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#198049 - 10/22/06 11:50 PM Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Whos the shortest actress in porn?

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#198050 - 10/23/06 05:20 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Why do I get the feeling Brandon Iron's name is going to come up in this thread?

It's the classic set-up for one of XPT's leading lights to hit the ball clean out of the park, I think....

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#198051 - 10/23/06 08:23 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Whos the shortest actress in porn?



i guess i'll jump in and start the bidding with padova. i don't really have any idea if she's the absolute shortest, but i suppose she's an obvious place to start. i had my pic taken with her at AEE this past january; i swear the top of her cute- ass cowboy hat barely skimmed my shoulder, and i'm only 5'6". (btw, gen, thanks for being so nice!)
i think kat is really short, also.
slight change of subject, but i was stunned at how short jules jordan was when i met him. if i had to guess, i'd say like 5'3". not exactly the "type" of guy you'd guess likes girls with a big booty . he's like a little keebler elf! (but of course, his shit rocks )
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#198052 - 10/23/06 10:04 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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i rank in there somewhere
5 foot and a half inch.


you know who i vote for, for shortest whore non-midget????
kitty.
that lil girl so soooooo fuckin tiny, adorable!!!!!


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#198053 - 10/23/06 10:52 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
Afx2005 Offline
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Registered: 10/27/05
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Gauge ?

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#198054 - 10/23/06 01:46 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
hardlap Offline
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Damn she is tiny and adorable. 4'11 85lbs Good call. As for you Sierra, there may be whores who are shorter but none who are better.

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#198055 - 10/23/06 01:55 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
hardlap Offline
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Gauge is a good one. 4'11 I think. Lil Sinderella is 4'10 or 4'9? I dont think she works anymore though.

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#198056 - 10/23/06 03:05 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Vince Voyuer is like 5'2"
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#198057 - 10/23/06 05:01 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Good thread
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#198058 - 10/23/06 08:50 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Good thread



Any luck finding a midget of your own?
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#198059 - 10/23/06 09:11 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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This entire thread is fucking hilarious
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#198060 - 10/23/06 09:16 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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What if we were to count time spent on one's knees as part of the formula for judging height? Say a whore is 18, makes 300 movies where she sucks cock while in her working pose. That has to be nearly 2 or 3% of her time on earth. If we put together a formula where that time counted as relative to height, I think there'd be some new finalists...TMFR comes to mind, as does Ms. Blue and some others that escape mind at this moment.
Just a thought.
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#198061 - 10/23/06 09:58 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Aubrey Addams is 4'10" or 4'11"... Aiden Star is also 4'11" or so...

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#198062 - 10/23/06 11:44 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Going back 10-15 years or so...the real sisters Tara and Tami Monroe were both under five feet tall. They were easy on the eyes too, most days.
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#198063 - 10/24/06 12:19 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Going back 10-15 years or so...the real sisters Tara and Tami Monroe were both under five feet tall. They were easy on the eyes too, most days.






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#198064 - 10/24/06 12:23 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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#198065 - 10/25/06 05:40 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Its weird how so many small people are in porn but I think tiny girls are much more cute anyway

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#198066 - 10/25/06 08:03 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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didn't skeeter shoot some asian chick that looked like she was 12??

for guys- vince voyeur
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#198067 - 10/25/06 08:12 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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tt boy?

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#198068 - 10/25/06 08:50 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Its weird how so many small people are in porn but I think tiny girls are much more cute anyway




I was always told they cast short girls to make the guys' cocks look bigger?

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didn't skeeter shoot some asian chick that looked like she was 12??

for guys- vince voyeur



Would that be Kitty, that Sierra mentioned?

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#198069 - 10/25/06 02:18 PM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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so how tall is padova, anyway? i still hedge a bet that she's no taller than 4'10".
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#198070 - 10/26/06 08:19 AM Re: Shortest non-midget in porn?
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Quote:

Quote:

Its weird how so many small people are in porn but I think tiny girls are much more cute anyway




I was always told they cast short girls to make the guys' cocks look bigger?

Quote:

didn't skeeter shoot some asian chick that looked like she was 12??

for guys- vince voyeur



Would that be Kitty, that Sierra mentioned?






no,it was a much uglier asian chick
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