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#202613 - 11/20/06 01:32 PM Brandon Iron is unbanned...
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
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In the spirit of the holiday season we have decided to unban Brandon... Brandon please keep the shilling to a minimum...

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#202614 - 11/20/06 01:40 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181


Quote:

Brandon please keep the shilling to a minimum...





The chances of this happening are:
Zero
Nil
None, eh (for those living in America Jr.)
Nada (for Chico)

Seriously, Brandon, we wish you and each of your HPV warts a Happy Thanksgiving!


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#202615 - 11/20/06 01:42 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

In the spirit of the holiday season we have decided to unban Brandon




Which Brandon? One of them, or all of them?
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#202616 - 11/20/06 01:43 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
I hope you made it conditional on him killing the birdshit1 ID.
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#202617 - 11/20/06 01:48 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

... Brandon please keep the shilling to a minimum...




Why don't you ask the putain to stop breathing while you're at it.

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#202618 - 11/20/06 02:02 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Yeah- i like Brandon and his antics but there is no chance of him keeping the shilling to a minimum. It goes against his nature.
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#202619 - 11/20/06 02:05 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Brandon's true identity.





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#202620 - 11/20/06 02:15 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Pina Coladas all around!

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#202621 - 11/20/06 03:35 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Pina Coladas all around!





In the circumstances, this would be more appropriate:
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#202622 - 11/20/06 03:56 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Pina Coladas all around!





In the circumstances, this would be more appropriate:




or perhaps some valtrex.
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#202623 - 11/20/06 04:05 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Welcome back, ya hoser. It's almost like . . . .
you were never gone.




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#202624 - 11/20/06 08:02 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
floof, i miss your old avatar! but i'll get over it.
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#202625 - 11/20/06 09:32 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

floof, i miss your old avatar! but i'll get over it.




[hijack] Is that Ben Hogan? [/hijack]

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#202626 - 11/21/06 06:14 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

In the spirit of the holiday season we have decided to unban Brandon... Brandon please keep the shilling to a minimum...






I didn't even know Brandon was banned???! Usually if you're banned you go in the box don't you?

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#202627 - 11/21/06 06:42 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


I didn't even know Brandon was banned???! Usually if you're banned you go in the box don't you?




please insert bullet here =>

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#202628 - 11/21/06 08:25 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ben, my guess is you're not going to be able to retire comfortably because you're very stupid. instead of losering-up this place, use your free time to figure out a way to be able to eat when you're 73.
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#202629 - 11/21/06 08:54 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Stupid question, but is Brandon Iron a dick when he's on here or something? I've never had a chance to speak with him or anything, but it sounds like he has one hell of a rep.

I always enjoyed his AGSOI series though...

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#202630 - 11/21/06 09:27 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if brandon was a shark, somehow 20 fake accounts follow him around like remoras. of course he denies creating them, but the man throws up a batsignal for faggoty-shit like this
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#202631 - 11/21/06 09:28 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
he's like the guy who leads the faggots into ireland instead of out. lordasmus=brandon

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#202632 - 11/21/06 09:30 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the most prolific poster who's a "fan" of brandon

"Hillary, Lucy!

Can you even imagine what for big throatloads of warm sticky face-glueing man muck I am keeping for you in these heavy balls...?!!

"
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#202633 - 11/21/06 09:50 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
If only Lord Asmus would tell us about Teresa...



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#202634 - 11/21/06 10:09 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
she's his younger sister. gross, huh?
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#202635 - 11/21/06 10:28 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

she's his younger sister. gross, huh?



Thanks for clearing that up. I always thought he got that tattoo in honor of the deceased cult leader Mother Teresa.

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#202636 - 11/21/06 01:08 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

she's his younger sister. gross, huh?




Lol, wow man, sick shit! Thanks for all of the background info... I think my image of him has changed somewhat...

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#202637 - 11/21/06 02:56 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

Quote:

floof, i miss your old avatar! but i'll get over it.




[hijack] Is that Ben Hogan? [/hijack]




Yes sir.

I don't recall anyone ever missing an old avatar before, so maybe Calculon will be back soon, Gonzogirl.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled "best of" AGSOI fan pics.

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#202638 - 11/21/06 05:34 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

floof, i miss your old avatar! but i'll get over it.




[hijack] Is that Ben Hogan? [/hijack]




Yes sir.

I don't recall anyone ever missing an old avatar before, so maybe Calculon will be back soon, Gonzogirl.



fuck me! thought it was bender from futurama. i need to lay off the porn a bit and watch some adult swim.
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#202639 - 11/25/06 06:19 AM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
so when is he going to start posting again i really miss his insight

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#202640 - 11/25/06 02:06 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Actually, I've never left!

Muahahahahah

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#202641 - 11/25/06 04:16 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
beenurv Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 11/17/06
Posts: 37
Has anyone else noticed how Brandon Iron looks exactly like Preperation H Raymond from the Conan O'Brein show?


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#202642 - 11/25/06 05:15 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Has anyone else noticed how Brandon Iron looks exactly like Preperation H Raymond from the Conan O'Brein show?






not overly, but any conan reference is welcome.

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#202643 - 11/25/06 10:22 PM Re: Brandon Iron is unbanned...
Scurvy Pirate Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/12/06
Posts: 144
Loc: On a fucking pirate ship! me ...
Quote:

Has anyone else noticed how Brandon Iron looks exactly like Preperation H Raymond from the Conan O'Brein show?






spot on

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