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first time i jerked off i was thinking about drew barrymore ...ahhh. uh, be right back...

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You could probably have her too.

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As a very young man the first time I jerked off,
was when I accidentally found a magazine in my
father's collections that had a big full page size
photo of ... SOPHIA LOREN. Just her face. Well nobody
was at home, so I lay down the magazine with
the page open, and put my dick on top of the photo
and rubbed and came all over that page. Later, I
became inventive and used cushions from the sofa
and the bed pillows (making holes in them at the
corner of any of the cushion for putting my dick into
the cushions). One day I found a stack of Cosmopolitan
magazines. I opened one of them and it had good sexy
pictures of Baby Jane Holzer from the 70s. This time
I put a cushion on the floor and put my dick inside it,
and then held the magazine in my hands, in my mind
raping the shit out of the model in the magazine.
The good thing was that the cushion was warm inside
and I had a good multiple orgasm inside it. But the
bad things was I felt sleepy so I lay down the mag
and just dozed off with my dick inside the cushion.
Soon, my mother came back from shopping and found
me ass laying upside down on the floor with my
dick inside the sofa cushion, having just raped
Baby Jane Holzer the model.

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