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#170615 - 05/31/06 04:03 PM MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from cum
Da Burglar Offline
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Another amazing and candid interview, this time from Mia Rose. Seriously, she has been winning peoples' heads (little one and Big one) since she started posting here...check her answers out, if you are not at least a little aroused by her responses, chances are you are late for your burial. Christ I hope she stays here at xpt indefinitely...and just avoids fucking Trannies for as long as financially possible. Her honest answer about "Spitting vs Swallowing" is truly admirable...most porn chicks would go with the yearbook answer and say "Ohhh I LOVE to swallow, ALWAYS! I love it, I am Addicted to CUM!" Give MIA props for being Honest...

"10 Questions with Da Burglar" -- Mia Rose Edition


1) Mia, you are still fairly new to the industry but, if you met a guy, say someone like me, Da Burglar, who had not yet seen any of your porn movies or scenes, which movie/scene would you suggest as the one you are most PROUD of as being the BEST Scene/Movie
you have shot to date? What made this one so
great/awesome in your opinion?

A.) Honestly, I would have to say my scenes with Erik Everhard for Evil Angel... I would tell you "random man" to watch out for "This Butts for You 2", Its a HOT HOT HOT HOT intense time! It was my only anal scene. Alot of Vag, alot of A, A lot of my super man sick stripper skills for a tease! I think I am remeniscing now... ::sigh :: The good times.

OH, and "BombShell Butts" boxcover, Vince Voyeur's company, don't know when it comes out, but a B/B/G that was STUNNING... almost made 'em get a boner...

2) It's sometimes easy to tell with some female performers that they are getting off in their scenes/movies based on tell-tale physical signs like their "toes curling", or the girl's white knuckle gripping on the sheets, or the contraction of their vaginas or lower abdominal (tummy) muscles just above their pussy...what is an easy way for your fans to tell when you are TRULY aroused and into a scene (i.e.
what are Mia's tell-tale signs that she is loving what is going on with her in a scene?)

a.) Well... ITs EXTREMELY hard to make me orgasm clitoraly. But I have found a tongue that can do it! But thats a surprise. "Up coming movie it was the most internse feeling ever! My whole body felt like it was in a swiming pool of E ....", only way I can describe it. I am pretty much penatration only "internal orgasm" and a Squirter most of the time. I'm nothing like Ms. Flower, but I get a REAL REAL stupid look on my face... "the I just got kicked in the nuts face that guys make" lol.

ALSO! When I know that the guy I'm fucking is about to blow, I cum in a second! It turns me on ALOT to know your turned on ... ::meow ::

3) Rank in order of importance (1 being the most important, 2 the next most, etc) the qualities you find MOST important in a man as a potential mate/partner:

Looks: 6
Intelligence: 2
Foot Massage Ability:1
Dick Size: 3
Sense of Humor: 4
Ability to Give Oral Sex to a Woman: 10
Love for his Mother:9
Concern for the Environment: 7
Cooking Ability: 9
Money/Financial Situation: 5
How nice a car or wheelchair he drives: 8

4) Describe briefly your idea/ideal of the perfect "date" with a guy...

Holy shit I don't even remember what a date is like! I have been single for 2 1/2 going on 3 years in July. Every "date" turned into fucking before dinner.... "Hi, I'm Mia. Those are my panties on the floor. Nice to meet you" ... I'm ok without the "proper" dates.

5) Once you are no longer performing in Porn Scenes, What will you be doing to make a living/support yourself? Will you EVER get married Mia, and if so, are you more likely to Marry for Love or Money? More likely to marry a man Older than you, or the same age/slightly younger than you? Do you prefer older men or guys near your age?

A.) I don't know what love is. I am too young. And I have money. So ... I will probally remain single ... until maybe one day I find someone good. I couldn't tell you why I would marry the poor bastard.... I hate being tied down.,.. Just call me a dove... Or a hawk. Yea, a hawk, way cooler.

