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#155821 - 03/27/06 10:14 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
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no, you retarded cuntmuffin. It means i like to fuck with peoples minds... It is masturbatory humor to me. Your just upset that this thread hurts your little female brain. now go cook dinner dear, men are talking.




wow, way to resort to hilariously confusing misogyny when you're called out for being a worthless faggot. maybe you should take a protip from yours truly and grasp that the reason you are one is because you try (and fail) so hard to fuck with people's minds. don't worry about me, i make deserving women feel like women (hint: not anything resembling a keiko), instead of feeling like they're second-string players on the basketball team of bob longshot's sexual insecurity.

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#155822 - 03/27/06 10:22 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
oh shit, here comes the feminist whine about misogyny. Sorry darling, but THAT is the natural order of things. You talk shit about my woman, but she knows her place... she coocks, she cleans and she sucks cock. You could learn a few things.
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#155823 - 03/27/06 10:30 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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oh shit, here comes the feminist whine about misogyny. Sorry darling, but THAT is the natural order of things. You talk shit about my woman, but she knows her place... she coocks, she cleans and she sucks cock. You could learn a few things.




if all that you require from "your woman" (how quaint) is that she can cook, clean, and suck cock, your standards are abysmally low. newsflash of the century. your assumption that i'm deficient in those areas of uh development, as if my personality is so one-dimensional that all i can do is show what a faggot you are, shows the awesome ignorance, denial, and contradiction at work in your life.

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#155824 - 03/27/06 10:51 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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no, those arent the only requirements... those are just the ones in which she differs from anyone else i would intellectually associate with. She fits those requirements well, she is literate, well read, educated, and (an important factor in choosing a mate) we share political philosophies. Oh yeah, and she's hot.



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#155825 - 03/27/06 11:23 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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here cassandra... i found a liberal feminist woman for you... she seems like your type.

I bet you'd make her feel like a woman.


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#155826 - 03/28/06 01:34 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Quote:

here cassandra... i found a liberal feminist woman for you... she seems like your type.

I bet you'd make her feel like a woman.





Wow, is that supposed to be a smile on her face?
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#155827 - 03/28/06 01:56 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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maybe cassie just "made her feel like a woman."
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#155828 - 03/28/06 07:24 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

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it's nice to see that you're just as comfortable sharing political philosophies with keiko as you are sharing other men's ejaculate.

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#155829 - 03/28/06 07:28 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
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Quote:

here cassandra... i found a liberal feminist woman for you...




longshot, i never said i was a liberal feminist, just that i think it's hilarious that you continue to change what you define yourself by because you're so sick of who you are. don't worry, though, the liberal feminists won't let your secret out.

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#155830 - 03/28/06 07:28 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
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Quote:

here cassandra... i found a liberal feminist woman for you...




longshot, i never said i was a liberal feminist, just that i think it's hilarious that you continue to change what you define yourself by because you're so sick of who you are. don't worry, though, the liberal feminists won't let your secret out.

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#155831 - 03/28/06 08:49 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Registered: 12/22/03
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Loc: Everything for the people, not...
first off, i have to congratulate you for hijacking yet another thread...

secondly, I never change how i define myself to myself. i like to keep other people on thier toes about how they define me... see tose who actually KNOW me, know thati have been the same person for over 12 years... the only obvious difference is over that time i have matured and become more hardline in my beliefs and a more well rounded person.

Screwing with the masses is a form of entertainment for me. mostly because if i was 100% serious all the time, and took myself 100% seriously all the time, well, i would be as misrible as you... not to mention the fact that i would be an even bigger asshole than i am. The people who KNOW me know when i am screwing with people and run with it along side me cause they like to watch how it plays out. i mostly do it because it is fun, and that is what my life is about, having fun.

Its not that i dont like myself (once again, those who know me well know my ego is legendary is size), i just dont like most other people and like to keep them guessing about me. a little healthy misanthropy can be a good thing... i dont try, i don’t even think about it, it is just something that is hard-wired into my soul.

