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#174336 - 06/17/06 08:18 PM I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:



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#174337 - 06/17/06 08:19 PM P.S.
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Registered: 07/21/05
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I think our paper has a website. I will post a link to the article(s) if I can. You will know my name and see my photo, but I don't see the point of remaining anonymous at this point. :bananacreams:


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#174338 - 06/17/06 08:54 PM Re: P.S.
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Registered: 04/14/06
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This could get interesting
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#174339 - 06/17/06 09:06 PM Re: P.S.
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Registered: 05/29/06
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This could get VERY interesting

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#174340 - 06/17/06 09:25 PM Re: P.S.
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Posts: 959
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Do you prefer spoons or straws for your ass? I wanna know what to send you when you start biting pillows
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#174341 - 06/17/06 09:31 PM Re: P.S.
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Registered: 01/18/06
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two questions:

1. what was your BAC?

2. how much was your bail?
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#174342 - 06/17/06 09:35 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:




thats the best post ever.



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#174343 - 06/17/06 09:39 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Quote:

I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!
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#174344 - 06/17/06 09:58 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
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Quote:

Quote:

I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!




_________________________
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#174345 - 06/17/06 10:10 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.
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#174346 - 06/17/06 10:13 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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#174347 - 06/17/06 10:16 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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Quote:

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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.



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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.



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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.




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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.




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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.





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#174348 - 06/17/06 10:18 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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#174349 - 06/17/06 10:21 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.



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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.



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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.




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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.




Quote:

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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:






POST OF THE YEAR SO FAR but I bet it goes largely unappreciated, since Genius is typically overlooked while it is present and in front of us...it is only AFTER it is gone, or removed from sight (i.e. in CAOH's case locked up doin' 10-15) that it gets the recognition it deserves.

CAOH's post encapsulates the depravity, frantic perversion, selfishness, aimlessness, skullduggery, Don Quixote-punching, and addiction that XPT, and Porn in general, fosters and festers. CAOH exposes all of us, and all of it, through the microcosm of his own magnificent hell...

I can see CAOH, smiling maniacally from booze and the first thoughts in his head about what pleasure he will soon be receiving from THE pornography... racing wrecklessly through neighborhood streets in his Family's Minivan to get home and watch THE pornography; unable to wait and trying to both drive and see if he can fit the DVD "Arch Enemies" into the player behind him in the Astrovan's backseat area, where his nephews usually watch with their schoolfriends Discovery Channel DVDs and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Horrors Inflicted On Prisoner's from Azerbaijan"...Indeed CAOH just wanted to listen to the SOUNDS of THE PORNOGRAPHY as he raced home to watch it and ejaculate as he watched it...

He is the Wanted Poster for Generation XXX, Generation EX, Generation (wr)ECKS, Generation etc. .....

:bananacrayons: :banananondairycreamer:

His crime is no worse than what we do everyday...think about it. He was frantically trying to get home and hurry up and watch women taking large Angry Engorged PEni, along with some Feet, and stuffing them in their mouths for us to look at....thats all, we just Look at it and stare, and allow our brains to manipulate and massage the ridiculous imagery we see to cause other shit to happen inside our heads and in our bodies, like allowing our own PENI to become excited and engorged at these sights:

<Eyes> "Brain, I am seeing a woman, who is trying to cram a penis and a pair of mens feet into her mouth at the same time..."

<Brain> "Is their pleasure in her eyes?"
<Eyes> "It could be construed as pleasure. I mean the Penis looks angry, the feet hateful and smelly, but the woman clearly is enjoying the fact that she holds my attention for the next few minutes anyway, until <hands> finish jerking our own <penis> off and put the Cumfart Cocktails 4 DVD in the player."

<Penis> (off camera) "Ahhhhh! Ohhhh yeahhhh...."

<Brain> "I am telling <penis> to enjoy this, it seems the only way to justify the money we spent on this and the lives we riske dracing home to view this..."

<Eyes> "Right...ok well I am now going to stare at the images of the somewhat attractive women eating cum out of the bungholes of other somewhat-attractive women..."
<hands> "The disc is stuck..."
<Brain> "So I will have to decide if <penis>should be happy and enjoy this spectacle too? I do not think we would EVER be in a situation were we would encounter this in real life..."
<Eyes> "Oh look at that, there is some turd juice in that cumfart cocktail...I think we were better off with the Foot Penis Movie..."



Yes, CAOH wanted to hurry up and get home to see THE pornography before something happened to prevent his seeing THE pornography and having it in his brain for storage and Jack Off Purposes. We see this element of Frantic-ness in all levels and aspects of Pornography. First, the Sheer VOLUME of porn being made, and at such a constant rate, indicates a FRANTIC need in the industry to hurry up and make as much of THE pornography as they can before it gets shut off or shut down, by the big bad wolf or by GOD. Yes, people are trying to commit as much sin as possible before God pulls the plug.

