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#196107 - 10/10/06 01:09 PM
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#196113 - 10/10/06 04:15 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#196114 - 10/10/06 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Oh please like you have never heard someone call a black person a nigger. nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger. Everyone wants to call them "nigger" but don't because they want to be politically correct. You give niggers too much power by walking on eggshells about calling them niggers. They can call all other races racial slurs but when some race calls them a racial slur, the slavery card comes out.
Way to ruin your own thread, Mr. Lori Lust. Do you even remember why you started this?
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#196116 - 10/10/06 06:03 PM
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Registered: 10/04/05
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As a black man .
Chuck myself Bishop Crucifixio Chris Rok is that it?
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#196117 - 10/10/06 06:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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As a black man I say being called Mr Lori Lust is worse than being called a nigger.
I definitely agree.
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#196118 - 10/10/06 06:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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Oh please like you have never heard someone call a black person a nigger. nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger. Everyone wants to call them "nigger" but don't because they want to be politically correct. You give niggers too much power by walking on eggshells about calling them niggers. They can call all other races racial slurs but when some race calls them a racial slur, the slavery card comes out.
Way to ruin your own thread, Mr. Lori Lust. Do you even remember why you started this?
Yes but unfortunately someone had to make it into a racial issue.
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#196119 - 10/10/06 07:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Yes but unfortunately someone had to make it into a racial issue.
The way you used the term nigger made it a racial issue. You used it in a derogatory way. That's not being politically correct, that's just using common sense.
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#196120 - 10/10/06 07:31 PM
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I ain't black, but I like brotha on white whore porn the best On title, Velicity is HOT. I hope she hasn't retired. Btw, are her boobs natural? They don't look fake
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#196121 - 10/10/06 07:50 PM
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#196126 - 10/11/06 10:34 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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I prefer the term Negro
There was a time when the black folk did too. They keep changing the rules on whitey and it isn't fair. Still, I'm fairly certain they were never too keen on porch monkey, yard ape and lawn jockey.
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#196127 - 10/11/06 10:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I think jigaboo is underused.
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#196131 - 10/11/06 01:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
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Velicity Von is out of the business after a grueling battle with Sierra Sinn over the rights to Tee Reel.
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#196132 - 10/11/06 02:27 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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Only American Niggers have a problem with it. Niggers everywhere else in the world don't mind being called a Nigger. It's just a way of life for them.
Niggers here have too much freedom compared to their ancestors in other democratic western countries. Even more than their own homeland.
Boy, The more you talk the more I wanna bust you in your grill.
Bust me in the grill? Only Niggers and Brooke Hogan wears grills. Or should I say grillz. I'd say it to your face or anyone's face.
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#196134 - 10/11/06 03:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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If you are confused about what a "nigger" is, listen to this man, he knows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebmiZFSxyh4
Don't worry. God is killing off the Niggers. Look at Africa? Look at Sudan? Look at Nigeria? White man doesn't need to kill Niggers. Niggers will kill Niggers. AIDS will kill Niggers. Hutus will kill Tutsi. A lighter Nigger will kill a darker Nigger. Where do you think the gangs of crips and bloods learned this innate behavior...their ancestors.
I'm tired of reverse racism. Could you imagine an all white TV station? Blacks have BET and the old UPN (Unemployed Poor Nigger network). They closed shop after losing $2 billion over 5 years and now has teamed up with the WB to form CW. What did they learn? Advertisers don't advertise on UPN because their audience doesn't buy products. They steal products. How are the advertisers supposed to recoup their money for the ad?
The other majority that watches UPN is incarcerated. Now how the hell are 5 million Niggers in jail supposed to buy anything advertised on the network? This is a fact because among all minorities in America, blacks have the least buying power. That can be attributed to 2 things...1) low income 2) they rather steal than buy.
Other thing that pisses me off. Can you imagine an all white college or all asian college or an all specific race college? But Niggers have several all Nigger colleges. What's the prereq to get in the school and graduate?
1. Gotta be a Nigger
2. Trade in your gun for a textbook
3. Bilingual - have to speak correct English 60% of the time and the other times Ebonics.
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#196135 - 10/11/06 05:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Hey mpr, what do you think about them phat ghetto bootayz?