Obviously you have an objection that to the idea that people can have a healthy relationship if the are both with other people sexually weather for fun, money or both. that combined with the initial way you came into this thread defines you, to me, and to the casual observer... as a misrible liberal feminist cuntbag from Portland. And lets face it, Portland is really only an even slightly tolerable place to live if you ARE a liberal feminist cuntbag. See, the way you chime in and insult and attack the people in the business, even if you have a freind that does it or whatever... smacks of a perverted version of the standard dworkinist philosphy. So, feel free to correct me if i am wrong, but i am pretty certain i am right... Even if you are a man, then that alone proves my point doubly.

hers some of your fellow portandian lebieral feminist lesbians... i know this should be weeks of "jilling. material for you. and it gets this thread back on topic!



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#155832 - 03/28/06 08:54 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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more liberal fun in portland!
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#155833 - 03/28/06 08:55 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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how proud of your cause can you be if you hide your face... maybe hes just hiding cause hes from portland.
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#155834 - 03/28/06 08:58 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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#155835 - 03/28/06 09:00 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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See, thats why i like Thor... or even Jesus's dad... he was all about the preemptive strike.

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#155836 - 03/28/06 09:05 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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#155837 - 03/28/06 09:06 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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#155838 - 03/28/06 09:08 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
OMG!!! I found Cassandra!!!

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#155839 - 03/28/06 09:10 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
ok, this is just sad...

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#155840 - 03/28/06 09:16 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
Quote:

first off, i have to congratulate you for hijacking yet another thread...

secondly, I never change how i define myself to myself. i like to keep other people on thier toes about how they define me... see tose who actually KNOW me, know thati have been the same person for over 12 years... the only obvious difference is over that time i have matured and become more hardline in my beliefs and a more well rounded person.

Screwing with the masses is a form of entertainment for me. mostly because if i was 100% serious all the time, and took myself 100% seriously all the time, well, i would be as misrible as you... not to mention the fact that i would be an even bigger asshole than i am. The people who KNOW me know when i am screwing with people and run with it along side me cause they like to watch how it plays out. i mostly do it because it is fun, and that is what my life is about, having fun.

Its not that i dont like myself (once again, those who know me well know my ego is legendary is size), i just dont like most other people and like to keep them guessing about me. a little healthy misanthropy can be a good thing... i dont try, i don’t even think about it, it is just something that is hard-wired into my soul.

Obviously you have an objection that to the idea that people can have a healthy relationship if the are both with other people sexually weather for fun, money or both. that combined with the initial way you came into this thread defines you, to me, and to the casual observer... as a misrible liberal feminist cuntbag from Portland. And lets face it, Portland is really only an even slightly tolerable place to live if you ARE a liberal feminist cuntbag. See, the way you chime in and insult and attack the people in the business, even if you have a freind that does it or whatever... smacks of a perverted version of the standard dworkinist philosphy. So, feel free to correct me if i am wrong, but i am pretty certain i am right... Even if you are a man, then that alone proves my point doubly.

hers some of your fellow portandian lebieral feminist lesbians... i know this should be weeks of "jilling. material for you. and it gets this thread back on topic!







first, the only people in this industry i have contempt for are you, longshot, and ugly girls.

second, portland is a beautiful place to live.

third, that you think a life spent solely in pursuit of having 'fun' is a life worth living is depressing and very porn-like of you.

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#155841 - 03/28/06 09:23 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
there is no more noble pursuit...

it's that and promoting my other favorite things, intolerance, and despotism.
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#155842 - 03/28/06 09:59 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:






Holy fucking shit...it's the Big Lebowski!!!

No, not Jeff Bridges...the other Lebowski.

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#155843 - 03/28/06 10:32 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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Holy fucking shit...it's the Big Lebowski!!!

No, not Jeff Bridges...the other Lebowski.




Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!

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#155844 - 03/28/06 10:48 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
If you look at that picture, you'll see that the guy who looks like Sub Zero from the Mortal Kombat videogames and the haggard woman to his right are both wearing military jackets. Assuming they paid for them, the Hippie hypocrites made a financial contribution to the American Military-Industrial Complex.


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#155845 - 03/28/06 12:21 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Quote:

[
second, portland is a beautiful place to live.





to quote Jim Goad: "Portland's OK if you're a lesbian addicted to heroin. "
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#155846 - 03/28/06 12:43 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
This whole entire(and very lengthy)post thread just sadly proves why American politics of today are both absolutely dead and absolutely suck,for both political sides are complete losers and they've only helped kill general interest in politics and have made everyone out there completely apathetic(which is the very worse thing to be).

I don't agree with everyone's views here,but at least you're all being honest rather than stupidly apathetic,for apathy is the worse thing to politically be.

