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#154103 - 03/19/06 09:48 PM "Male Talent"
Ashley Blue Offline
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Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 68
My colleague Hannah Harper said tonight, "male talent is a bit of an oxymoron, don't you agree?"
I concur.
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#154104 - 03/19/06 10:29 PM Re: "Male Talent"
smut fiend Offline
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Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
And yet you earn your living chugging down load after warm load from those you hold in such low reguard.
Must be nice at the top.
By the way way, you still getting choked out for fun on your days off, encouraging roomies to watch your vids and generally annoying those around you?
And yeah, I've worked as the "talent" you so easily ridicule. But you should try keeping a hard-on going for 3 hours hours while people who should know better fumble with the basics of fuck film making. I just hope someday to see the BTS footage of you running to the shower crying, or spitting your own shit out from a dirty ATM.
Let the guard down Ashley, you can be fun when you stop acting like such a tough guy.
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#154105 - 03/19/06 10:53 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Slut Magnet Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 26
Quote:

And yet you earn your living chugging down load after warm load from those you hold in such low reguard.
Must be nice at the top.
By the way way, you still getting choked out for fun on your days off, encouraging roomies to watch your vids and generally annoying those around you?
And yeah, I've worked as the "talent" you so easily ridicule. But you should try keeping a hard-on going for 3 hours hours while people who should know better fumble with the basics of fuck film making. I just hope someday to see the BTS footage of you running to the shower crying, or spitting your own shit out from a dirty ATM.
Let the guard down Ashley, you can be fun when you stop acting like such a tough guy.




HOLY SHIT that was funny.

I still want to fuck ashley, though.

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#154106 - 03/19/06 11:09 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
THIS is male talent for you.



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#154107 - 03/19/06 11:11 PM Re: "Male Talent"
kimberlykane Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

My colleague Hannah Harper said tonight, "male talent is a bit of an oxymoron, don't you agree?"
I concur.




I Concur...............I hate male talent. I'm a DYKE...

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#154108 - 03/20/06 02:55 AM Re: "Male Talent"
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
So is a female talented because she can pre-lube before she shoots?


Edited by lance69 (03/20/06 02:55 AM)
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#154109 - 03/20/06 03:27 AM Re: "Male Talent"
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
a lot of male performers do seem to be chodes, but really, that's only to expected from a profession that seems to attract mainly felons, junkies and social retards.

Christian & Bishop, you're excluded from this, as from your posts you guys seem cool.

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#154110 - 03/20/06 04:51 AM Re: "Male Talent"
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Some women go to great lengths to seek out the worst of the male gender, just so they can complain about them.
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#154111 - 03/20/06 05:34 AM Re: "Male Talent"
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

THIS is male talent for you.






Duh that's a girl Smartt. Its just like a Brazilian to get the two sexes mixed up

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#154112 - 03/20/06 06:23 AM Re: "Male Talent"
crimpo Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 3
'oxymoron' - 'concur' - see and they have a go at the British and US education systems...

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#154113 - 03/20/06 08:30 AM Re: "Male Talent"
Fayner is Gay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
No male talent = No scene = No work for girl except girl/girl =

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#154114 - 03/20/06 08:50 AM Re: "Male Talent"
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

THIS is male talent for you.






Duh that's a girl Smartt. Its just like a Brazilian to get the two sexes mixed up


She is sitting on her balls.

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#154115 - 03/20/06 01:31 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:


Duh that's a girl Smartt. Its just like a Brazilian to get the two sexes mixed up




A GIRL? Look carefully, dumb american.

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#154116 - 03/20/06 04:25 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Quote:

My colleague Hannah Harper said tonight, "male talent is a bit of an oxymoron, don't you agree?"
I concur.





That's a bit harsh isn't it? I give you Exhibit "A".

Definately one for all the lady porn starlettes out there. This guy will be in big demand with the starlettes if he doesn't croak before he makes it to the states.


From:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18531351-13762,00.html



Who's your granddaddy
From:
From correspondents in Moscow

March 20, 2006


A 75-year-old grandfather has become the newest star of Russia's growing porn industry, after wandering on to a film set by mistake, thinking it was a muscle man show.
David Bozdoganov has since starred in the films The Old Neighbour and Handyman at Work.

Director Alexander Plahov said: "We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the back.

"I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package straining against his trousers.

"I thought, now this could be an original idea. And I was right: all the movies we've made with David have been huge successes."

The beast with two backs - and a walking stick. But not everyone is delighted. The priapic pensioner apparently believes in the beneficial powers of garlic and his female co-stars have complained about his habit of rubbing it on his genitals before filming action scenes.




I don't get what having two backs is / means.
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#154117 - 03/20/06 04:49 PM Re: "Male Talent"
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

Quote:
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Duh that's a girl Smartt. Its just like a Brazilian to get the two sexes mixed up


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A GIRL? Look carefully, dumb american.





Its Creepy when Alt IDs converse
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#154118 - 03/20/06 08:20 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
You have to give props to the guys, they REALLY have to perform. There are few guys who are consistently good at it, and those are the ones we stick to working with (yes Christian you are in that category!).
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#154119 - 03/21/06 05:20 PM Re: "Male Talent"
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

You have to give props to the guys, they REALLY have to perform. There are few guys who are consistently good at it, and those are the ones we stick to working with (yes Christian you are in that category!).




Losing wood on Holly's set? IMPOSSIBLE! Unless you are speaking of recently. Not many men get turned on by a good looking woman limping around on one bad leg
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#154120 - 03/21/06 05:24 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
Quote:

Not many men get turned on by a good looking woman limping around on one bad leg




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#154121 - 03/21/06 06:47 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Oh it's hot. I've been limping around like a zombie, telling people that I want to eat their brains.
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#154122 - 03/21/06 07:00 PM Re: "Male Talent"
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
I've worked as male talent B4 & the main problem I found was that the "female talent" usually were not attractive enough that I'd even wanna be seen in public with them...I got sick of hear directors say"she cleans up well"...now granted there are some very attractive female talent out there but here in the northeast they are few & far between
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#154123 - 03/21/06 07:03 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
That's 'cause you didn't work with us...
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#154124 - 03/21/06 07:08 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

That's 'cause you didn't work with us...





No, its because the talent didn't have an adams apple, a prerequisite for all garfield approved scenes.
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#154125 - 03/21/06 07:10 PM Re: "Male Talent"
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Fuck You monkey
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#154126 - 03/21/06 07:17 PM Re: "Male Talent"
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
N.B.-to myself, jack m. and all on this forum--the following three or four posts were probably under 50 words, yet entertained me. sometimes we all try to hard, all it takes is garfield and "right effort".
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#154127 - 03/21/06 09:00 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Quote:

N.B.-to myself, jack m. and all on this forum--the following three or four posts were probably under 50 words, yet entertained me. sometimes we all try to hard, all it takes is garfield and "right effort".





Hahaha. I love you too james. Come down here and I'll teach you how to kiss crocodiles. Wrestle taipans. Fondle redbacks. Box kangaroos. Swim with great whites.

All the stuff we love doing down here on a slow day.



And isn't it "too" not "to" hard? You try to hard? Is hard a verb now? And you try to hard what exactly?

I tried to hard the other night. The missus would only let me cuddle.


I think I'm getting towards my word limit. End post.
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#154128 - 03/27/06 11:27 PM Re: "Male Talent"
Shawn Reynolds Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/04
Posts: 128
Applying the word talent to anyone in the adult industry is a bit of a stretch. I prefer the word ambition, which is a lot harder to find. After all, you don't need to fuck well ... you need to moan well and get it up if anything, yes? It's a kind term, talent is, for people who are eager to fuck and suck on camera. If you can actually act AND fuck, well maybe then you have some talent. Or if you can fuck AND score the music for the DVD, you then have talent.

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