Background:
Porn constantly dances around the "I" word, MILFs and GILFs and step mommies and daddies. The idea of a film "keeping it in the family" has been around from the earliest moments--check out the late 60's stags (especially the loop Mother's Wishes) until today (see Rebecca Bardoux and Gia Paloma go at it in the Don't Tell Mommy 4). But the Kirdy Stevens series was the first to focus on the enormous mind-fuck of a fantasy that this is. The original release in this series was, from what I read, a watershed moment in porn history. It has reportedly outsold any other porn release by far, and was recently re-released at the AEE in January.

The follow up to this brain bender was not the psychological masterpiece of the original. It doesn't have the torturous buildup to this scene where Mom takes a big bite off the apple tree:



Instead, this little gem is a kinky free-for-all, where no incestuous pairing goes unexplored, save the ones that would need to go on a Falcon release. The cast includes a lot of the "heavy hitters" of 1982. And let's face it: I Love The 80s: 1982 may have had ET and his Reese's Feces, Diet Coke, Toto, and Argentina bitch-slapping the English around the Falkland Islands, but it had no porn.

Details:
Film: Taboo 2
Year: 1982
Director: Kirdy Stevens
Studio: Standard
Producer: Helene Terrie

Cast:
The McBride Family:
Honey Wilder: Joyce (Mom)
Eric Edwards: Greg (Dad)
Dorothy Lemay: Sherry (Sis)
Kevin James: Greg "Junior" (Bro)

The Friends of the Family:
Kay Parker: Barbara Scott (Mother of Paul, Junior's best friend and Sherry's ex)
Juliet Anderson: Gina
Bambi: Mary Lou (Sherry's best friend, Junior's girl)

The Orgy Folks:
Cara Lott, Ron Jeremy, David Bates, Lea Cummings, Edward Dean, Rochelle Dean, Rod Diamond, Crystal Down, Michelle, Craig Roberts, Lindsey Snow, Joan Victoria & others.

Music:
A nice folksy-sounding woman with a soft lilting voice sings a few pretty yarns about incest.
He has it all, yes he does,
He knows how to please in every detail,
He'd do more than you'd ever imagine,
He does it with style, he does it with ease, oh yes he does.
You know that you thought that you knew him,
Maybe you did, but you don't,
If you only knew what he could do,
You'd want him too.

Plot:
Not much to say here: Junior is constantly sporting a boner, and when he's not busy plowing every friend of his parents, he's plotting to bang little Sis. Then everyone pretty much fucks everyone else.

Scene 1:
Junior and Sis are driving around in a convertible Coupe de Ville. While the aforementioned songstress praises the thought of bangin' mom, Junior busys himself grabbing Sherry's tits and panties. They go into a Hallmark run by Barbara Scott, mother of Paul (Mike Ranger from Taboo) who has evidently gone to live with Dad. Paul was Junior's best friend and Sherry's girlfriend.



Take the VH1 1982 Quiz.

Paul arranges to bring some tools of Paul's over to her house later, skipping Dad's birthday in the process. When he arrives, Gina, the town sex maven, is already three knuckles deep in Barbara's box, quizzing her about Junior.



While Barbara scrambles to free Junior's dick from its rayon prison, we get this:
Gina: [whispering obviously in Barbara's ear] I won't tell...I won't tell him you fucked Paul.
Junior: You fucked Paul!!??
Gina: That excites you, doesn't it? [camera zooms to his boner]

Scene 2:
Paul really wants to bang Sis, he can't keep his hands off of her.



Paul devises a plot to get her believing in the virtues of sucking off her own brother.

While Paul lays the wood to his girlfriend Mary Lou, he relates his plan, and her involvment.



Like most of the whores in Paul's life, they resist his filthy ideas, only to be turned to the dark side by a few slick words and a big dick.

Scene 3:
Mom and Dad have a quick but uninspired boink lasting a minute or two. We find out in the next shot that is because Daddy likes to bag his secretary and is too tired. Anyway, Junior's big Plot revolves around Junior's current girl MaryLou describing her sexual encounters with him to Sherry, getting her warmed up for the big entrance.

Then Junior sneaks into the act unannounced and soon is balling Sis like there is no tomorrow.



Bambi has an innocent, sexy voice. A little Valley Girl, a little nasal, a little raspy. She is also known to porn collectors as the "star" of the other "most fucked up film of 1982, The Erotic Adventures of Lolita, where she plays a *th grader

Scene 4:
Evidently Dad has left on a business trip (= fuck fest with his secretary). Mom suspects something is wrong, and is feeling a little down and vulnerable. No problemo for her son, who wins her carnal affections with some sweet talking, and soon is Lewis & Clarking it back from whence he came.



Anyone remember that Asia song "Heat of the Moment?"
It was the heat of the moment,
Telling me what your heart meant,
Heat of the moment shone in your eyes.
And now you find yourself in '82,
The disco hotspots hold no charm for you,
You cant concern yourself with bigger things,
You catch the pearl and ride the dragons wings. WTF does this mean?

Scene 5:
Now Barbara wants another piece of Junior, so Gina invites Sherry and him to the weekend orgy, which are apparently commonplace in The SFV.



Yes, that is The Hedgehog, you knew he would make it into one of these reviews.

Gina directs the action. Here's where she got her "Aunt Peg" nickname.



So, how did you do on the Quiz?

Scene 7:
Now that Sis is on board with the family fun, she decides it's time to initiate Daddy. So she sneaks in while the parents are sleeping, and grabs a hold of the daddy dick.



Dorothy Lemay has that feral look about her, like she wants to be sweet and innocent, but if you start talking dirty to her, her legs come open like the Panama Canal.

In what has to be one of the more mentally warped scenes in porn, Mom rolls over and spoons hubby while he is jamming his inseminator into their child.



I can imagine Kirdy pitching this idea to Eric Edwards,
KS: OK, Eric, in this scene your daughter is going to sneak into your bed and fellate you while you wife sleeps. Then you are gonna spoon her from behind while your wife cuddles against your shoulder and pushes her tits against you. I know it's extreme, but can you do it?
EE: And you are paying me to do this?

Scene 8:
What a finale! Dad is finally horny enough to plow his own wife with a little gusto.

To top it off, Kay Parker's b-day today.

I dropped so many Pancakes to Kaye Parker,,, you could spackle an apartment building.. Fuckin Eh...!

Most of the stars of the early eighties and earlier were all Milfs.