Otherwise,it'll be very interesting upon how the 2008 elections will envolve(and turn out in the very end).

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#155847 - 03/28/06 12:49 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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right now either way 2008 is a loss for America.

I really pray that the Democrats aren't STUPID enought to elect hilary. but for the most part it will be a lose/lose situation next election. like bush/gore and bush/kerry, there is no good choice, just a different flavor of stupid.
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#155848 - 03/28/06 05:11 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Registered: 01/09/06
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right now either way 2008 is a loss for America.

I really pray that the Democrats aren't STUPID enought to elect hilary. but for the most part it will be a lose/lose situation next election. like bush/gore and bush/kerry, there is no good choice, just a different flavor of stupid.




everything you say is the same flavor of stupid, longshot, you can't even spell and yet you constantly tell everyone else that they're uneducated.

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#155849 - 03/28/06 05:44 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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see, sticking your nose where it doesnt belong again... Did i offend your sensibilities, do you think that Hilary would be a good candidate? You make a comment about something i said with nothing to back it up other than commenting on typos... "OMG your finger slipped onto the t key after hitting the H in enough!!! YOUR STUPID!!!" no sweetie, you just can't come up with a better argument, other than resorting to pointing out minor occasional typos...

give it up or make your own thread about me instead of hijacking this one.
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#155850 - 03/28/06 07:34 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


first off, i have to congratulate you for hijacking yet another thread...




Go ahead and hijack this thread Cassandra and do to Longshot what his boyfriend does to him senza lube. Rob, seriously, dude this chick owns you, just admit she's a better woman than you and hope she forgets about you in time.
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#155851 - 03/28/06 07:56 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Man, this whore couldnt own a nigger in tennessee...

show me one spot where she has even said a single valid word.
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#155852 - 03/28/06 07:58 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I consider myself fairly far left leaning, but some of the preposterous rhetorics used by the left wing (eg Bush = Hitler) absolutely embarass me. Such extreme formulations really do no one any good. They certainly don't help the cause. They only alienate the left wing by providing fodder for Fox News.
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#155853 - 03/28/06 08:22 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
See for me it is funny, I am very right wing on some issues, and radical middle on others. It seems the older I get the more conservative i become. The idiots on the left like Moore and etc., make me even more steeled in that mindset.

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#155854 - 03/28/06 11:45 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Man, this whore couldnt own a nigger in tennessee...

show me one spot where she has even said a single valid word.




Quote:

longshot, stop trying to be tough, you're a pansexual





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#155855 - 03/29/06 01:08 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

I consider myself fairly far left leaning, but some of the preposterous rhetorics used by the left wing (eg Bush = Hitler) absolutely embarass me. Such extreme formulations really do no one any good. They certainly don't help the cause. They only alienate the left wing by providing fodder for Fox News.




I agree very well put. I'm conservative on most issues thanks in part to the hijacking of the Democratic party by people like Michael Moore, Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, Edward Kennedy et al. Its impossible to get away from their irresponsible rhetoric and it makes me crazy. Dems will never win an election again until they start to connect with the American people.
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#155856 - 03/29/06 06:24 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
In order to understand the differances between the left and the right I'm going to throw up a couple of pics of each.

From the Right:

On the left is Ann Coutler. Shes a very hot babe I would seriously bang, and she's mean enough to eat the Monkey Cage. On the right is Sean Hannity, I think he has 10 PhDs or something, its hard to keep up he's so smart, I'll bet he has a line of women waiting for him outside the door for the chance to blow him.

From the Left:

Rosie O'fat. Her sexual orientation isn't Ding-Dongs, more like Ho-Hos. Her show finally went under when every old hag in the continental U.S. got tired of hearing her constant whining about guns, medical care, and gay rights.


This is Alec Baldwin. He was married to smokin hot Kim Bassinger, she divorce him because he had a small penis and is gay.
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#155857 - 03/30/06 04:49 PM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Bush = Hitler, Swastika = US Flag. Any wonder why they don't win elections?




No comparison. Clearly, Hitler was the better public speaker of the two.
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#155858 - 09/27/06 11:26 AM Re: Lefty-Liberal Posters - Monkey Style
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:



Wendy the Snapple Lady thinks Bush is dumb.




I betcha ghetto KneeGrows have DP'd her golf ball textured fat arse more than once



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