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#172827 - 06/10/06 11:05 AM Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
Walter E. Kurtz Offline
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Registered: 06/06/06
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It has been a Long time since I actually had a porn DVD in my hands, since the last couple years any porn I have watched was on or from the internet. I received a copy of BD 8 from Brandon on 06/04/06, and it took me 5 days to watch and get through all the scenes in order to be able to write anything about it...as to whether this DVD is any good and delivers what it promises, I will first state that the little corner of my mind that was heretofore uncorrupted and still had memories of the circus when I was 10, and my First baseball game at Fenway Park, has been erased. I now have "Mad Porn Disease..." Furthermore, if you are a serious porn fan that wants details like whether any of the girls got cum in their ears or nostrils, or whether I jerked off 6 times before the third scene, this review is not for you.

BD 8 MOST definitely delivers what it promises, but there is a problematic issue with what Brandon has shot that I am going to try and explain. The star of this video, Amy Reid, and the entire opening scene with her, completely steals the show/thunder/mojo from the rest of the video. She is that hott...illustrating how COMPLETELY unfair life is, this woman somehow was born with and does possess what I consider the most watchable body having sex I have ever seen. It is both stunning, and almost ruinous, because after watching Amy Reid in her 1 on 1, and then her blow bang with Sasha Knox, her spectacle and performance is so mind searingly hott, there is nowhere to go but down. The best you can hope for is to break even from that point forward...

THIS IS NOT to say the other two scenes, with Mia Bang, Jada Fire and Hillary Scott in one, and Annette Schwarz in the other, are not good. They are in fact very good, and very funny/entertaining scenes in and of themselves: Jada Fire is an absolute trip, and listening to her talk Smack to the male performers while she gets blasted in the face is pretty funny, and the scenes with Annette are of such quality and intensity that, were it not for Amy Reid's performance, I'd be blabbering about her right now. Annette's German accent lends itself to both humor and sexual heat in her scene. Brandon's use of the "Sexual Predator" theme in Annette's scene is actually pretty funny and comes off well in the scheme of things. These two scenes deserve to be watched, but I seriously doubt you will get to them the first four or five times you watch this DVD because of the opening scene...

Amy somehow is able to project a type of controlled lust that combines with her flawless body to present a very hott spectacle. She does not moan and shriek and spew out rapid fire dialogue with exaggerated grunts or fake orgasmic cries...she talks and expresses herself with a tone of voice that allows you to actually understand what she is saying/thinking and yet also convey a sense that she is into what is happening. But her body is insane...not just the huge natural tits, but the whole package.

Simply put, in my opinion, this movie, BD 8, needs to be watched because of Amy Reid. I am not a fan of Blow Bangs or Bukkakes, and Brandon's previous releases should assure that BD 8 will have all the usual elements and qualities that fans of this series have come to expect. But what sets apart BD 8 from the rest of the Series, and what makes BD 8 worth getting if you are interested in getting it, is the scene(s) with Amy. I cannot say anything beyond that...I doubt if I will be myself for a while, and during the viewing of this DVD as a Whole, I had to stop many times and smoke a joint to even myself out...

The 1 on 1 sex scenes, Amy's and the other girls', I was able to watch, but the blow bangs required effort on my part simply because that is not my thing. The abject depravity of Sasha Knox, who was Amy's cleanup girl, left me psychologically scarred, to be perfectly honest. That can be construed as a 'good' thing if you are a fan of Sasha's or of blow bangs and the role of the cleanup girl...Until the other day, I thought I might actually want to meet and hang out with Sasha at Erotica LA in a couple weeks, but now I am really quite intimidated, even afraid...

There really is not anything negative to be said about this DVD that would not be splitting hairs or completely pointless nit picking, because, even if 90% of it was absolute shit, and the other 10% was the Amy Reid scene, you would STILL have to see it for that reason alone.

