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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That "dropping fucking loads!" dude is the worst.
Could someone post a link to a soundfile of that guy? I don't want to see him necessarily, but like sasquatch and nessie, I need to hear it to believe it.
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#206249 - 12/11/06 11:43 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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That "dropping fucking loads!" dude is the worst.
Could someone post a link to a soundfile of that guy? I don't want to see him necessarily, but like sasquatch and nessie, I need to hear it to believe it.
I can't believe that I googled this stuff, but here it is: If you want to hear the "Dropping fucking loads!" line, check the "Nailed With Cum" trailer and listen to it about nine seconds into the trailer.
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#206250 - 12/11/06 12:50 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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That "dropping fucking loads!" dude is the worst.
Could someone post a link to a soundfile of that guy? I don't want to see him necessarily, but like sasquatch and nessie, I need to hear it to believe it.
http://www.asiancravings.com/gallery/84/gallery6.htm
http://www.qualitybabemovies.com/moviegalleries/Charmane_S_facial/index_xnxx.html
Here are two instances of Nick Manning in action with the delectable Charmane Star. The third clip on both pages will give you what you are wanting to hear (or not, as the case may be).
Frankly, if Nick Manning's name is on it, I ain't buying it...nothing personal, just the whole 'dropping loads' bullshit really pisses me off, and thus I try to avoid him/it wherever possible. If he can ruin a scene with Charmane Star in it, then he can ruin anything.... 
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#206251 - 12/11/06 12:53 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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That "dropping fucking loads!" dude is the worst.
Could someone post a link to a soundfile of that guy? I don't want to see him necessarily, but like sasquatch and nessie, I need to hear it to believe it.
I can't believe that I googled this stuff but here it is: If you want to hear the "Dropping fucking loads!" line check the "Nailed With Cum" trailer and listen to it about nine seconds into the trailer.
i actually watched that trailer; i might be wrong here, but i swear it looked like eva was laughing at him while he said that. who does nick think actually wants to hear that, and what exactly does he think he is accomplishing by saying it? i mean, obviously it's a major turn-off to the guys trying to jerk off to the scene (except for ethebody, of course), and i would think most girls would find it laughable, at best. as far as chicks go, joanna angel seems to be one that won't shut the fuck up. i watched her in "house of ass" and i swear she was at 100 decibels from the moment scott nails put his dick in her. makes you wonder if she has ever had a true orgasm.
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#206253 - 12/11/06 01:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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"And cashin' fuckin' checks!!!!!!"
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#206254 - 12/11/06 01:14 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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all male talent should be required to wear one of these:
and one of these: 
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#206255 - 12/11/06 01:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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TALKING! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU!!!
I agree.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#206256 - 12/11/06 02:38 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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Do you people turn the sound UP when you're watching porn????  I still watch it silent like I did as a teenager.
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#206257 - 12/11/06 02:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I prefer making my own soundtrack, using a variety of car crashes, screams and then Saturn 5 rocket engines and church bells to signify orgasm.
Unfortunately, most of these only occur in my head.
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#206258 - 12/11/06 03:22 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Nick Manning is an asshole. If you are in porn and you have a catch phrase; chances are you're a douchebag.
But I'm also talking about the never ending chatter these new guys are doing. "you like that, you like this dick, yeah suck my dick slut, oh yeah, suck me, suck my cock, oh yeah, yeah bitch, oh, oh yeah, yeah suck it."
This shit has got to stop. They sound like the guy from Boogie Nights that comes along after Dirk is all cracked out.
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#206259 - 12/11/06 03:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Thanks for the clips- I was warned and listened anyway. You folks are right- that's hilarious and wood-killingly terrible. And yes- if you have a catch-phrase, you're a douche. Someone should use that as a sig.
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#206260 - 12/11/06 03:30 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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I have a hard time with scenes that involve that dude fucks Audrey Hollander in about 90% of her scenes. He has a tattoo of a wasp on his midsection and is annoying as holy hell. He was with Ashley Blue in the latest Gag Factor, and you hear more noise from him than her. "Oh yeah puke on my nuts whore, suck my dick bitch" I hate that guy. I think his name's Otto?
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#206261 - 12/11/06 03:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Males in the scene on my screen should be ... .. clean, had their vaccine, fuck like a machine spraying protein like a real thick sunscreen on a girl that's 18 ... AND NOT HEARD!!!! you know what I mean... 
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#206262 - 12/11/06 03:43 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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nic manning doesn't bother me because it's funny as is lexington steele.
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#206263 - 12/11/06 03:45 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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A little verbal humiliation is OK, but shouldn't be overdone. I remember a great exchange where the girl is on her knees and, when her mouth isn't full, asks "are you a good boy or a bad boy?" "I'm a good boy" "Too bad, I like bad boys." "Yeah? I like girls who don't talk". You can see the realization sink into the whore's face that she has just been schooled, and that she really has no reply other than to keep on sucking.
The occasional "stage direction" isn't so bad, either, it is only when the stunt cock feels the need to grunt, groan, and generally make the scene all about him that it become unbearable. The same goes for when the cameraman does the Dirty Sanchez style hooting and hollering for the entire scene.
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#206264 - 12/11/06 03:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I have a hard time with scenes that involve that dude fucks Audrey Hollander in about 90% of her scenes. He has a tattoo of a wasp on his midsection and is annoying as holy hell. He was with Ashley Blue in the latest Gag Factor, and you hear more noise from him than her. "Oh yeah puke on my nuts whore, suck my dick bitch" I hate that guy. I think his name's Otto?
Yeah he is a total slug 
That's her husband Otto Bauer.
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#206266 - 12/11/06 05:12 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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And if the chick is going to scream for 23 minutes, she needs to at least vary that shit up. "yeahyeahyeahyeah....yeahyeahyeahyeah....yeahyeahyeahyeah". Put some effort into it, it might help distract you from the fact that you are doing the "dropping fucking loads!" dude for a living.
Hmmm. You mean....something like this:
http://eonmckai.com/video/Porno101.mov
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#206267 - 12/11/06 05:35 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Born-Again Becca Bratt is the best example of "yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah". She does a scene in Back Seat Whatever, the ripoff of Bang Bus, just before she found Jebus, in which her whole patter breaks down into cadences of her catchphrase.
I always fast-forward girl-girl filler scenes, and that clip posted by pinupmutant is the reason. Girl-girl is a relic of the days when porn was mostly accessible as pictorials in "Penthouse".
"Oh, you like that!!"
"Yeah, I like that!!"
"You like that?"
"Yeah, I love that. That is so hot!!! Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!!"
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#206269 - 12/12/06 01:40 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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all male talent should be required to wear one of these:
hey, i would wear that......but seriously, i always think i am awkward talking, so i tend to be pretty mute during scenes.....i try to let the girl make all the noise.
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