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#177678 - 07/06/06 06:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I checked to see whether anyone else had mentioned this website and didn't see anything so... here it is.
DateLisa (Sparxxx) is a treat for those of you that love your ladies larger than life and promiscious like a Vegas stripper with a habit. Lisa's been fscked by quite a few guys and you not being one of them should no longer be an issue because now you can PAY for it like any decent man does. If you've been saving up to do something ridiculous like paying off a morgage or credit card loans, or perhaps your old college debts are still a problem- toss the idea aside and start getting real- Lisa Sparxxx has big boobs and you've been dying to suck on them titties!
For $6000 you get Lisa Sparxxx for 12hrs. I'm not sure whether she'll let you video tape the experience but think of it like this; tomorrow, when you're still broke and she's getting paid- atleast you can say "I tapped that ass and I paid an arm and a leg for it!" Thats right buddy, bragging rights for life!
DateLISA: And I'm not even sure if this shit is a joke!
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#177681 - 07/07/06 02:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Nope, I have NOT had any contact with Lisa Sparxxx, but I hope she would comment to assure possible clientele about the validity of this website.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#177685 - 07/09/06 12:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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Full value on the dollar. 
This should be the title of a DVD
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#177686 - 07/09/06 01:10 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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#177690 - 11/19/06 01:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Anybody who pays $6000 for 12 hours with her is so hopelessly lost they deserve to lose that money. Christ you can buy a Cambodian teen for that money and you can fuck her forever.
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 "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#177692 - 11/23/06 04:24 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Hopefully she'll use the $$$ she's making from this to get something done about her drooping boobs. That would really increase her strokablity a few notches.
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#177693 - 12/04/06 10:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Her rates seem to have gone up even more! Now $7k for 12 hours, or $10k for 24 hours. Somehow, this whore reminds me of the age-old Sandpaper Sally joke, "Baby, I pulled the scabs back & let the pus flow just for you". Quote:
Anybody who pays $6000 for 12 hours with her is so hopelessly lost they deserve to lose that money. Christ you can buy a Cambodian teen for that money and you can fuck her forever.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#177694 - 12/05/06 11:24 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
Loc: traveling side show
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maybe she can take that money and get her lazy eye fixed
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#177695 - 12/12/06 10:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Or at least join a fucking gym! Quote:
maybe she can take that money and get her lazy eye fixed
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#177696 - 12/13/06 04:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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6 stacks? damn man. i mean it's your money, but damn.
I doubt 6 stacks at IHOP would be enough to satisfy Lisa.
Let's jew her and Fatja down to $100 each for their time to have a pancake eating contest, with the winning whore getting an extra 1.50 for the diet pepsi to wash it down with.
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