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#151565 - 03/09/06 05:42 PM Taylor parties like a rockstar
frankenswine Offline
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Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 123

TAYLOR RAIN, LIVIN LIKE A ROCKSTAR








WENT OUT TO THE RAINBOW AND KEY CLUB!!!
Mar 7, 2006

Went to the rainbow to grub and get drunk!!! Scott Fayner (moron)and Winston Burbank rolled out with me and then we met Jesse Jane, her hubby Rick, August, Tyler Wood (wanna be good male talent), Craven and his girl!!! Oh and val too!!!


Then we all mobbed out to the Key Club. Got a table, ordered drinks, and lite up a joint and listen to 80's music!!! Sweet!!! Metal school rocks!!! It was funny last night. Sometimes metal scholl can suck!!!


Shavo from System of the Down and the Erza from the Wu-Tang Clan here hanging out at the key club too! Shavo is the bomb!!! System of the Down is one of the Top 10 bands out there today! Right on System!!!


LATE
TMFR




She hangs with Shavo(my band was good 4 years ago) from System of a Down and eats at the Rainbow, and never has to fuck for money. She is no joke dawg! She is a real fuckin rock star. I need to kick it with this chick she has all the hook ups and celeb friends. Man I envy her life with ole one ear and her pit bull and bad skin and dirty mistakes that her children will never forgive her for and be humiliated by for the rest of their lives. She is the worst kind of idiot because she really thinks she is that cool and "hard". She's a joke and not a funny one either. THE END

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#151566 - 03/09/06 10:02 PM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
this is how you hate pornstars in a creepy, repetitive way


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#151567 - 03/10/06 06:44 AM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
DoodlesNoodles Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 50
Taylor Rain hangs out with Jesse Jane and rockstars, and you sit at a computer posting messages about her being a loser. Ok then, I'd like to be a loser too! I'd love to hang out with Jesse Jane, make me a loser, please.

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#151568 - 03/10/06 02:10 PM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Considering all the cash she's made, does she actually own her house?
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#151569 - 03/10/06 07:24 PM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
Robbye Offline
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Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
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Considering all the cash she's made, does she actually own her house?




Umm...doesn't she live in the house that is leased by defiance?...they use it to shoot, and it's a write off.
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#151570 - 03/10/06 07:48 PM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
JimJaded Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Quote:

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Considering all the cash she's made, does she actually own her house?




Umm...doesn't she live in the house that is leased by defiance?...they use it to shoot, and it's a write off.




i hope its permitted....
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#151571 - 03/11/06 02:29 AM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
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Ok then, I'd like to be a loser too! I'd love to hang out with Jesse Jane, make me a loser, please.



You wanna hang out with a whore with fake:
lips
face
tits
belly
ass
and apprently had brain lipo..

You wanna hang out with an illiterate fake blondie and a drug addict brunette who wants kiddies but can't raise a potato in a plastic glass...knock thyself out, bitch. You're a loser.

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#151572 - 03/11/06 02:51 AM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
So, if you shoot in the house where you live, all of your rent is a write off?
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#151573 - 03/11/06 09:14 AM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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So, if you shoot in the house where you live, all of your rent is a write off?




I write off the escorts I bang every year Under "Medical, Therapy...." ...of course, i have been audited several times in the last 8 years and am thus now a perpetual candidate/target for future audits for the immediate future, but until the IRS asks me to start producing copies of a "Prescription for Whores", I will keep on keeping on people....
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#151574 - 03/11/06 12:00 PM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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So, if you shoot in the house where you live, all of your rent is a write off?



No. The part of the house that is used *solely* for shooting may be classified as a business expense - written off or depreciated - but the part that's lived in, either full time or part time, is not eligible. "Lived in" means even things like storage, etc.

Likewise shoes, costumes, wigs etc are only business expenses if used for porn things like shoots or appearances and never any other time. If she wears her hooker heels to Wendy's to get burgers then they aren't a business expense.

As for Defiance renting a house for Jesse Jane to live and shoot in - Defiance can treat the entire thing as a business expense by treating her living area as a perk. She then owes taxes at ordinary income rates for it (the amount ought to be the Fair Market Value for rental). There's no free lunch here: if she gets cash or a perk then someone owes taxes: if they're writing it off then she owes the taxes.

There was has been a lot of tax cheating on Home Office expenses in the past so the IRS is pretty hard on it now, and write offs here are asking for an audit.
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#151575 - 03/11/06 11:26 PM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Dear jrv aka Tod Hunter

Please cease speaking about accounting and depreciation tactics. You don't know diddly about depreciation.



Sincerely,
Andrew Fastow

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#151576 - 03/12/06 12:25 AM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
He may be evil but he is correct. A friend of mine ran himself through the fourth circle of the inferno with improper write-offs like that.

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Why can't we get a Daniel Pearl smiley?
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#151577 - 03/12/06 12:33 AM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
My attorney always tells me the FMV assigned to any asset is usually 1/2 or less of it's actual value...which is nice to know when I stand up and start my a-hole spiel in BK court, which usually begins after everyone else has spoken...

"Your Honor, I have a statement...I have been retained by [insert bank name] to enforce the terms of that certain Commerical Loan Agreement...blah blah blah." You've probably seen the selfsame flop-sweat on the stand.

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#151578 - 03/12/06 09:18 AM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Quote:

Quote:

So, if you shoot in the house where you live, all of your rent is a write off?



No. The part of the house that is used *solely* for shooting may be classified as a business expense - written off or depreciated - but the part that's lived in, either full time or part time, is not eligible. "Lived in" means even things like storage, etc.

Likewise shoes, costumes, wigs etc are only business expenses if used for porn things like shoots or appearances and never any other time. If she wears her hooker heels to Wendy's to get burgers then they aren't a business expense.

As for Defiance renting a house for Jesse Jane to live and shoot in - Defiance can treat the entire thing as a business expense by treating her living area as a perk. She then owes taxes at ordinary income rates for it (the amount ought to be the Fair Market Value for rental). There's no free lunch here: if she gets cash or a perk then someone owes taxes: if they're writing it off then she owes the taxes.

There was has been a lot of tax cheating on Home Office expenses in the past so the IRS is pretty hard on it now, and write offs here are asking for an audit.




Thank you for the info.
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#151579 - 04/04/06 10:57 PM Re: Taylor parties like a rockstar
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Registered: 11/03/05
Posts: 35
can i hang out with you

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