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#160771 - 05/22/06 02:15 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I'm in Villagio, the poor side of town. The drag racers havent been here in a couple of years since there was a major sting. I do love how the park across the street now attracts more Mexicans than an immigration march
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#160775 - 05/22/06 10:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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clearly. i missed you cm.
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#160779 - 05/23/06 04:53 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Notice how all the pics I post have girls as the focus.
40 movies and growing...each one a thorn in the side of armchair pornographers Coochie Monster and Jamesn.
In a lot of ways, guys, you are just disgruntled. In others, however, you both just suck the big one.
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#160781 - 05/23/06 12:51 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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#160782 - 05/23/06 01:15 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/23/06
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Which Aubrey is this Addams or Banks ??
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#160783 - 05/23/06 05:00 PM
Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Notice how all the pics I post have girls as the focus.
40 movies and growing...each one a thorn in the side of armchair pornographers Coochie Monster and Jamesn.
In a lot of ways, guys, you are just disgruntled. In others, however, you both just suck the big one.
Whoa Brandon is the King!!!!!!!! 
Unfortunately too big to actually have sex with human females but hey, with a dick like that, who cares? 
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#160785 - 05/23/06 11:21 PM
Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Like geeky little schoolboys goofing around with Photoshop, you cheeky little pranksters sure do get people's dander up!
What next? Fart cushions on seats? Too low tech, I know, but you have to get your cyber jabs in. Have fun, mini-Gates'. Everyone is invited to Coochie's for the Battlestar Gallatica marathon.
I have just as much fun with this as you....only I make a living with movies. I checked out some of the resumes on Monster.com from guys on this board. Apparantly "internet jackass" doesn't prepare you for much other than being El Presidente of a chat board.
Now, having said that, I present you with another gift.
You can thank me later.
Now, granted Ryan was on a date with Amy Ried that night and missed this shoot, but for all the grief you give him, at least he gets to have contact with the whores. Coochie is still reveling in the realistic "flesh" of his Janine doll and pondering which 80s star to have as his next avatar. Tootie or Blair? Arnold or Mr. Drummond? Decision...decisions.....
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#160786 - 05/24/06 12:50 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Like geeky little schoolboys goofing around with Photoshop, you cheeky little pranksters sure do get people's dander up!
What next? Fart cushions on seats? Too low tech, I know, but you have to get your cyber jabs in. Have fun, mini-Gates'. Everyone is invited to Coochie's for the Battlestar Gallatica marathon.
I have just as much fun with this as you....only I make a living with movies. I checked out some of the resumes on Monster.com from guys on this board. Apparantly "internet jackass" doesn't prepare you for much other than being El Presidente of a chat board.
Now, having said that, I present you with another gift.
You can thank me later.
Now, granted Ryan was on a date with Amy Ried that night and missed this shoot, but for all the grief you give him, at least he gets to have contact with the whores. Coochie is still reveling in the realistic "flesh" of his Janine doll and pondering which 80s star to have as his next avatar. Tootie or Blair? Arnold or Mr. Drummond? Decision...decisions.....
Fuck you Brandon! Its a SG1 Marathon, and you promised that you would dress up as Teal'c so fuck you
Honest question though Brandon, has another man's bodily fluids ever touched you before? 
Whats wrong with banging a Janine doll, its the one from the early 90's  By the way, Brandon's got more genital warts than he does hair follicles.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#160787 - 05/24/06 01:29 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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You had me at "Fuck you!" Honestly, just knowing that I possibly made you scowl a la Mr. T (or Mr. TT) makes me smile.
Now, like a good trained pet, I am only going to give you one treat. That's all for now. Go back to your incessant phone voting for Taylor Hicks in American Idol, praying that he will call you back this time. Don't give up, man! Your life can have meaning!
Taylor: "Coochie: Quit asking me what I am wearing! I can't talk dirty to you and Janine tonight, man. I gotta win this Idol thing."
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#160788 - 05/24/06 01:36 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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#160792 - 05/25/06 09:03 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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my auntie said this resembled a sexual assault; thoughts brandon? at least i can see her feet.
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#160793 - 05/25/06 09:32 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Eddie: Yes, it definitely was an assault but none of the guys complained about the voracious cum eating of Aubrey. There is only a crime if someone complains. Crazy Mango: 1) can you post some more pics of Jada Fire covered in cum. I just love black chicks with sperm on their faces. (like Persia in BD # 3) -- Not sure if I have any more handy. You get the idea of what you're going to get with this movie. 2) Any chance to get Gianna in one of the next BD batches ? -- She'd be great, for sure. I am going to be doing more shoots, hopefully, now that www.covermyface.com has been launched. Weekly updates will be the norm instead of putting out BAKER'S DOZEN every few months. Good times! Take a tour of the site and check out the free trailer on the front page. Good stuff, man. Just as good, in my opinion, as www.cohf.com (which is also great). Enjoy.