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#196136 - 10/11/06 05:32 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/31/06
Posts: 40
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Velicity Von is out of the business after a grueling battle with Sierra Sinn over the rights to Tee Reel.
Can someone please just give an answer as to if she's still in the business? Is she really dating someone in the industry?
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#196137 - 10/11/06 06:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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Hey mpr, what do you think about them phat ghetto bootayz?
There are many white girls with "phat ghetto bootayz". Don't need some ugly ass black chick. You'll have to bring a jar of coco butter. If not you'll get a rash.
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#196139 - 10/11/06 06:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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Is there any way we can get more pics of Velocity's tits in addition to this fascinating discussion on race?
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#196140 - 10/11/06 06:34 PM
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Registered: 09/05/06
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#196141 - 10/11/06 06:39 PM
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#196142 - 10/11/06 06:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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Exactly!
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#196145 - 10/11/06 07:47 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
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wow i clicked on this thread expected to read about velicity von and was treated to a conversation about "niggers" intertwined with talk of big tits and anal.
thats pretty impressive
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#196147 - 10/11/06 09:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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Only American Niggers have a problem with it. Niggers everywhere else in the world don't mind being called a Nigger. It's just a way of life for them.
Niggers here have too much freedom compared to their ancestors in other democratic western countries. Even more than their own homeland.
Dam dude, you suck at life all around. You write porno reviews that nobody gives a shit about leading you to have the firmest handshake in the valley, and you're a terrible racist to boot. When you suck at being ignorant, what's left to suck at? Time for you to toss in the towel. Oh yeah...
And this is coming from...let me guess...a NIGGER. I don't mind being ignorant but it sure beats being a cry baby about something that happened to my ancestors 200 years ago.
Hmmm...they had under 20,000 slaves in colonial days and yet there are over a little over 36,000,000 as of 2004. Strange cause our immigration policy towards African countries have been pretty tight for the last 100 years. That leaves us to believe the 20,000 bred 35,980,000 in a little over 200 years.
I don't even think rats breed that fast.
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#196148 - 10/11/06 09:30 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#196150 - 10/11/06 11:51 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Is there any way we can get more pics of Velocity's tits in addition to this fascinating discussion on race?
Velicity's titties [url]http://www.assmovies.biz/preview/Velicity_Von.html[/ur]
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#196151 - 10/12/06 09:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
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yes! xxxporntalk.com is now the WORST/MOST-OFFENSIVE place on the internet for 2006. Quote:
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If you are confused about what a "nigger" is, listen to this man, he knows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebmiZFSxyh4
Don't worry. God is killing off the Niggers. Look at Africa? Look at Sudan? Look at Nigeria? White man doesn't need to kill Niggers. Niggers will kill Niggers. AIDS will kill Niggers. Hutus will kill Tutsi. A lighter Nigger will kill a darker Nigger. Where do you think the gangs of crips and bloods learned this innate behavior...their ancestors.
I'm tired of reverse racism. Could you imagine an all white TV station? Blacks have BET and the old UPN (Unemployed Poor Nigger network). They closed shop after losing $2 billion over 5 years and now has teamed up with the WB to form CW. What did they learn? Advertisers don't advertise on UPN because their audience doesn't buy products. They steal products. How are the advertisers supposed to recoup their money for the ad?
The other majority that watches UPN is incarcerated. Now how the hell are 5 million Niggers in jail supposed to buy anything advertised on the network? This is a fact because among all minorities in America, blacks have the least buying power. That can be attributed to 2 things...1) low income 2) they rather steal than buy.
Other thing that pisses me off. Can you imagine an all white college or all asian college or an all specific race college? But Niggers have several all Nigger colleges. What's the prereq to get in the school and graduate? 1. Gotta be a Nigger 2. Trade in your gun for a textbook 3. Bilingual - have to speak correct English 60% of the time and the other times Ebonics.
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#196153 - 10/12/06 09:31 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Sounds like this guy is another "internet tough guy". I think everybody reading this knows that he would NEVER say this stuff in front of a black guy. He's just acting out because he thinks he can get away with it here.
Lori Lust was right about you.
Imagine what the other Lori Lust would think about his racist comments. I heard somewhere that the other Lori Lust left her white husband is now a full time sex slave to some black dude in Frisco. She's doing IR gangbangs and S&M stuff, but not for video. Just for the fun of it.
