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#138181 - 01/24/06 01:03 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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It looks like Giada DiLaurentis from the cooking channel.

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#138182 - 01/24/06 04:14 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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201 and counting.
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#138183 - 01/24/06 04:52 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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It looks like Giada DiLaurentis from the cooking channel.





My bad, you are correct.

She's cute, but JESUS CHRIST SHE'S GOT SHARK TEETH



By the way, this thread died a long while ago. sniff sniff

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#138184 - 01/24/06 05:01 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Cindi has a hot mouth.




I can vouch for that.
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#138185 - 01/24/06 06:11 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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If that's Pris she is pretty cute.




I believe Pris is a male fake account, rather than a female fake account. Moreover, I further believe that the picture is Natalie Portman.

As a final note, yeah, I'd like to fuck her too - she's a Harvard student, and they're ALL hot!






I bet Jamesn already donkey punched that.

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#138186 - 01/24/06 06:16 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Giada is beautiful. She's got perfect teeth... better than any meeth-fuck out there! Id eat her food raw!

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#138187 - 01/24/06 06:21 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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she graduated a long time ago, she was some psych major or something, people got sick of her fast. i'd donkey-punch her, i wouldn't stick my penis in that without duct-tape on her mouth.
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#138188 - 01/24/06 07:00 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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she graduated a long time ago, she was some psych major or something, people got sick of her fast. i'd donkey-punch her, i wouldn't stick my penis in that without duct-tape on her mouth.



She strikes me as intolerably bitchy.
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#138189 - 01/24/06 07:04 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
jamesn Offline
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she's worse than aids. her skin sucks without makeup, or it did.
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#138190 - 01/25/06 12:25 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
pris Offline
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pris is a guy

Its me

Im getting my teeth whiteened so i cant post its done -3 more weeks

So in four weeks your going to see the ugliest guy in the world: im half chinese and im ugly

Is gen the only one on the ball


Edited by pris (01/25/06 12:28 AM)

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#138191 - 01/25/06 12:28 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Would the last person to leave this thread please turn off the lights?
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#138192 - 01/25/06 03:21 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Would the last person to leave this thread please turn off the lights?




No..I am afraid of the dark. Things go bump there.
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#138193 - 01/25/06 03:28 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Would the last person to leave this thread please turn off the lights?




No..I am afraid of the dark. Things go bump there.




Tantasdaddy: The delivery of Ben Stein, the humor of Idi Amin.

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#138194 - 01/29/06 02:02 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Is that AC behind Genesis?

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#138195 - 01/29/06 03:07 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Is that AC behind Genesis?




No, it's a frog. Useless twit.
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#138196 - 01/29/06 03:28 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Is that AC behind Genesis?




No, it's a frog. Useless twit.


I love you. Can you suck my twit?

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#138197 - 01/29/06 11:06 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I love you. Can you suck my twit?




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#138198 - 01/30/06 07:51 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Lets get this thread back on track!

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#138199 - 01/30/06 08:56 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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2cums is right...those eyes are dead on...pun intended.




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#138200 - 01/30/06 09:17 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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The funny thing is Donofrio turned into a latter-day sex symbol on law and order ... (though I hear people hate to work with him because he's a domineering diva).

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#138201 - 01/30/06 11:26 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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This thread already gives me nightmares, and now you add a GIF file like this one...straightout of someone's mescaline induced shallow sleep/insomnia nightmare. What's really fucked up is, if I take my hearing Aid out, I can ACTUALLY hear him ringing his cowbell.
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#138202 - 01/31/06 10:06 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Be afraid ... be very afraid.

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#138203 - 01/31/06 10:15 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
sexycity Offline
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hahah i saw that creature walking around the circle bar and i thought from his gait he was the guy from the Patterson film, THEN i was positive he was on XXXPT, using my better judgement i avoided any contact, and now i come back to find this thread.
I will say i didnt see him interacting with anyone else, all week, ever.

shocker.




The dude just walked around the outer circle of people at the bar pacing back and forth like a caged animal.I never saw him speak to anyone directly but he was always muddering something to himself.I dont know who scares me more,AC or Hypnocock.As far as im concerned both are dangerous and should be locked up.




What did Hypnocock do?
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#138204 - 01/31/06 05:32 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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"I have a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell"

Thanks for the gif Willie
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#138205 - 01/31/06 08:12 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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2cums is right...those eyes are dead on...pun intended.




Absolutely, dead on. Every time I see AC's pic R. Lee Emery's voice jumps into my head "Jesus H. Christ, Private Pyle why is your foot locker unlocked? If there is one thing in this world that I hate it is an unlocked foot locker?"
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#138206 - 02/01/06 07:51 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
sexycity Offline
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Quote:

yup.

in all honesty, i believe him over christie. that's just me. the picture he painted was just too vivid, to imbued with the essence of pornchick to be made-up.


it's still funny he's deactivated.




Was he deactivated for stalking plus getting into arguments with people at ADT?
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#138207 - 02/01/06 07:56 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Sorry to get off point but was christie lee the chick with the diseased vagina a few months back?




No. That was another girl who was framed by malicious people.
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#138208 - 03/08/06 06:16 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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fuck this pots make me LOL!!!

AC is famous, in the 80s he makes another movie



also he have a action figure too


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#138209 - 03/09/06 11:41 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
sexycity Offline
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He creeped out another girl by telling her that he was still mad at her for not giving up her number. Several girls have noted that he approaches them through unsolicited IMs and email that he "researched" and whines when they don't respond in adequate time by leaving them even more IMs and email. Another girl declared she'd kick him in the nuts if he came within one feet of her because of his antics.




Quincy does that too. Scary..
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#138210 - 03/09/06 12:00 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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These photos of AC are pure gold.

