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#17923 - 03/08/04 06:01 PM Your price to sleep with sammura poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
How much would you have to be paid to sleep with sammura or are you like me and if the clouds opened up and god said ' monkey, if you sleep with sammura i will give you a free pass to heaven' you will still say no thanks. I will now list the prices it would take for you to sleep with sammura and you tick the box you think would do it for you. (smelly monkey then grabs a giant spoon and begins to stir something in what appears to be a pot)


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#17924 - 03/08/04 06:13 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
thanks for pulling the attention my way, dumb ass.see you keep talking about how what i say don;t effect you, but you can clearly tell it does, thats why you made up this poll. but just to let you know the only way you would ever be able to fuck me is if someone put ghb in my drink.
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#17925 - 03/08/04 06:18 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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just to let you know the only way you would ever be able to fuck me is if someone put ghb in my drink





Or if someone offered you a pack of cc's and half a can of diet coke. Thats the thing you wouldn't know me if you saw me and you fucked ron jermey so you have proved you will fuck anything that can draw air. So there's no question you would fuck me if i was put in that postion BUT if it was the other way around i would spot your drag queen looking ass and run for the hills.
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#17926 - 03/08/04 06:43 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
but see your a guy on a porn message board,who pretends that he knows people in porn(who told him certain things).but i know the truth

i delt with guys like you on the net before, you the type if you send a email to your fav pornstar and she or he emails you back,you end up taking that as "we are friends" untill they get tired of you emailing and instant messaging them 7 times a day,so they stop talking to you.. then you come back on porn talk and start to make up posts like:why is a certain porn fat,or guess who got hiv,etc..

don't get mad because after you jerk off you get that guilty feeling because the reality is that your in your room or moms basement all alone with your pants around your ankels sitting at a computer screen, and believe me i don't mind guys who jerk off to porn, i love that, but i can stand you cyber nerds that used to get your ass kicked in high school getting"cyber" balls,because you know the person you are talking about can't meet you in person and whoop your ass. and that tranny bullshit you keep talking, is weak to say,counting the fact it is tons of post of you talking about how you want to suck another mans cock. normal man to the outside world,cock-sucker,and pornstar-stalker on the net.
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#17927 - 03/08/04 06:47 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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but see your a guy on a porn message board,who pretends that he knows people in porn(who told him certain things).but i know the truth

i delt with guys like you on the net before, you the type if you send a email to your fav pornstar and she or he emails you back,you end up taking that as "we are friends" untill they get tired of you emailing and instant messaging them 7 times a day,so they stop talking to you.. then you come back on porn talk and start to make up posts like:why is a certain porn fat,or guess who got hiv,etc..

don't get mad because after you jerk off you get that guilty feeling because the reality is that your in your room or moms basement all alone with your pants around your ankels sitting at a computer screen, and believe me i don't mind guys who jerk off to porn, i love that, but i can stand you cyber nerds that used to get your ass kicked in high school getting"cyber" balls,because you know the person you are talking about can't meet you in person and whoop your ass. and that tranny bullshit you keep talking, is weak to say,counting the fact it is tons of post of you talking about how you want to suck another mans cock. normal man to the outside world,cock-sucker,and pornstar-stalker on the net.





You are so right sammura, so much intelligence and talent is being wasted here by you on this board, please don't let us hold you back from finding a cure for cancer or solving the problems in the middle east, problems only a mind as indepth as yours can solve. (monkey raises his hand to signal for a taxi).
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#17928 - 03/08/04 06:52 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
put if like this if you are who i think you are i better not see you at any porn convention i attend because i will make sure i will have one of my male friends walk up to you and talk shit,just so you can try the act tough, so they can have a good reason to punch you dead in the face and get away with it, it has been done before
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#17929 - 03/08/04 06:58 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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put if like this if you are who i think you are i better not see you at any porn convention i attend because i will make sure i will have one of my male friends walk up to you and talk shit,just so you can try the act tough, so they can have a good reason to punch you dead in the face and get away with it, it has been done before





(Monkey reads this has a scared look brush across his face, he then pulls up his pants and begins to make his way up the stairs out of the basement and into the house) " MOM, the people online aren't being nice to me". Monkey's mom then holds him tight while he urinates in his pants because of the fear sammura and her ghetto click threats have put in him.
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#17930 - 03/08/04 07:16 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
first i have a house in the subs bitch! just because i,m black and curse don,t mean i live in the hood,i don,t have a click all i have to do is get all the people you spread rumors about and point you out to the ..the rest is done.
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#17931 - 03/08/04 08:30 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
MrPoo Offline
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Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
As much as the monkey is annoying I would have to say that your picture as your signature has put you beyond the monkey, sammura. Its much more annoying than he has been so far.

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#17932 - 03/08/04 08:55 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
i want sammura's old picture back. The one that clearly showed her pussy trying to escape from her body and her man hands, that one was great. Bring back that picture.
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#17933 - 03/08/04 09:37 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
go jerk off to sum bitch eating shit and swallowing throw up
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#17934 - 03/08/04 09:39 PM Re: Your price to sleep with sammura poll
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
don;t get mad because you don;t know how to post pictures,maybe if you post pics of whores getting fuck, people won;t think your a fagget
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