Now that's a dirty whore. god bless her.
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#196154 - 10/12/06 10:46 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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Sounds like this guy is another "internet tough guy". I think everybody reading this knows that he would NEVER say this stuff in front of a black guy. He's just acting out because he thinks he can get away with it here.
Lori Lust was right about you.
Imagine what the other Lori Lust would think about his racist comments. I heard somewhere that the other Lori Lust left her white husband is now a full time sex slave to some black dude in Frisco. She's doing IR gangbangs and S&M stuff, but not for video. Just for the fun of it. Now that's a dirty whore. god bless her.
As I said before, I'd say this to any niggers face. I'm not an internet tough guy. I'm not scared to say it to anyone. Gia Jordan has met me personally. She knows what I'm about. I'd tell a Nigger and a sand nigger how I feel to their face.
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#196156 - 10/12/06 10:59 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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I call bullshit. You don't have the guts to do that. Go ahead and call Brian Pumper, Lex, Mandingo, Shane, Wes Pipes, or another black porn guy a nigger to his face and read him your posts from this thread. Post that video on YouTube and we can all check it out.
In other words step up. You won't because you are an Internet tough guy.
Maybe we got the wrong Lori Lust ex husband. maybe you are the old Lori Lust husband and are still holding a grudge that your wife is getting plowed by black men daily.
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#196157 - 10/12/06 11:26 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
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clearly this is the best thread ever
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#196159 - 10/12/06 11:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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totally concur, it even started out less auspiciously-offensive than the lara rox pix thread. just a random WEHT then BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! hilarious racial diatribe and threats of violence for all ages.
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#196160 - 10/12/06 11:38 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
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here are more terms i like to spew
porch monkey yard ape lawn jockey jigaboo
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#196166 - 10/12/06 02:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Size issues, anyone? Drive a Hummer?
Is there any irony in the fact that after Mr. Mypornoreview wined and dined horseface Lori Lust, then got down on one knee and swore his eternal love for her with an engagement bread tie, that she eventually divorced him and, among other things, will fuck black guys on film for money?
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#196168 - 10/12/06 04:23 PM
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Registered: 05/22/06
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Blue Gum Negroes are a plenty here in south Louisiana
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#196169 - 10/12/06 05:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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What about a new smiley for mypornoreview? I think he deserves it. -->
I'm not racist because I don't think any race is better than another. That's the difference between being racist and being racial. I'm being racial and stating facts. Whether that is the degradation of a race doesn't make me a racist but a realistic. That race should better themselves so they don't feel inferior.
I shouldn't belong to the klan because I don't think that they white race is the only race that should exist. Asians contribute to our country far more than all immigrants. In fact, they have a higher income per capita than whites, are more educated, a higher percentage have a higher learning degree, and has the highest buying power amongst minorities yet the represent the smallest percent of minorities in the US.
Mexicans, as much as we hate them in so cal because they are everywhere, they are hard working. When was the last time you saw a Nigger stand 10 to 12 hours a day in front of Home Depot looking for work? When was the last time you saw a Nigger stand on a freeway off ramp selling flowers?
Instead Niggers congragate together drinking OE and 40's and not working. Instead of working like an average American, they sling crack. Take a tour of South Central.
Do you know why the unemployment rate is so low? Because they don't include Niggers in the calculation. What is the definition of unemployed? Willing and able to work but can not find work. Niggers aren't willing even though they are able to work. Thus they are not included in the calculation both at the city, state, and federal level.
But luckily for Black Niggers, there's a new nigger in town, Arabs.
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#196170 - 10/12/06 05:06 PM
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Human Garbage
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Size issues, anyone? Drive a Hummer?
Corvette definitely. The ultimate small penis car.
mpr, it's not so much, you're using the word "nigger" as it is the way you are using it. It's unimaginative, lacks any creative thought, you're basically just throwing it out there because you're too stupid to come up with anything else. It's time for you to take a step back away from your life, regroup, and start over.
BTW, I'm white, middle class suburbia.
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#196171 - 10/12/06 05:16 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Wait we got it all wrong he isn't the ex Lori Lust. He's the ex Jessica Darlin. See, he calls black people niggers and animals but he isn't racist. He's racial. Geez, you guys are so ignorant. How could anybody misunderstand that. KILL WHITEY!!!! WHITEY
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#196172 - 10/12/06 05:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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Size issues, anyone? Drive a Hummer?