I agreed to review this DVD for Brandon after his recent penalty phase here at XPT...He and I had started fighting via Private Messages after the infamous Memorial Day Weekend Scat Picture was posted. I felt partially responsible for his temporary ban, and realized that I really didnt have anything against the man that was worth this amount of negative energy. The fact is, I find some of Brandon's work to be pretty good porn ... BD 8 is actually the best of his stuff I have seen to date, for the reasons I have stated above. Since watching Porn is a continuous downward spiral of needing more and more, and greater and greater stimulation and depravity, and it is a constant "What have you done for me / what have I jerked of to lately" situation, BD 8 is (this week's anyway) answer...Amy Reid will be filed in your Brain's PORN File near the top once you view her scene(s)...

~~~radio static~~~ "PBR STREETGANG, This is Almighty....over..." ~~~radio static~~~
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#172828 - 06/10/06 05:39 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD
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We must throatfucked them, we must gangbang them, we must cumfart cocktail them. Young woman after young woman, graduating class after graduating class, generation after generation...and they call me a "pervert". What do you call it when the pornographers accuse the "perverts"? Oh I do hatwe them. Oh how I hate them. Fucking nabobs. There is nothing I hate more than the stench of lies.
You remember the part about the "pile of little arms" and how he admired the morally disciplined sense of purpose of the men who did it? How they massacre but at the same tim e family men "filled with love"? there's an anology riff somebody coulkd do there probably. I can't though. "There they were. A pile of....little arms."

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#172829 - 06/10/06 08:29 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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I momentarily did hear "Ride of the Valkyries" during one of the splooge sequences...
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#172830 - 06/11/06 01:01 AM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Thanks for the honest and thorough review. Glad you enjoyed the movie as a whole and Amy Ried in particular. I think you will find Karina Kay's scene in Baker's Dozen #9 off the charts, too. She and Manuel Ferrara had great chemistry that day. Apologies to everyone who is offended by pics of naked girls. There are a few, I know...



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#172831 - 06/11/06 06:39 AM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD
Lord Asmus Offline
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Registered: 07/12/04
Posts: 334
Loc: Germany
First of all I have to say: Thank you Brandon for sending me a copy of this nice movie! I was very happy getting it so quick.

I really like Amy Reid. It´s no question: This girl has absolute wonderful boobs and a perfect ass. It´s fantastic to watch her when she goes upstairs and crawls on the floor, what an ass! When she climbed onto Brandon after giving him very good bj´s & asslicking she understands to fuck him with high energy and much endurance.
I´m sure here nice little cunt must have a strong grip!
After all this sucking and fucking and asslicking action Brandon decorates her mouth and chin with a decent load. I believe if he didn´t jerk off before the shooting he wouldn´t be able to hold back his load very long facing such a cutie.
The bukkake scene with her and the boys and the gorgeous, good humored Sasha Knox was formidable!
Sasha has such a friendly and likeable charisma and she obiously enjoyed the cocksucking and the following sperm battle as much as I enjoyed watching these two ladies cheek to cheek waiting for their love juices. Sasha did a better job in the bukkake scene than Amy IMO. She was more enthusiastic and amused when the loads were fired onto their faces. She urged the fuckers on and demanded the cum from them. I love Sasha. Amy even complained because she got sperm into her eyes.. Sasha told her: 'Don´t worry! We get it clean!'. Then she licked her clean. Sasha is so nasty and even looks so innocent!

The scene with Mia Bangg and Jada Fire was very good also.
These two girls have fantastic big butts and it´s a delight to watch them showing up.
I´m not absolute sure, but Jada's boobs seem to be filled out with silicone latterly. They are lookin some kind of unshaped and quadratic, but maybe I´m mistaken. In this threesome scene Mia and Jada gave the guy a really good sucking and fucking before he is going to paste her amicable faces. This scene has some perfect camera angles and various delectable positions (cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, anal, ATM, cock- and ballsucking, double bj and much more).
The subsequent gangbang- & bukkake action in the garden is marvellous. Hillary Scott joins the scene as a warm up-, stiffen up-assistant. She doesn´t participate in the fuckfest, but makes sure none of the cocks will flag during the pauses. After the bukkake (Mia and Jada apparently enjoyed it and Jada squeeled with glee) Hillary carefully cleaned up their faces and devoured all the cum. Good girl!

The last scene with Annette (I still know her from my GGG-time) is just incredible.
It´s nearly impossible to describe the pleasure I felt watching her worldchampionship deepthroating and face fucking skills. She swallows down Brandons prick like nothing as far as it will go, and he really fucked her merciless in all her holes. The facefucking scenes are lovely and well worth seeing! This exactly is what Annette needs so badly.

The bukkake scene with more than 20 loads, coating her face over and over with downright monsterloads, make her knob look like a vanilla pudding. She did the clean up by herself and Annette gorged every dash of her pudding that she wiped off her face into her greedy mouth.

The Bonus Scene is fantastic. Hailey Young! What a beautiful, shameless and spermy-minded woman. I love her dirty talking! She is really into this bukkake stuff.
I cannot get enough of her!

I´m sure Brandon & all the other performers will love to remember the shooting with Annette. I hope she will not be the only german cumslut who will participate in a Brandon Iron movie.

Thank you Brandon & particularly thank you Annette!
I always loved GGG and I always will remember Betty, my personal cum goddess. But now: You are coming close to her you dirty little cumslut! Keep on sucking, facefucking and eating sperm like a horse.


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#172832 - 06/11/06 01:07 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD
cumalloverher Offline
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After all this sucking and fucking and asslicking action Brandon decorates her mouth and chin with a decent load. I believe if he didn´t jerk off before the shooting he wouldn´t be able to hold back his load very long facing such a cutie.





