It has been a Long time since I actually had a porn DVD in my hands, since the last couple years any porn I have watched was on or from the internet. I received a copy of BD 8 from Brandon on 06/04/06, and it took me 5 days to watch and get through all the scenes in order to be able to write anything about it...as to whether this DVD is any good and delivers what it promises, I will first state that the little corner of my mind that was heretofore uncorrupted and still had memories of the circus when I was 10, and my First baseball game at Fenway Park, has been erased. I now have "Mad Porn Disease..." Furthermore, if you are a serious porn fan that wants details like whether any of the girls got cum in their ears or nostrils, or whether I jerked off 6 times before the third scene, this review is not for you.
BD 8 MOST definitely delivers what it promises, but there is a problematic issue with what Brandon has shot that I am going to try and explain. The star of this video, Amy Reid, and the entire opening scene with her, completely steals the show/thunder/mojo from the rest of the video. She is that hott...illustrating how COMPLETELY unfair life is, this woman somehow was born with and does possess what I consider the most watchable body having sex I have ever seen. It is both stunning, and almost ruinous, because after watching Amy Reid in her 1 on 1, and then her blow bang with Sasha Knox, her spectacle and performance is so mind searingly hott, there is nowhere to go but down. The best you can hope for is to break even from that point forward...
THIS IS NOT to say the other two scenes, with Mia Bang, Jada Fire and Hillary Scott in one, and Annette Schwarz in the other, are not good. They are in fact very good, and very funny/entertaining scenes in and of themselves: Jada Fire is an absolute trip, and listening to her talk Smack to the male performers while she gets blasted in the face is pretty funny, and the scenes with Annette are of such quality and intensity that, were it not for Amy Reid's performance, I'd be blabbering about her right now. Annette's German accent lends itself to both humor and sexual heat in her scene. Brandon's use of the "Sexual Predator" theme in Annette's scene is actually pretty funny and comes off well in the scheme of things. These two scenes deserve to be watched, but I seriously doubt you will get to them the first four or five times you watch this DVD because of the opening scene...
Amy somehow is able to project a type of controlled lust that combines with her flawless body to present a very hott spectacle. She does not moan and shriek and spew out rapid fire dialogue with exaggerated grunts or fake orgasmic cries...she talks and expresses herself with a tone of voice that allows you to actually understand what she is saying/thinking and yet also convey a sense that she is into what is happening. But her body is insane...not just the huge natural tits, but the whole package.
Simply put, in my opinion, this movie, BD 8, needs to be watched because of Amy Reid. I am not a fan of Blow Bangs or Bukkakes, and Brandon's previous releases should assure that BD 8 will have all the usual elements and qualities that fans of this series have come to expect. But what sets apart BD 8 from the rest of the Series, and what makes BD 8 worth getting if you are interested in getting it, is the scene(s) with Amy. I cannot say anything beyond that...I doubt if I will be myself for a while, and during the viewing of this DVD as a Whole, I had to stop many times and smoke a joint to even myself out...
The 1 on 1 sex scenes, Amy's and the other girls', I was able to watch, but the blow bangs required effort on my part simply because that is not my thing. The abject depravity of Sasha Knox, who was Amy's cleanup girl, left me psychologically scarred, to be perfectly honest. That can be construed as a 'good' thing if you are a fan of Sasha's or of blow bangs and the role of the cleanup girl...Until the other day, I thought I might actually want to meet and hang out with Sasha at Erotica LA in a couple weeks, but now I am really quite intimidated, even afraid...
There really is not anything negative to be said about this DVD that would not be splitting hairs or completely pointless nit picking, because, even if 90% of it was absolute shit, and the other 10% was the Amy Reid scene, you would STILL have to see it for that reason alone.
I agreed to review this DVD for Brandon after his recent penalty phase here at XPT...He and I had started fighting via Private Messages after the infamous Memorial Day Weekend Scat Picture was posted. I felt partially responsible for his temporary ban, and realized that I really didnt have anything against the man that was worth this amount of negative energy. The fact is, I find some of Brandon's work to be pretty good porn ... BD 8 is actually the best of his stuff I have seen to date, for the reasons I have stated above. Since watching Porn is a continuous downward spiral of needing more and more, and greater and greater stimulation and depravity, and it is a constant "What have you done for me / what have I jerked of to lately" situation, BD 8 is (this week's anyway) answer...Amy Reid will be filed in your Brain's PORN File near the top once you view her scene(s)...
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