Corvette definitely. The ultimate small penis car.
mpr, it's not so much, you're using the word "nigger" as it is the way you are using it. It's unimaginative, lacks any creative thought, you're basically just throwing it out there because you're too stupid to come up with anything else. It's time for you to take a step back away from your life, regroup, and start over.
BTW, I'm white, middle class suburbia.
See that's the problem...you live in middle class suburbia. Why don't you move to the city and see what Niggers are really about. Your views on blacks will change drastically. Blacks in your area are, they blacks say, whitenized. They make up about 2% of all blacks. I'm not trying to be imaginative, nor creative because I'm not imagining or creating these facts.
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#196173 - 10/12/06 05:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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Wait we got it all wrong he isn't the ex Lori Lust. He's the ex Jessica Darlin. See, he calls black people niggers and animals but he isn't racist. He's racial.
Geez, you guys are so ignorant. How could anybody misunderstand that.
KILL WHITEY!!!!
WHITEY
Did I say KILL NIGGERS??? You should really shut your mouth because you are worst kind of hypocrit. I said previously that there is no need for white people or any other race to kill Niggers because Niggers and God will kill Niggers.
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#196174 - 10/12/06 05:37 PM
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See that's the problem...you live in middle class suburbia. Why don't you move to the city and see what Niggers are really about.
Wow, your really hardcore. Thug life, bitch!
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#196176 - 10/12/06 06:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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See that's the problem...you live in middle class suburbia. Why don't you move to the city and see what Niggers are really about.
Wow, your really hardcore. Thug life, bitch!
You can't quote me in your signature because it is a misquote. I didn't say that in that order.
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#196177 - 10/12/06 06:19 PM
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You can't quote me in your signature because it is a misquote. I didn't say that in that order.
FUCK YOU WHITEY!!!!!
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#196179 - 10/12/06 06:28 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Love the niggers, hate the jews. I only say it, because Mel Gibson told me to.
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#196180 - 10/12/06 06:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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FUCK YOU WHITEY!!!!!
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#196181 - 10/12/06 06:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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You can't quote me in your signature because it is a misquote. I didn't say that in that order.
FUCK YOU WHITEY!!!!!
Only a Nigger would assume I'm white. For all you know I'm a black man that doesn't consider himself a Nigger.
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#196182 - 10/12/06 07:00 PM
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You can't quote me in your signature because it is a misquote. I didn't say that in that order.
FUCK YOU WHITEY!!!!!
Only a Nigger would assume I'm white. For all you know I'm a black man that doesn't consider himself a Nigger.
Your white and you watch Chris Rock.
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#196183 - 10/12/06 08:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
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#196185 - 10/13/06 09:53 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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You can't quote me in your signature because it is a misquote. I didn't say that in that order.
FUCK YOU WHITEY!!!!!
you're asian. its a fact
Only a Nigger would assume I'm white. For all you know I'm a black man that doesn't consider himself a Nigger.
You are a donkey it's a fact.
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#196186 - 10/13/06 03:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
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#196187 - 10/13/06 03:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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You can't quote me in your signature because it is a misquote. I didn't say that in that order.
FUCK YOU WHITEY!!!!!
you're asian. its a fact
Only a Nigger would assume I'm white. For all you know I'm a black man that doesn't consider himself a Nigger.
And that he has a bad case of "Short Man's Syndrome"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Short+Man's+Syndrome
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#196188 - 10/13/06 07:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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You can't quote me in your signature because it is a misquote. I didn't say that in that order.
FUCK YOU WHITEY!!!!!
you're asian. its a fact
Only a Nigger would assume I'm white. For all you know I'm a black man that doesn't consider himself a Nigger.
And that he has a bad case of "Short Man's Syndrome"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Short+Man's+Syndrome
Short Man Syndrome is directed at all people taller than the short person. Tall Niggers, Short Niggers, Fat Niggers, Skinny Niggers, they are all the same Niggers to me.
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#196189 - 10/13/06 08:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Yes! This kind of dissent and racism bodes well for the DPRK
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#196190 - 10/13/06 09:00 PM
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he has a bad case of "Short Man's Syndrome"
Ding ding, winner.