:: gags :: But IF it does happen, he will be older. A LOT older. I like 30s early 40s

I want to stay in the industry when I am done preforming. Hopefuly as a photographer. Nothing says I love beauty like cum shot in the eye, and getting it in a picture ... lol. No really though ... I love taking pictures. I call myself a "closet photographer" I'm still learning. But learned from the best. : )

6) Ok Mia....what do you think of the practice of DONKEY PUNCHING? Have you ever been Donkey Punched, or do you plan on making a Donkey Punch Video?

A) ::grabs pop corn and Corona:: I LOVE watching shit like that! As far as participating...? Gimme a few shots of 181 and I'm ready for just about ant thing ... I'm open sexually .. "HELL, gimme a strap on and I'll donkey punch a guy!" har har!

7) What was the LAST thing you did to help someone out where you didnt receive or expect something in return? It could be anything, such as taking a sick friend to the doctor, sitting up all night with a friend over a breakup, volunteering to work with crippled or retarded kids, donating blood, etc. And what was the most recent KIND Deed done to you by someone else?

A) I was just thinking about this when I was washing my car this morning ... I was thinking "should I open a seprate account for all the money I give to people who are homeless and hungry, good bless?" Geez, I am such a fucking softie to that shit cause I was homeless for a year. At a very young age. So I know it sucks, but I also know, they arent all hungry.

AND THEN! This young black guy comes up to my car asking if I would sign up to buy BET magazine to help him go to college. "Only 21 $ for 12 issues" ... I gave him a $20, said keep the fucking mag. KARMA! I am a true fucking beliver in it... ::looks at watch:: When is it my turn?

8) More info about Mia Rose:

**What/Who is Mia's Favorite**

MUSIC BAND: At the Moment, no band... just been listening to ALOT of White Zombie and the "nip Tuck" soundtrack... FUCK YES!

Amusement Park Ride: I haven't been to many parks... Not even DisneyLand. "Monstar and I are going soon!" SO FUCK YEA! Untill I go on the Dumbo ride, I say Top Gun for sure. "Roger forty niner, we are coming in for a smooooth landing" "over"

Men's Fragrance: Sweat... "not BO, but sweat" dear god... Long day at work honnie? Lemme get that far you. Second would be "happy"

Sports Team: ummm... I don't have one sooo this is for you mom: "FUCK YEA WORLD CUP! GO GERMANY" as she would say ... ::rolls eyes:: U gotta love the German parents.

Holiday: Secretary day ... " I can't spell I know, and I was trying to be different" but really, I like "Dress up like a slut and its ok Day", aka Halloween

City: Woodland hills ... No joke. I love it here.

Sexual Position: all .... for real homie...lol Hottest thing is RIPPING off my clothes when its unexpected and just fucking me. Don't ask me ... Just take it! YEA! Oh shit... I'm not working today and I am thinking abou sex too much. ::looks at phone for booty call::

Size of Cock: Depends on my mood I like anywhere from MArkus London to Micheal Stefano ...

Mainstream Actor and Actress: What's main stream?? lol j/k geeez... Anthony Hopkins, Morgan Freeman, Mel Gibson, Sean Connery..

Drink or Brand of Beer: New castle, Seirra Nevada Pale Ale, that german one that I couldn't even begin to spell...lol


**Preferences and Peeves**

Preference for Having sex with lights on or off (and why?): I like them both... surprise me... like fuck me with the lights on then donkey punch me ... Lights out.... HA! bad joke again ... Either is fine... I prefer dim ... Candles... "thats my romantic side" gar!

Do you prefer "69" for Oral Sex or just "one at a time"?: Just oral on the guy. Small mouth of mine looks like a bad idea but really = AMAZING oral.

