For you non-sports fans, Mark Grace is a retired baaseball player who played many years with the Chicago Cubs (aka "Lovable Losers") and who finally won a World Series ring before retiring a few years ago. Gracie is also catatonically nonchalant when describing some of the Cubs' locker room antics. One of the locker room myths was the tale of the "slumpbuster." As told to a radio host, a player from the team, in order to relieve itself of a prolonged losing streak, would go out and find the most wretched, skanky groupie he could find and bag her, much to his bacteriological dismay. This act of human kindness was said to be the cure for ending the losing streak.

Idea: a baseball team...call them the (S)C(r)ubs are in a "Bad News Bears"-type losing streak. 4 or 5 of the players draw lots to see which sorry sap will be the "slumpbuster" to see if they can end this dreadful losing streak. While 4 other players go home and bang their perfectly lovely wives, one sap (played by Dick Nasty) has to go and "slumpbust."

Some eligible slumpbusters:

1. Dana Vespoli
2. Echo Valley
3. Any of the whores from the Hot Granny Sex thread.