This thread's about through. Who's Velicity Von again?
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#196192 - 10/13/06 11:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry Floof, this just hit one out of the park:
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Tall Niggers, Short Niggers, Fat Niggers, Skinny Niggers, they are all the same Niggers to me.
Did anyone else read it to that old Billy Joel tune?
"It's the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways It's still rock and roll to me"
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#196194 - 10/15/06 09:46 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
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Can someone please just give an answer as to if she's still in the business? Is she really dating someone in the industry?
She lived with me as a roommate for about 2 weeks before she decided to move out. I was told by her that she was going back home to Michigan (I think) but Ive also heard that shes living with her dude in OC. Either way, this girl is really fucked up right now. Too bad cause she was actually really sweet in person and could have been a great whore. Her tits and ass were great however she has lost a ton of weight recently and looks much different than the pics posted here. Real shame. I was looking forward to her paying me rent.
Michael
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#196195 - 10/15/06 10:52 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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Can someone please just give an answer as to if she's still in the business? Is she really dating someone in the industry?
She lived with me as a roommate for about 2 weeks before she decided to move out. I was told by her that she was going back home to Michigan (I think) but Ive also heard that shes living with her dude in OC. Either way, this girl is really fucked up right now. Too bad cause she was actually really sweet in person and could have been a great whore. Her tits and ass were great however she has lost a ton of weight recently and looks much different than the pics posted here. Real shame. I was looking forward to her paying me rent.
Michael
Fucking niggers for money would screw anybody up. Hope she finds the path back to normalcy. Sounds similar to what happened to Tiffany Rayne.
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#196196 - 10/16/06 10:29 AM
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Registered: 07/31/06
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What happened to Tiffany Rayne? She was another favorite of mine. Haven't seen her lately either.
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#196200 - 10/16/06 03:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
Posts: 324
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Hatin' on niggers is the new black.
Actually hating on Arab Muslims in the new black. Hating Niggers is just classic.
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#196201 - 10/16/06 03:57 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
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hating asians seems pretty popular around here.
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#196205 - 12/10/06 01:36 PM
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I have to bump this, it's one of the most offensive fucking threads I've ever read. But more than that, for future generations, we need to preserve the hatred of MPR so that our children never forget what the XPT posters fought for: Multi-cultural porn where ALL whores are created equal. And then degraded.You can say I'm a dreamer if you want, but I'm not the only one
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#196207 - 12/11/06 10:41 PM
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Registered: 12/06/05
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And here's a wallpaper for MPR
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#196208 - 12/12/06 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I think jigaboo is underused.
Personally, I like spear chucker. Unga-bunga!!
In my book of ethnicity, "nigger" isn't a color, it's a lifestyle. For instance, the last time I saw a nigger shanty, a white guy owned it.
Spic, kike, mick, gook and WOP are all far worse offensive in my book of political correctness.
WOW, this thread was just a barrel of laughs (or monkeys, whichever you prefer).
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#196210 - 12/12/06 09:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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All language is pretty basic, it's the emphasis & situation in which it's used that puts some elegance in it. Personally, as low it may be, I'd use the word "nigger" as a racial slur just to make them swing. Ya know, a reason to fight? Otherwise, I don't bother. Like you said, it's low, but so is fighting over something so stupid, they go hand in hand.
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#196211 - 12/31/06 02:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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free mpr '07
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#196213 - 12/31/06 08:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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MPR at his finest. please unban him, this is soooo offensive and funny. Quote:
And on the subject of the older Lori Lust that takes nigger cock and participates in nigger gangbangs for fun. Someone pointed out that she is now a sex slave to some nigger. Does she enjoy it? No probably not. Why does she do it? Because she's a sexual sadist. Instead of harming others sexually as most sexual sadist, she harms herself.
Her low self esteem has caused her to participate in an act that is the most degrading to human beings...being fucked by a group of niggers, more degrading than beastiality and scat.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#196214 - 12/31/06 09:52 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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There's no way those tits are fake...
On another part of this thread, the original Lori Lust isn't a sexual sadist, she's just some chick that got turned on to black cock by her hubby and went totally out of control. So out of control in fact, that she and the idiot that turned her have split up. My guess is that the ex still beats off thinking about it and/or watching her videos.
Now, she just takes any cock - at a brothel in Nevada.
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