Spit or Swallow?: spit honestly ... cum gives me heart burn, no joke! *** Answer of the year so far...***

Favorite room of the House to Have sex: I call it my Refuge ... my sanctuary ... my room is a haven ... EVERYONE would like to have sex in here .... my favorite ... I have everything in here, counter, chair, floor, bed, Ceiling ... lol

What will turn you ON the fastest (in general, could be ANYTHING)?:

A) Brief sweat smell .... :: drool ::

What will turn you OFF the fastest?:

A) holding my nose in your armpit ... ::puke:: lol. Talking about yourself too much ... "Hi I'm <insert name>, lets talk about...me...! Oh god that was fun! Soooo more about me?

What bothers you more, a man who picks his nose, drinking out of the milk carton or leaving the toilet seat up?

A) Toilet seat! I will KILL a man for leaving that up ... My house, my toilet seat damnit! ::gets in karate cjop position::

9a) Since the main purpose of Porn, Mia, is to help people (in particular MEN) jerk off more easily and pleasurably, you no doubt realize that the porn you have and will make is going to be used to that purpose. How does that make you feel, knowing that thousands of men around the world could be, at any given moment jerking off while watching your movies?

A) It feels nice.. I would rather watch tho. I love watching guys jack off.... Intruges me... I want to know whos jack off to me and get a list so I can call and ask for a vid... Its a fair trade if youi ask me...


9b) Do you have any sexual fantasies and if so, tell us one or two...

A) Sex on a church pew.... saying "FUCK YES! GOD YOU ARE GOOD!" Stupid but I want it...lol. Also, rape/stranger fantasy thing... I do the stranger thing alot, but rape fantasy? JUST A FANTASY... please don't get all crazy. ::sticks out tongue::

9c) If I Da Burglar wanted to take you out on a date, describe what would be the perfect evening that would give me the MAXIMUM chance for having you bang my crippled ass when the evening was over?

A) Baseball game, hotdogs and a beer... You know it baby... oh and a test.

(Da Burglar, too himself..."Test?")

10) Is there anything that you have been asked to do, or might be asked in the future to do in a porn scene that you are currently fearful, or NOT comfortable or looking forward to doing again? For instance, take cumfart cocktails, a current series put out by Redlight District, whereby you may be called upon to either have several loads of cum shot up into your ass, then fart it into another chick's mouth, OR where you have to be the "Cum Fartee" instead of the "Farter" and have the cum farted into your mouth? What do you think of that?
A) If it happens it happens. I go to do the scene they want me for ... if I am feeling the talent, more is GOING to happen. It has before ... ::dirty daydreams:: ahh I just don't want to do chicks ... For a very LONG while ... as I said I'm open... WIDE..


***Bonus "Stick it up Da Burglar's Ass Question": What would you like to Ask Da Burglar? Anything goes....I have to answer honestly.

A) I don't wanna sound like a bitch... but I am just wondering... Does not having use of your legs make sex hard?

Da Burglar Replies: Check your private e-mail ....
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#170616 - 05/31/06 05:06 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from cum
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
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Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
I need pics dammit!

I haven't felt this way ( ) on xpt since GJ started posting here.

Yeah Mia, I got Rolaids for you baby.
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#170617 - 05/31/06 05:15 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I need pics dammit!

I haven't felt this way ( ) on xpt since GJ started posting here.

Yeah Mia, I got Rolaids for you baby.




2Cums baby, it's cool. Mia and I have become online friends, so I'm sure she wouldn't mind sharing your love.

Mia, 2Cums is a solid guy with lots of love. We're talking LOADS of devotion, so get ready! Mia, you're gorgeous and make great smut, but it's how you've fit right in the xpt crew that really does it for me- plus you like Nip/Tuck.
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#170618 - 05/31/06 07:18 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Oh thanks you guys. I get this warm sickih but good? Feeling...lol. j.k Thank you. GJWe shall be moving our "thing" to the next level soon don't you think? For the love of fat women growing on couches!

