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#165619 - 05/08/06 12:41 AM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Gen, you've turned off your "PM" function, so I'll say it in public...I want to father your children. I guarantee they will be light-haired, creative, multi-lingual leaders, and environmentally aware of the next generation. When you're ready...call me. 
Um... I can't have children because my birth control tells me so...whispers softly in my ear each day at noon. Would Kelly Wells be a worthy back up for you?
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#165622 - 05/08/06 12:50 AM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Noooooooo.......   
I'd like some info on a whore from back in 2004.
The whore from 2004 is in the land of Titty CaCa. 
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#165630 - 05/08/06 01:26 AM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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You Chicken Master have been missing lately... where ya been?
I needed a haircut and brisk walk, you know shooting the breeze with the criminally insane.
The hair getting out of hand like Charles Manson? But I hear ya. Nice to see you make a pit stop. Just don't disappear again without some damage.
Willie... I fear my demon spawns may grow larger than me in my womb after a 50 man creampie. I wouldn't wanna look like that dude in Mexico with an enlarged nut sack. Then I'd have stretch marks... that's like the end of a porn star gone prostitute for $1000 an hour with Pamela Peaks. I can't afford to be a 300$ an hour whore. While other whores need the green backs for their  I need the benji's for my cancerous tumor (labotomy).  
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#165633 - 05/08/06 01:37 AM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
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#165635 - 05/08/06 09:26 AM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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It's probably cheaper to pay for her by the hour than pay for her after marriage. That's true of most women...
I've been out of town.
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#165637 - 05/08/06 10:03 AM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/13/06
Posts: 56
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I wish someone would explain to me wtf happened in this thread? 
Ask Gen she messed it up. lol, I'm only kidding.
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#165638 - 05/08/06 10:09 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Ask Gen she messed it up. lol, I'm only kidding.
What kind of name is freedomfighter? I bet you listen to Sarah McLachlan while you post.
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#165639 - 05/08/06 10:49 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/13/06
Posts: 56
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Ask Gen she messed it up. lol, I'm only kidding.
What kind of name is freedomfighter? I bet you listen to Sarah McLachlan while you post.
Like it? It is a cool name isn't it? Who the hell is Sarah Mclachlan?
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#165641 - 05/08/06 02:12 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 35
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Don't worry about me, man. I'm not the stalker type. I know a bit more about Kelly than many from conversations, but they couldn't get that out of me with leeches and branding irons.
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#165642 - 05/08/06 03:53 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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I wish someone would explain to me wtf happened in this thread?
Ask Gen she messed it up. lol, I'm only kidding.
Nah... wasn't me this time. Willie D did it!!! *points finger* he did the banning and unbanning!!! And THEN we took over LOL. Sorry guys. We should get Kelly Wells to post here. I don't even know how to do that. 
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#165644 - 05/08/06 04:05 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
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Im an admitted huge Kelly Wells fan...no doubt,she is phenominal on screen...would love to sit down with her and pick her brain a bit...but this "KellyWellsRocks" dude is trippin like a 5 year old with size 12 shoes...take it easy pardner...porn is porn, just like this is this.
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#165648 - 05/08/06 04:13 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 35
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That's what it pretty much is. It's also what she knows is marketable and sells. A few months ago her fantasy was fucking Bishop Magic Don Juan when she was heavy into the interracial. Now it's the transgressive lesbian stuff, such as the Lesbian Bukkake. Behind that hype, trust me, is a cool girl who's smart, shy and funny...she just knows how to market herself as well as Muhammad Ali. Right, J?
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#165650 - 05/08/06 04:23 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
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SERPICO!!! You tryin to get me shot mister?!
You know which picture I'm talkin' about, Padover!
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#165651 - 05/08/06 04:25 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 35
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Kelly has it going on, man. Hear me now, believe me later. She is one of the shrewdest women in this business, and knows how to make money while being one of the best actresses around. She should have won Starlet of the Year.
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#165652 - 05/08/06 04:32 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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SERPICO!!! You tryin to get me shot mister?!
You know which picture I'm talkin' about, Padover!
Of course I do!! It's the Italian "Serpico Wine" LOL
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#165654 - 05/08/06 04:49 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 35
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Actually, last I saw she was driving a black Ford Explorer or Suburban, with leather seats, IIRC. And she said it was hers. It was one of those gas-guzzling monsters.
And wasn't it Gia guesstimating Kelly could have made a half a million last year due to sheer number of scenes done?
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#165655 - 05/08/06 04:55 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Actually, last I saw she was driving a black Ford Explorer or Suburban, with leather seats, IIRC. And she said it was hers. It was one of those gas-guzzling monsters.
Did it have spinning rims?
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#165656 - 05/08/06 05:00 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 35
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Honestly? I can't recall. I was paying more attention to the girl than the ride.
Those ground effects always annoy the fuck out of me anyway. I have a Mustang my mechanic's idiot kid keeps telling me to trick out. Nah. Let excellence stand on its own.
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#165657 - 05/08/06 06:26 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
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ummm...she doesnt even own a car my friend, now you think she is Rockefeller.....wait let me guess, you think its so she can put all her money into CD's and money market accounts. i will come up with a comeback for you!
Dude! You gotta be joking...nobody puts liquidity into a time deposit unless the yield curve is inverted! 
Seriously, I checked the Blue Book value of a 1-year old Explorer with average condition/mileage/features, etc...trade in value of around $15M. And I think $500M is overstated, she did around 150 scenes, assume $1800 per defilement = around $270M. Still nice bank, but not a half mil.
Anyway, comparing the SUV to a whore's net worth, I performed the following "back of the envelope" assessment:
Trace elements in body: $7.25
Cash: $25.17
Black market value of corneas: $500 per.
Unconsumed meth: $54.90
Dignity: $0.00
Moral compass: $0.00
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#165658 - 05/08/06 06:35 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 35
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$15M?
Damn, Willie! So much for the Blue Book value on that sucker.
Also, a half million is not $500 mil it's .5 million. Or .270 million for $270,000.
And the value of any human being is priceless. Regardless of what they do.
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#165662 - 05/08/06 06:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
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willie, she doesnt have an explorer.....she has a driver from her agent. 
That sucks, man...what else could she pawn for
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#165663 - 05/08/06 06:48 PM
Re: Marry me, Kelly Wells!
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 35
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Thank you for the finance lesson Alan Greenspan..."M" is Latin for 1,000, $500M = $500,000, $500MM = $5,000,000.
Ah, Latin, Willie...well, here on Earth, in America, we use $500M for $500 million and $500K for $500,000.
Don't you know Latin's a dead language, Wildo? Hell, I use it in my profession and I knew that...
And the last I saw her, she had the Explorer. Could be agents send drivers to ensure the girls are safe, on time, whatever, or could be her S.O. had the vehicle.
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#165664 - 05/08/06 06:50 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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willie, she doesnt have an explorer.....she has a driver from her agent.
That sucks, man...what else could she pawn for
Don't most celebrities have drivers too?
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#165665 - 05/08/06 06:53 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 35
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I think Gen should get a limo!
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