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#160484 - 04/19/06 01:18 AM funniest adt thread ever
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i think this is a great topic, i know i like to talk about my penis a lot with my friends. about a week ago i struck up a friendly conversation sharing a cab on the way back from a meeting with a guy holding an arizona iced tea bottle between his legs about how great it is to have a thick penis, not that thick, but we both had done the toilet-paper thing most guys have. anyhow, it was all laughs and totally-comfortable and we exchanged numbers and might chat again.
just touch my crotch, you're gay, i'm gay, we're all gay icetrance. this is the gayest thread ever and i think the world of gaysatyr. just touch my penis and i'll call you curtis enis.
i want to rub my penis against yours, is that gay?
rape me faggot, just rape me hilarious, even without my participation
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#160485 - 04/19/06 01:27 AM Re: funniest adt thread ever
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Icetrance28=closet homo
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#160486 - 04/19/06 01:31 AM Re: funniest adt thread ever
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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I liked the post (and name) of "Puffy Muffy"...it reminds me of the only thing I liked about the HUGE 1998 Movie/turkey, Armageddon, the stripper named "Molly Mounds" that Rockhound (Steve Buscemi) blew $100k on...
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#160487 - 04/19/06 02:32 AM Re: funniest adt thread ever
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
What toilet paper thing?
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#160488 - 04/19/06 04:16 AM Re: funniest adt thread ever
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Sweet fucking Jesus. James I just read the entire thread. That guy is about as gay as 9 guys fucking 10 guys. Bravo on getting the last word. I am so filled with hate. I am going to find a kitten and kill it.
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#160489 - 04/19/06 09:03 AM Re: funniest adt thread ever
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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I get turned on by competing with men, not fucking with them.




that sisterfucker is gay as a parade.

i don't know how you put up with that site james, every time you link to a thread i spend 5 minutes in shock that people like that exist. the fact that you can't even call them on their bullshit makes it even worse.

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#160490 - 04/19/06 09:19 AM Re: funniest adt thread ever
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
I'm guessing (hoping?) that it has something to do with using your cock as a toilet roll holder, if not then I don't want to know, unless it has something to do with mummifying your penis with toilet paper.

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#160491 - 04/19/06 10:07 AM Re: funniest adt thread ever
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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What toilet paper thing?




I dont know what the toilet paper thang is cause this nigga does the paper towel thang.

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