Cum seriously gives me some mean heartburn... Who was the idiot who said "Spiting is wasting" If it gets the chance to come out its alllllll good.

Cums... GJ... I less than three you guys too.... <3
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#170619 - 05/31/06 07:34 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Cums... GJ... I less than three you guys too.... <3





That's crazy myspacelish for 'I (heart) you.'

See, Mia, this is why you need to start doing chicks. When it comes time for the pop in a B/G/G, the girl that's a total cum slut can take the hit for you or at least suck it out of your purty mouth.
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#170620 - 05/31/06 07:38 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
HAHA! Well I promise you will e the first girl to know when I start.. ACtually I just did an interveiw with Carlos for AVN and mentioned you would be my first girl... hmmm....Aww... Its like in 3 rd grade where you kick the guy inthe nuts ti say I like you all over again!
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#170621 - 05/31/06 07:48 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Wow... I just read my post. I really need to slow down my typing. I get overly excited and miss just about every letter... Heres a pic of my leapord airbrush I wore for Rouge. I don't think I have posted it?


Attachments
163335-mias camara 169.jpg (264 downloads)

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#170622 - 06/04/06 12:04 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Y-T Offline
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Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
You are DAMN fine. You get your face changed and I am going to smack it back into shape. Smack it with my cock that is.


Would you like a cum and pepto cocktail?

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#170623 - 06/04/06 01:23 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days

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#170624 - 06/04/06 03:52 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
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HAHA! Well I promise you will e the first girl to know when I start.. ACtually I just did an interveiw with Carlos for AVN and mentioned you would be my first girl... hmmm....Aww... Its like in 3 rd grade where you kick the guy inthe nuts ti say I like you all over again!




Hmmm, well, i just booked your sister to come on out to NY for a weekend, when you are ready to get down with gia let me know, that would be a great shoot. Gia, you convince her and i will put your ass back on the plane to tear up NYC all over again
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#170625 - 06/04/06 01:37 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
HOW EXCITING! I have never been to Ny... Does this mean in the City?? :: dances ::

Hmmm, well, i just booked your sister to come on out to NY for a weekend
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#170626 - 06/07/06 04:24 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
A little bird just told me that Mia is going to be on Jenna's American Sex Star...

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#170627 - 06/07/06 05:25 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
:: grabs sniper rifle ::: Tweet tweet... come here birdy...lol
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#170628 - 06/09/06 05:35 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Ok sluts and pig fuckers... I'm going to get my nose chapped off. Thankfuly... Thanks Burg baby... Your support for this is needed. ; )
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#170629 - 06/09/06 07:28 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Cumwhipper Offline
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Registered: 08/13/04
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Quote:

Ok sluts and pig fuckers... I'm going to get my nose chapped off. Thankfuly... Thanks Burg baby... Your support for this is needed. ; )


Good Luck Mia!

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#170630 - 06/09/06 09:18 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ok sluts and pig fuckers... I'm going to get my nose chapped off. Thankfuly... Thanks Burg baby... Your support for this is needed. ; )





Yeah, as Bornyo once called me "Da Quixote", I am always trying to save that which should not be saved, and support that which is actually untenable on Moral Grounds. The fact is Mia clearly states in her myspace message(s) and Bulletins that her Nose "has got to go" and she specifically asked people to NOT send her messages saying things like "Oh, you are beautiful as you are! Your nose is fine, blah blah blah..."

Of course, we all know that Mia was stunning AS is (or judging by the time and her surgery this morning) as "was"...I mean, is there any dude alive ANYWHERE with a functioning Penis and Heterosexual Urges who would NOT Fuck Mia With her pre-nose job nose?

That being said, since it is now a fait accompli, let us rejoice with Mia and her brand new bouncing baby Nose

...No doubt with her overall, non-nose related growing popularity, Mia will be showcasing her new proboscis covered in splooge in films like Bakers Dozen, Glazed and Confused and Cum Snorting Addicts
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#170631 - 06/09/06 11:20 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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I support her 100%. I hope she used a great surgeon.