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#160794 - 05/25/06 11:23 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Brandon any chance on getting Angel Dark, Puma Black or any Euro hotties in Baker's dozen?
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#160798 - 05/26/06 04:40 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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#160799 - 05/26/06 05:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I googled "Coochie Monster" and THIS came back....gross! Coochie, how could you??
You know what man....you are fucked up Brandon. You are in serious need of help...SERIOUS>
This is no longer about you just making good porn (which I actually enjoy a few of your titles)....your tone and overall reaction to the criticism and joking you take here, where you basically accuse the posters who criticize you of being losers who arent out sticking their dicks in every available hole and ridiculously plastering women's faces with semen, is really arrogant and unjustifiably condescending. But this excessive posting of pictures of women with loads on their faces and in their mouths is fucking weird and creepy...like sex addict/pervert creepy. You need help....and this SCAT picture is beyond comprehension. Your need to shock and continuously produce visual stimulation is disturbing and demonic...go see a minister, you need God's help.
I like sex just as much as anyone, but tell me why, after seeing all the chicks from 50 to 1 with loads in their mouths in this thread's pictures, I should go out and buy the flick???
I am definitely NOT jealous of you...personally, when i feel the need, I will go out and hire a beautiful woman for my own private porn movie in my brain...basically like you pay these women to do this shit for you and to you in these movies. And guess what, I am able to hang out and interact with porn chicks on my own accord...primarily by doing exactly the opposite of you, not creeping them out, not being weird and focusing on things other than porn.
GET SOME FUCKING HELP, ASAP.
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#160801 - 05/26/06 06:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Is this the new PXP Poopie line? How many load of shit can you gobble down Brandon? My guess is a lot, you look like shit eating little bastard to me.
"A good source of E-coli", by Brandon "A Bad Source of Porn" Iron
Have2cit, dont ya think its great that Brandon is from Canada? Can you imagine if he was a US citizen and got drafted? What would happen to him, in the army, away from young, desperate, naive, cash strapped dumb American bimbos aged 18-22, unable to satisfy his addiction to jerking off and seeing his semen on the faces of chicks, intermingled with the loads of other creeps and felons. Would he go AWOL or dodge the draft completely?
What does Brandon spend his days thinking about? More importantly, when he meets a young woman for the first time, how long into meeting her do you think it takes for him to imagine her with about 12 loads of cum on her face? I am guessing 73 seconds, TOPS.
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#160802 - 05/26/06 06:13 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Wow! For such a hardcore board, you sure turned squeemish all of a sudden! Relax, it's just a joke...one that offended your delicate sensibilities. Now, others making fun of Gen Padova's cancer was gut-busting, I admit. Some of the other stuff around here such as fat women crushing men. Yeah, that's tasteless. But you're going to be the arbiter of good taste and tell me I've crossed a line....fuck you.
Yes, I love what I do. You don't like what I do. And?? This is still an uncensored board so put your panties back on and go tell yourself you are still going to be fine.
It bothers you to see women with cum in their mouths? This is a porn message board. You are looking at a thread promoting the movie. Am I forcing you to press the keys on your computer or something? I don't get it.
Not to sound funny, but I don't give a shit about what you think about me or my movies. If that's condescending, so be it. I make good porn. After nearly 9 years in the business, I have paid enough dues to know when to say "If you don't like it, go find something else you do like."
Don't dump all over me for turning a sex addiction into a business.
Do you hear me wailing away about your Nazi swastika on your Energizer bunny's drum? I'm not Jewish, but if I was it might get me a little riled. Far be it from me to accuse YOU of being the one that offends. Zieg Heil, you self-righteous fuck.
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#160803 - 05/26/06 06:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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"A good source of E-coli", by Brandon "A Bad Source of Porn" Iron
Have2cit, dont ya think its great that Brandon is from Canada? Can you imagine if he was a US citizen and got drafted? What would happen to him, in the army, away from young, desperate, naive, cash strapped dumb American bimbos aged 18-22, unable to satisfy his addiction to jerking off and seeing his semen on the faces of chicks, intermingled with the loads of other creeps and felons. Would he go AWOL or dodge the draft completely?
What does Brandon spend his days thinking about? More importantly, when he meets a young woman for the first time, how long into meeting her do you think it takes for him to imagine her with about 12 loads of cum on her face? I am guessing 73 seconds, TOPS.
I’m positive that in any military situation Brandon would be crying under the covers after a nightly blanket party ala Private Pyle, I have brought my sock and bar of soap, did you?
Personally I’m waiting for the “Intensities in Tent Cities†he promised to do in Indonesia last year.
