It took a long fucking time, but I've managed to crack the triple digits! As a form of self-aggrandizement, I want to create the most controversial thread in XPT history. I can only do that by pissing LOTS of people off.

Let's start with a reminder of the cunt who brought me here. Besides being the facialized Jew bitch in my avatar, she's also a methhead:



Here's a photoshop I did of my (sort of) ex-girlfriend. I emailed this, among 8 other equally brutal photoshops of her, to 100+ mutual friends and associates and NOT ONE thought I went too far! (All my feedback was POSITIVE!) Damn that fucking whore and the 99.9% of her gender which is just like her.



Having trashed women and used the term "jew bitch", I figure I'd best go all the way and add other insensitivity to the extravaganza. Nothing beats racial political incorrectness to get a thread smoking! Let's see what Malcolm can do to help:



Rosa Parks with the assist:



The checklist is nearly complete. Women, Jews, and racial minorities will now be posting with fury - which helps me towards my goal of the most controversial thread in XPT history. Let's fuck with hippie liberal war protestors now. This was my signature way back when:

Cindy mourning her dead son?


Nah. Just another photo-op.


This should be adequate to get a real shitstorm started around here. I can add more if needed.

Happy 1000th post to me!!!!

Congrats!

Your not that far behind King. It took me almost a year to reach a 1,000. All these new guys are doing it in 6-8 months.

Happy 1K, Phlog!

you're an angry man phlog, an angry man

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Stephanie Dunn is the most worthless cunt in porn today. I go to confession every week and ask for absolution that I wish her a lifetime of endomytriosis and ovarian cancer. ADT is a leech on the porn economy and every wooden nickel paid to her should be rubbed in a petri dish of Ebola Reston before it's mailed.

1K

Congrats Phlogiston!

I figured you'd like it here.

Way to go Phlog, your talents are far better being wasted over here and the board is a better place for it.

[ben] what's a post? [/ben]

do you really think 1000 posts is something to be proud of? every post here is a tiny little piece of your soul ripped away.

Pulled these up off of some Pro Gay/Lesbo/Tranny/Immigrant Anti-Bush/War/Capitalism Rally. I dedicate these to Phlog.


I got nothing with this one, just those teeth.


Fuck, what is it with the teeth people?


If you're going to protest our country, while you're in our country, at least have the god dam decency to do it in English.


We know what elglorioso been up too lately.


That dude's(right, grey jacket) mustache kicks ass, wish I had one like that.


Wow, talk about reaching into the bottom of the bag for warm bodies to show up to your cause.


WWAAAAYYYY too much ass, that's just plain wrong, my bad.

This were dedicated to Phlog and the good fight you fight. Happy 1K.

The picture about the Dog slut personally offended me because I was born a dog, but the rest don't.. because they're about humans.

You guys fucking ROCK!!!! Doing the next 1000 is gonna be a breeze with a posse like this. "Props" to C62 and Loopnode for the imagery. I'm gonna fire up photoshop and have some fun with those.



Where the hell is Mack Bolan, Jamesn, and Cerberus? They'd love this shit.

Have a ball with these Phlogiston.





And now my favorite... some good ol' bathtime fun. I used this as a Mother's Day card 2 years ago!

Whooppsss!

sorry loop, I'm normally laissez-faire about this sort of thing, but that one had to go.

Loop, Im generally a fan of your posts, but that was one fucked up sicking thing to post.

Wow! I tip my hat! I thought I was a bad ass for the shit-eating pic I posted that got yanked, but a beastiality pic! Man, that's ballsy.

You know, I may be just a lurker with a mild Gia Jordan fixation (but so strong as so I would give her my Room 222 Special Anniversary Edition DVD (director's cut)), but I can't help but get the feeling that Loopnode is a fed. If he's not, he should be, because he entices people with LUNCH but throws in this sick weird stuff that would attract the lowest detritivores of society. I think, wow, what an excellently sounding description of arugula bisque for LUNCH, then two dead fetuses and a few pedo references later I think where the Fuck is Quinn Martin, Jr.?

And I'm pretty sure CAOH is someone from Crossfire. I used to think he was George Will, but the lack of Eliot knowledge (unless that itself is contrived to throw off the bloodhounds) made me think more of someone who fears Victorianism (old or new) more than receiving a sponge bath from Foucault. Maybe the bowtie guy.

Hmm, perhaps I've overstepped my lurker license.