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#170632 - 06/09/06 01:19 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
Quote:

is there any dude alive ANYWHERE with a functioning Penis and Heterosexual Urges who would NOT Fuck Mia With her pre-nose job nose?



I would, for enough money.
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#170633 - 06/09/06 01:31 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

is there any dude alive ANYWHERE with a functioning Penis and Heterosexual Urges who would NOT Fuck Mia With her pre-nose job nose?



I would, for enough money.




Now you just need a functioning penis and you're all set.
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#170634 - 06/14/06 12:05 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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Registered: 02/20/06
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Quote:

Quote:

is there any dude alive ANYWHERE with a functioning Penis and Heterosexual Urges who would NOT Fuck Mia With her pre-nose job nose?



I would, for enough money.




You can borrow the one I keep on my night stand. ; )
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#170635 - 06/14/06 12:28 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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you're the , not me
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#170636 - 06/14/06 02:29 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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and I will wear the fairy wrist with pride my dear friend...
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#170637 - 06/14/06 09:31 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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you're the , not me



This guy can't be for real...
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#170638 - 06/14/06 10:46 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
Quote:

This guy can't be for real...



the first step is admitting you're a canadian
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#170639 - 06/14/06 10:53 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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Quote:

Quote:

This guy can't be for real...



the first step is admitting you're a canadian




Alaskan. I am from Alaska. fun fact number 1. Fun fact number 2.... The best fuck I have ever had in my life is From Canada. I think you might know him.... But maybe you out shine him. Erik Everhard. Fucking Canadian men.... wowza. fairyforhire, you should take notes on some of his stuff... Eriks cock = sheer greatness, aka GODLY. VS FairyForHire whom can't keep his cock sucker shut = COCKroach. "I put cock in your name be happy" Ugly little bastards who never seem to die.
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#170640 - 06/14/06 11:05 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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Registered: 08/06/05
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mia,

1. I was calling Lance a , not you.

2. I've never heard of Erik and I'd never heard of you before your misguided dyke self contributed to my stalker's self-aggrandizing delusions.

3. All I know is I entered this thread to answer the question posed by da burgler and all of a sudden you're ranting about penis
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#170641 - 06/14/06 11:18 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

Quote:

This guy can't be for real...



the first step is admitting you're a canadian



1.) You should be so lucky,
2.) As for Erik I'm proud to say I work for the same people who he got his start with. Nice guy too.
3.) Any luck with that portfolio yet?
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#170642 - 06/14/06 11:22 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Yea, I ahven't been layed in like 2 days.... Penis comes to mind ALOT... You know where I'm coming from fairyboy...

Its Called a reply... you seem to do it seemly well tthroughout the res of the forums. Why so HARD to understand when someone else does it? Penis Penis penis penis

heres more on... penis. Small penis like yours. Yes I will be random. Why? Because thats the way it works. Damn it feels good to be a gansta:)
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#170643 - 06/14/06 11:22 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
pornactorforhire Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
Quote:

Mia cries to PornActorForHire:
Penis Penis penis penis... sheer greatness





Quote:

Lance says:
3.) Any luck with that portfolio yet?



Yes.

Quote:

2.) ... I'm proud to say I work for....



I don't.

Quote:

1.) You should be so lucky,



Truth hurts, .
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#170644 - 06/14/06 11:28 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
contestant: "I'll take Famous Cock-Sockets for $1000 Alex"

Alex: "A delusional man who makes $5 a pop in public restrooms"

contestant: "Who is pornactorforhire?"

Alex: "that's correct for a $1000"

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#170645 - 06/14/06 11:30 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Quote:

contestant: "I'll take Famous Cock-Sockets for $1000 Alex"

Alex: "A delusional man who makes $5 a pop in public restrooms"



contestant: "Who is pornactorforhire?"

