A friend of mine recently suggest some particular porn titles to me and even offered to lend me some dvds. I was a little hesitant proclaiming, "I don't really care for porn anymore pal. The birds aren't lookers anymore and honestly, the stuff just isn't pulling weight. I think I'm growing out of it." Frustrated, he looked at me and began to laugh- though not quite a normal laugh. The sound produced was more like an echo from his bones that rang a shrill spark into the room. I was a little embrassed (for him mostly) but also amazingly intrigued. How does a human make such a sound I sought?
Later we decided to go see a good friend who works at Dreamworks. Upon arriving we were told my friend was out and wouldn't be back in a while but his office was afforded to us. I quickly lept to his computer to which I began to troll the net. Needless to say, after checking my e-mail amongst other websites, I somehow went back to some pornographic websites I frequent. My friend quickly exclaimed "Loop- do you go to Linda Might's Site?" The name was very foreign to me so I did a quick google search while I mumbled "never heard of her."
"Awwww man. You don't know what your missing."
Linda Might happens to be a woman obessed with her clit. It's big... like a dong, and somewhat scary. My friend finds it hilarious, but I find it very disturbing.
Moments later, as we had the contents of this website on the big screen, my friend arrived and, not wanting to make ourselves look like two juvenile kids caught red-handed, we didn't attempt to hide what we were looking at.
"Linda Might eh? I knew you were always a freak loop!"
Me? A freak... come on mate. This stuff doesn't do it for me... honestly it doesn't do shit.
Linda Might Dot Com 
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