It is clear in the video performances...look at the Male and Female performers and how they fuck and how they talk when fucking. The FRANTIC, fever pitched dialogue in today's sex scenes is not about high quality making love, it is about HIGH QUANTITY maximum fucking before fire and brimstone start raining down and consuming all the mindless, selfish FUCKS and "bad" people who are making, performing and watching all of THE pornography. The "bad" people of Pornogrpahy want to know what every penis looks like going in every hole in every person in the world. We all need to know what each woman in society looks like with a face full of cum...or we need that imagery of Jusssst before the load plops from the asshole into he ropen mouth BURNED in our heads, so that even balancing our checkbook becomes a difficult task because our minds are so polluted, we become emotional and psychological cripples because of THE pornography.

The young narcissitic porn starlets are not concerned about the federal deficit, and helping the neighbor's battered wife across the street, or saving the whales, or Homeless people on Sunset Blvd begging for food, or children in East Africa born with a life expectancy of 31 days, no they are not intetested in that. They want their picture taken as much as possible, more than the starlet next to them...They are fighting over ugly, balding perverts in their late 30s and older who are themselves SEX ADDICTS and do nothing except produce THE pornography...Hot young starlet number 1 wants to out do Starlet number 2 by taking x number of loads to the face and saying to the camera with a face full of cum, "Aren't I sexy now? Arent I pretty?"

We gotta cram this all in before it all comes to an end...just like CAOH tried to do today. Jerk your cock Today because there is no tomorrow!









I feel like a cog in a demented, sick and exploitative wheel.
Thanks Burg, my pre-sleep ritual will be so much more conflicted this eve.










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#174350 - 06/17/06 10:44 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
Da Burglar Offline
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I had been good lately, gimme a break

Everything I wrote had relevance to this original CAOH post; which is amazing since most CAOH posts typically have no relevance except WHY? go ahead, go back and re-read what I wrote, slowly....
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#174351 - 06/17/06 11:02 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
JimJaded Offline
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go ahead, go back and re-read what I wrote, slowly....




id have to eat about 10 ritalin
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#174352 - 06/17/06 11:08 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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go ahead, go back and re-read what I wrote, slowly....




id have to eat about 10 ritalin




I'd like to eat all the ritalin I can before i die
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#174353 - 06/18/06 01:17 AM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
Y-T Offline
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Registered: 05/29/06
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CAOH Can I borrow your copy of "Gangbang Wild Style 2" while you are in prison?

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#174354 - 06/18/06 09:27 AM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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Everything I wrote had relevance to this original CAOH post; which is amazing since most CAOH posts typically have no relevance except WHY? go ahead, go back and re-read what I wrote, slowly....



I declined to read it on general principle, but on past form I'm betting you could have said the interesting bits with about 1/10 of the words.
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#174355 - 06/18/06 10:45 AM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
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Registered: 06/03/05
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go ahead, go back and re-read what I wrote, slowly....




id have to eat about 10 ritalin




you guys beat me to the punch here...I was gonna post the same shit here, but 45 frustrating minutes later I got this far in the post.....goddamn ADHD...it's a bitch...now where's my ritalin???
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#174356 - 06/18/06 12:23 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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Registered: 02/23/05
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The real tragedy is that I have an old VHS tape of Gang Bang Wild Style 2 - if you had asked, I would have given it to you. Draghixa
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#174357 - 06/18/06 03:22 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
JRV Offline
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Strunk's The Elements of Style, chapter 3.

Please stop quoting multiple copies of a post. My "Edit Button" finger is getting itchy.
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#174358 - 06/18/06 09:23 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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For Simp:


from your family at XPT
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#174359 - 06/19/06 01:08 AM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
Hyde Offline
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You know that's only gonna end up lodged in his rectum.
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#174360 - 11/26/06 03:07 PM Re: I'm going doiwn for negligent homicide.
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Registered: 07/01/05
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I drove drunk Monday night and killed a man and badly injured his son as I turned left in front of their car at a traffic light. I had pornography from a shop I'd visited minutes before and was in a hurry to get home and watch it. It was dusk. I also am subcribe to postal pornography. The local newspaper printed the titles found in the car out of a seeming groundswell of community outrage, though it seemed journalistically unorthodox to me. The boy is still in the hospital. The mother was on my uncle's front lawn in hysterics a couple days ago with some family males. I just got home and have a prescription for valium. I know you people will view this for dark and frivolous humor, but I tell you because you are the only ones w3ho will understand and appreciate. None do hear. You are a comfort to me in this time of real sorrow for myself. The porn is in police possesion. But I still have X Rent DVD's 'Gangbang Wild Style 2' upstairs which I will certainly watch. I'm sorry aqbout what happened, but what else can I do. My first concern must be for myself, as any influential philosopher will tell you. :bananacrash:








um, whatever happened to this thread? This thread needs answers

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