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Wow! For such a hardcore board, you sure turned squeemish all of a sudden! Relax, it's just a joke...one that offended your delicate sensibilities. Now, others making fun of Gen Padova's cancer was gut-busting, I admit. Some of the other stuff around here such as fat women crushing men. Yeah, that's tasteless. But you're going to be the arbiter of good taste and tell me I've crossed a line....fuck you.
Yes, I love what I do. You don't like what I do. And?? This is still an uncensored board so put your panties back on and go tell yourself you are still going to be fine.
It bothers you to see women with cum in their mouths? This is a porn message board. You are looking at a thread promoting the movie. Am I forcing you to press the keys on your computer or something? I don't get it.
Not to sound funny, but I don't give a shit about what you think about me or my movies.
I’ve seen pictures of smartt’s penis (shudders quietly). Do you think you could actually sicken with anything, Brandon?
There have been a number of people on this board that also work as male talent in the industry. Ryan Knox, Rob Longshot, and yourself seem to be the only ones who get so much shit heaped on them, but not the others, why do you think that is Brandon? Take your morning Valtrex and think it over, OK?
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#160804 - 05/26/06 06:40 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Well, INTENSITIES IN 10 CITIES #3 will be out in a few months. Out of respect for certain people's feelings, I won't post any pics. Don't want to offend anyone. It's not my style.
Da Burglar: Is this better? I hope it puts a giant shit-eating grin on your holier-than-thou face.
While we're still friends, please tell me your opinion of movies such as PISS MOPS. I have seen it and am curious as to where your indignation is when it comes to piss. I mean, do you just find pics that I post offensive? You can't have it both ways, so let me give you an opportunity to vent some of that steam that has you so bloated. Surely you must want to tell the producers, director, and distributor that they are in need of help. Guide all the wayward xxxpt souls! Lead us not into temptation and deliver us from evil.
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#160805 - 05/26/06 06:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Well, INTENSITIES IN 10 CITIES #3 will be out in a few months. Out of respect for certain people's feelings, I won't post any pics. Don't want to offend anyone. It's not my style.
Da Burglar: Is this better? I hope it puts a giant shit-eating grin on your holier-than-thou face.
While we're still friends, please tell me your opinion of movies such as PISS MOPS. I have seen it and am curious as to where your indignation is when it comes to piss. I mean, do you just find pics that I post offensive? You can't have it both ways, so let me give you an opportunity to vent some of that steam that has you so bloated.
You posted a scat picture to provoke a response, and you received one just like you wanted, so I don't see what you're moaning about now. Post your pictures no one really minds you selling your product here.
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#160806 - 05/26/06 07:01 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Oh, please, don't blame me. The only moaning that goes on is the fake ones that come from the women I hire.
Let's let Da Burglar give a full and complete sermon now, shall we? I want to learn how to be a better pornographer and a better human being. If anyone can teach me, it's gotta be him.
"SSShhh!!!" The Divine One is about to speak! Go ahead, Holy Father Burglar.
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#160807 - 05/26/06 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ahh screw it...Brandon and I agreed in a Private Message Barrage back and forth that:
1) His use of the Scat picture was clearly out of bounds, even for XPT
2) I am a prick sometimes and whine excessively so my outrage at all 50 cumshots from 50 to 1 being here is kinda like complaining at the Indianapolis speedway that the cars are driving at an unsafe speed limit...
We're cool...just everyone close their eyes at the poop pic!
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#160810 - 05/26/06 10:44 AM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Gut Busting. Hmm interesting. It is shameful that one can't handle a mouthful of cum and still posts here, ahem...burglar!!! But I get it, you've been tainted by viewing the inside world of many a whores in this biz  and that is what ruined it for you. SEe? Told you, you should have never tried to befriend anyone LOL just fuckin with you...kinda. I think this is the only board I know of that makes fun and bans their main source of "entertainment" LOL 
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#160811 - 05/26/06 11:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#160812 - 05/26/06 10:12 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I personally vote to remove Brandon from the box early, his comment/pic was actually directed towards me, and as disgusting as that was, this is a porn board, and scat is a kind of fetish  It didnt really offend me, perhaps because I am completely perverted. Regardless, I say let the fucker out early, unless he was in fact using 40 ID's again
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Thank god you're not my father though LOL I doubt you have the same big nose as I do. Anyhow, the mexicans taking over the parks there isn't much of a shocker. Any new park to destroy by their kids shitting and pissing in the sand is eye candy to them. What kills me the most is that huge cult of a church on Rinaldi!!! That massive place gets so damn busy it makes me wanna stab a few. And the structure reminds me of some of the architecture of Warren Jeffs places in his BFE homeland. 
Geez gen, you are not reading me correctly at all on this one! First off, the scat/poop photo is gone, the one that set me off...ask JRV, it was disgusting and even Brandon now admits he was wrong to post it...my other complaints/rants kinda fed off and from that! 
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