The jury still being out on Brandin in that regard, I think it's inappropriate for you to make such a confident supposition as that.


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#172833 - 06/11/06 01:19 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD
cumalloverher Offline
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I was in The 'Nam, Das Burghler. Didn't know that did you?

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#172834 - 06/11/06 01:44 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I was in The 'Nam, Das Burghler. Didn't know that did you?







No I did not but maybe you can answer me this: My daddy was in the nam, and he dont want to talk about it...in fact I even speculate that Da Burglar's "situation" may be the result of my daddy's flying around in a c-130 carrying Agent Orange (the defoliant, not the Drink) all over the fucking place. So let me ask you this: Were there really hot vietnamese chicks hanging around the cities going up to you and sayin "Oh me so horrrrneee, me love you long time..."? Or did 2 Live Crew really have a true stroke of Genius? :bonzocream:


ON TOPIC: Baker's Dozen 8 has a shitload of footage, and the video quality is amazing...my 40" plasma was a little too "alive" with the action and I had to sit further back AWAY from the screen than usual...must have been all the pot.


Edited to Add:

Yeah, the trailer for Baker's Dozen 9 seemed to bear out what Brandon posted above...Karina Kay's scene at first glance does appear to be insane...

:bananafannafofannacream:
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#172835 - 06/11/06 02:00 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
that hooker is fully-adorable.
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#172836 - 06/12/06 11:56 AM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
kneegrow Offline
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Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 127
Loc: Canada
This movie is good but I am getting tired of Hailey Young and Hillary Scott cameos in each volume. It needs to be mixed up a bit to keep my interest! Although I must say, the Karina Kay scene in the upcoming edition looks promising from the teaser at the end of the video. Keep up the good work, Brandon.

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#172837 - 06/12/06 01:53 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
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So should Hailey and Hillary do a cage match to see who gets to go on the next volume?

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#172838 - 06/12/06 08:59 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
faceblaster Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Only if Sasha is the judge.
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#172839 - 06/13/06 01:58 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
kneegrow Offline
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Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 127
Loc: Canada
I would prefer if you brought them into the newly reformed ECW wrasslin' league to fight with weapons like buffet tables, folding chairs and ladders. Actually, who am I kidding? You could always entertain the idea of not using them in the upcoming Baker's Dozen movies to avoid needless repetition.

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#172840 - 06/13/06 03:49 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Hmmmm....good point. I do like to have the best, though. We'll see who has potential.

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#172841 - 06/14/06 08:17 AM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
kneegrow Offline
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Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 127
Loc: Canada
Best = Disgusting and Willing

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#172842 - 06/15/06 01:41 AM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Sasha Knox is showing great potential. She is the furthest thing from disgusting that I can imagine. She excelled in her tryout in Baker's Dozen #8 and will gain full admission to the club in an upcoming volume.

Anyone else?

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#172843 - 06/15/06 08:42 AM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD
Da Burglar Offline
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Sasha Knox is showing great potential. She is the furthest thing from disgusting that I can imagine. She excelled in her tryout in Baker's Dozen #8 and will gain full admission to the club in an upcoming volume.

Anyone else?




Yes, despite my "fear"of Sasha and her depravity that I alluded to in the review above, she does hold out a lot of potential for perverts who get off on this kinda stuff. Not exactly the kind of cum-guzzling starlet I'd bring home to Grandma Da Burglar, but still...
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#172844 - 06/15/06 11:15 AM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
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This movie is good but I am getting tired of Hailey Young and Hillary Scott cameos in each volume. It needs to be mixed up a bit to keep my interest! Although I must say, the Karina Kay scene in the upcoming edition looks promising from the teaser at the end of the video. Keep up the good work, Brandon.




Maybe Ron Jeremy could make a cameo instead

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#172845 - 06/15/06 11:51 AM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Great Anetta Shwarz scene.

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#172846 - 06/15/06 07:24 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
thorca Offline
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Registered: 12/29/05
Posts: 6
NEVER enough Hailey Young! Have her in EVERY volume!

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#172847 - 06/16/06 07:19 PM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Volume 9 will be edited soon.
Karina Kay leads the pack by single-handedly taking down Manuel Ferrara before going solo against 22 guys. It's a face bath of extraordinary proportions.

Brianna Love goes one on one with me before taking on over a dozen dudes.

There will be a special preview of a new swallowing site launching this month from Braincash. It's based on A Good Source of Iron but will have exclusive content, too. You get the first scene which will be the site's first update.

Enjoy. Some good things are happening.

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#172848 - 07/04/06 08:20 AM Re: Bakers Dozen 8: I now have Porn version of MAD Cow
cumeyer Offline
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when volume 9 will be release?

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