Greased Lightning
Mind-numbing action from stem to stern, but all I really needed from this was the Haley scene. Before I get to that, I must point out that you must not be sleep on Skeeter Kerkove. Goofy name aside, the guy definitely knows how to make sleaze that pleases the senses most important to porno intoxication. Just the pre-scene slut strut is highly nut- bustin’ and beautifully edited glamour raunch that shows ol’ Skeet’s a vision pimp part genius. Yeah, that’s what I said and if you find it confusing just do yourself a favor and feel the love for yourself.
Damn, Haley is hotter than a sunspot and I’ve never seen her jailbait-blazing quite like this as she makes cigarette smoking into an erotic art. Wow! Have no fear, I haven’t lost it yet, but this looks so goddamn good to me xxx-ray vision I found myself frozen stiff in awe until the action had me thawing away the flesh icicle fast and furiously... One serious downside to this scene was baldie Ben English’s big mouth yapping away throughout trying to role-play a daddy daughter thing. Call me harsh, but somebody’s got to put a muzzle on this bloke.
Scrawny Jasmine Lynn does her first whoop de fuckin dp and thick but nasty-nice Olivia Saint is dp’d, too. There’s also the German beanpole Tracy Lain and fellow she-wolf Ana Nova making up the whoremacht contingent. Don’t get me wrong, even if they weren’t worth the sticky fisticuffs I enjoyed watching all wander sluttily around puffing ciggies like naughty girls from the wrong side of tracks. [Mayhem]