Being trapped on the east coast does not lend one much opportunity to attend porn related shows as it seems like the Big Apple is like being on Pluto of the American porn solar system when it used to be the epicenter of much of the sleaze industry. Even the ECVS has left Atlantic City for Florida now and I was even too lazy getting down there. No laziness this time, bondage and submissive turned to porn mom Gold Star model Moxxie Maddron was flying into town and I was to meet her at the second day of the
Expo on Sat. and that’s all the motivation I needed.
The traffic was insane on the way to Pier 94 where the Expo was being held. If you haven’t been there, it’s a huge hangar the size of a cruise ship on the upper West Side of Manhattan converted into a convention, concert, club/rave hall. Cruise lines dock next to it, so I escape the cab to find no throngs of fans lining up, the barricades snaking emptily around towards the front were a few rejects were milling around talking about Metallica.
Moving away from them I sat alone in the hazy sun for awhile waiting to see if Moxxie showed up and I could catch her at the door. Eventually, I see this foxy brunette in fuck me heels go skittering by taking some last puffs on a cigarette. After my sly eyes followed her inside, I said to myself, “Holy fuck, that’s gotta be Moxxie!â€
I stood up and shadowed and sure enough there she was in the flesh at the Pink Mynx booth hotter than the few hot pix I had seen and it took only a few seconds to realize that she was going to be the life of the show. So, I naturally hung out the booth with Moxxie, Michael Mayhem, Justin Syder, owner Alex and friends most of the time because with Smutmutant undercover around it was one of the coolest spots on the floor at this tragically under-promoted event. Sadly, I’ve been to record conventions with more people. Once again, it was time to lament the fact that NY used to reign in the porn arena, now dead since VHS took over, everybody left to Cali, then Guiliani came in around 93 and 42nd St was hosed down and lit up when Times Square was sold to Mickey Mouse & MTV. Fuck that.
While Moxxie was working the crowd at her booth, I was over at the Genesis area chilling with asst. editor and porn compatriot Jac Joyce while Dan Davis oversaw the gaggle porn stars who flew into town to attend the show. Evil laugh... little did they know the notorious Smutmutant was in their midst. My alter ego affords me a great cloaking device and those who know are sworn to secrecy with a wink and a smile. However, you should’ve seen Flower’s face go sour when I mentioned something about XPT. Lol, butt I still grabbed dat azz like a true playa, kid.
Anyway, Sunny Lane in person is a dainty sweetheart who up close looks like you could break her if you fucked her hard, but that doesn’t seem to happen when she fucks hard on camera. Total eye candy up close, of course, as they all were. Carmen Luvana was really cool, Flower was the most givingest to the fans and Joanna Angel in the flesh I guarantee you’d all want to bang her. If you don’t you’re not a pervert imo, though I know Jeff Steward would mightily disagree. Forgive me father. Oh yeah, Nautica Thorn was there in her own little world it seems with her hubby. I love her work, but I didn’t even bother and I barely paid attention to Tera Patrick’s arrival. Evan was there, of course, as was Tyler Faith and that jackass Wankus was goofy facing around with Chopper and if he only knew I was close enough to shank him with a shiv… devil lol. But Smut had to be put on stealth mode to better infiltrate porn’s inner parameters. Heh. So that also means no real pix of my mug like Khan until my POV series cums out. Wink. Expo over, the porn elite leaves when Genesis shuts down shop and packs up the booth before the ball.
During this lull time porn newcummer and Jersey girl Peyton Lafferty pops up at the booth and Smut gets a big cheap thrill hug for being the first to recognize her name. Turns out she’s also with Gold Star, so immediately Moxxie and her are united and she decides to stick with us for the rest of the night after picking out something more raunchy for the ball and I was the raunch fashion coach. Everybody was pounding this new energy drink Exxxcite I think it’s called and once the doors opened the booth got wild with Moxxie and Peyton putting on quite a fun show on the fuck swing that Alex had on display. Basically, give Moxxie an endless supply of energy drinks and she's scaling a fuck swing like an enthusiastic kid on a jungle gym then Mayhem jumped into the fray and took control of Moxxie. Later on when everybody wandered away to peep out the ball, I checked out the fetish fashion show where sluts were prancing around in the latest rubber latex fetish attire. Nice.
I decided to move on into the hangar hall were some lame band was playing to nobody listening like a half mile away in the what was the grand ballroom area. There were also sexy chicks doing acrobatics on hoops from the ceiling to no audience. Continuing on there was a dimly lit area cordoned off as a theatre where a few shadowy figures were watching some big tit blonde that I didn’t recognize getting reamed flickering on a big screen. Creepy, I quickly depart and immediately spot Moxxie getting whipped on stage arms chained from above dangling helplessly at the master’s whim. Wow, I said to myself she is truly a party on heels... Peep the pix!
though he's a pretty cool guy. As was Justin Syder, a new porn stud that I wasn't familiar with who jettted back to Cali early. Alex, from pinkmynx was righteous to let Smut lurk at the booth.
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