Alex: "that's correct for a $1000"




:: checks with judges :: no no, We're sorry, thats, Who is FairyActorHire. Go again
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#170646 - 06/14/06 11:34 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
pornactorforhire Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
Quote:

Mia says:
Fairy



Cry it out, misguided dyke.

Quote:

have2cit says:
delusional man who makes $5 a pop in public restrooms



But everyone already new you were a gay-fantasy-obsessed alcoholic
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#170647 - 06/14/06 11:35 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

No time for delusional cock-sockets today.



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#170648 - 06/14/06 11:36 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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#170649 - 06/14/06 11:43 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

Mia cries to PornActorForHire:
Penis Penis penis penis... sheer greatness





Quote:

Lance the canadian says:
3.) Any luck with that portfolio yet?



Yes.

Quote:

2.) ... I'm proud to say I work for....



I don't.

Quote:

1.) You should be so lucky,



Truth hurts.






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your act was tired before it started.
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#170650 - 06/14/06 11:58 AM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
FAIRYFORHIRE!!!!



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#170651 - 06/14/06 12:06 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
pornactorforhire Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
dykes calling straight guys gay.. is it or just plain
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#170652 - 06/14/06 12:09 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

drug-addled delusional dykes calling straight guys gay.. is it or just plain




Quote:

No time for delusional cock-sockets today.



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#170653 - 06/14/06 12:35 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
pornactorforhire Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
Quote:

No time



no one asked you for the time, impotent chump
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#170654 - 06/14/06 12:38 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

no one asked you for the time, you alcoholic, impotent chump




Quote:

No time for delusional cock-sockets today.



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#170655 - 06/14/06 12:52 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
congrats on ruining yet ANOTHER thread...
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#170656 - 06/14/06 01:00 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

congrats on ruining yet ANOTHER thread...




you're right let's get this thread back on track





and talk about your ass

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#170657 - 06/14/06 01:03 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

congrats on ruining yet ANOTHER thread...




i wouldn't worry about it. there seems to be a "mia rose" thread in every forum.
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#170658 - 06/14/06 01:05 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
pornactorforhire Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
Quote:

congrats on ruining yet ANOTHER thread...



congrats on making a mess in your own thread by calling me gay, dyke

And I need to clarify, I love many Canadians! just not fanboy lance
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#170659 - 06/14/06 01:07 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
It sucks if Mia Rose is a dyke. It's a given pornactorforhire is a fag womanhater.

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#170660 - 06/14/06 01:11 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
pornactorforhire Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
Quote:

fag womanhater.



not at all. you're just jealous that my presence inspired Mia's diatribe about penis.
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#170661 - 06/14/06 01:17 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I just had to post this.



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#170662 - 06/14/06 01:18 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
No, you're just a buzzkill dude.

You've trashed every thread you've posted in. You're humorless, dry and boring. Nothing you've done so far or will ever accomplish in your miserable existence will make me jealous. But I will laugh my ass off when your mugshot shows up on thesmokinggun.com

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#170663 - 06/14/06 01:28 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
pornactorforhire Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
Quote:

You're



Why would I be any different?

Quote:

You've trashed every thread you've posted in.



The one trashing this one is you, you're just another fanboy who's decided to turn threads about me.

Quote:

buzzkill dude.



Your buzz being watching droves of redundant fools express the same gay fantasies about me, but redundancy never was my buzz. You're the humorless, dry and boring one.
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#170664 - 06/14/06 01:53 PM Re: MIA ROSE: Super Hott, but gets heartburn from
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

He's a one trick pony
One trick is all that horse can do
He does one trick only
It's the principal source of his revenue
And when he steps into the spotlight
You can feel the heat of his heart
Come rising through

See how he dances
See how he loops from side to side
See how he prances
The way his hooves just seem to glide
He's just a one trick pony (that's all he is)
But he turns that trick with pride




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