All we need are some normal, underweight pre-porn AC snaps, and we have the makings of a "Faces Of Meth" anti-porn propaganda-fest.

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#138211 - 03/09/06 04:51 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Quincy does that too. Scary..




Wait, which one's Quincy? Not Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, right?

Speaking of Candyman, he started throwing a fingerpointing tantrum in Vegas at some guy who tried to stop him from interrupting a (EMM?) photoshoot. It was hilarious and disturbing to watch at the same time.

The only reason I know i remember it's him cause I found some photos of his giving out candy to the girls like a paedophile. Maybe they're laced with ghb or cyanide.

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#138212 - 03/09/06 10:27 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
sexycity Offline
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Quincy does that too. Scary..




Wait, which one's Quincy? Not Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, right?

Speaking of Candyman, he started throwing a fingerpointing tantrum in Vegas at some guy who tried to stop him from interrupting a (EMM?) photoshoot. It was hilarious and disturbing to watch at the same time.

The only reason I know i remember it's him cause I found some photos of his giving out candy to the girls like a paedophile. Maybe they're laced with ghb or cyanide.




Candyman is Brian Uptgraft (aka Mr Traffic Misdemeanor and drug felony arrestee) from The Hardcore Resource. He is a fool who behaves exactly like you saw him behaving in Las Vegas at every porn event he attends. His insanity and crazy antics caused Rouge to crack down on photographers on LA Direct Model's showcase nights and only allow 2 photographers at a time to take photos, because he was bumping into the heads of the customers seated all around the stage while running around the stage taking photos. Other photographers had enough sense to understand the situation and stick to one spot, but that nicety entirely escaped Brian. He's also known for grabbing girls by the hand and dragging them away when they are being photographed by other photographers, plus pushing, shoving, bullying, and cursing at any photographers who he considers competition. Overall, he has no familiarity with anything even vaguely related to politeness. Considering that he has civil judgements and evictions against him in Arizona and California, I guess he needs every $50 he gets when he has a photo published.

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#138213 - 03/26/06 09:00 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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These could be the creepiest yet:











MC Cream up in this biaaatch:








Damn monstar, wtf?


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#138214 - 03/26/06 11:57 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I see him, and dueling banjos runs through my mind. How many people did he say "You sure got a pretty mouth" to?
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#138215 - 03/26/06 01:20 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Where did all these photos come from?

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#138216 - 03/26/06 01:25 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Where did all these photos come from?



MYSPACE

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#138217 - 03/26/06 02:27 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Dear God that is one of the funniest pics I have ever seen. This guy trying to gangsta on us? There are so many things wrong its hard to know where to start and when to stop. I like how he takes up more real estate that both those girls combined. He has his requisite avatar on his badge so all will know his presence(seriously, is it hard to miss this guy? All you have to do is look in the sky for a bunch of 1915 era Camel fighters trying to shoot this fat fuck off the Empire State building). Those blue shoes matching the blue hat(on backwards, for street cred, of course) put it over the top for me.

P.S. Whos the dark haired chick with the sleeve tattoo?
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#138218 - 03/26/06 02:47 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Chicka on the left is Austyn Moore. Chicka on the right is Carmen Luvana.
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#138219 - 03/26/06 03:08 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
RenfieldGyps Offline
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He means STEPHANIE (civilian) she is the owner of the whore make up Hot Wax Cosmetics and hangs out with all the industry.

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#138220 - 03/26/06 03:14 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
BIFF™ Offline
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He means STEPHANIE (civilian) she is the owner of the whore make up Hot Wax Cosmetics and hangs out with all the industry.




You know, that's down right creepy. You know as much as ACLoad does. ACLoad=RENFIELD?
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#138221 - 03/26/06 03:21 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Thats scary...
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#138222 - 03/27/06 04:12 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I love the company hats he wears, to make him look like a part of the industy.

AC has taken shits bigger than Hillary
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#138223 - 03/27/06 05:23 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Its every parents worst nightmare when someone looking like him moves into the neighbourhood. You just know that one day something unpleasant is going to happen.
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#138224 - 03/29/06 08:07 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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bump

Dammit people. More scary pics of this guy and most of you are avoiding it like the plague.

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#138225 - 03/29/06 08:24 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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bump

Dammit people. More scary pics of this guy and most of you are avoiding it like the plague.







I find him oddly appealing, he has a fat tim burton kinda sex appeal going, chic freak i believe its called
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#138226 - 03/29/06 08:24 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
jamesn Offline
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i love the fact a man who IS ac 20 years down the road is doing exactly what he's doing in the background of the picture, gut and all.
Quote:

Quote:






Thats scary...



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#138227 - 03/29/06 08:58 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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This may very well have been the funniest thread I have ever read (in its frigging entirety) on here...I need to get a life.

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#138228 - 03/29/06 09:54 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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This poster is very AC Creamish.



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#138229 - 03/29/06 03:25 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
zenman Offline
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The guy looks like Zero Mostel's genetically corrupted twin. Like the ones they occassionally have to surgically remove from the chest after they're born. Usually one dies. This time he didn't

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Dear God that is one of the funniest pics I have ever seen. This guy trying to gangsta on us? There are so many things wrong its hard to know where to start and when to stop. I like how he takes up more real estate that both those girls combined. He has his requisite avatar on his badge so all will know his presence(seriously, is it hard to miss this guy? All you have to do is look in the sky for a bunch of 1915 era Camel fighters trying to shoot this fat fuck off the Empire State building). Those blue shoes matching the blue hat(on backwards, for street cred, of course) put it over the top for me.

P.S. Whos the dark haired chick with the sleeve tattoo?


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#138230 - 03/30/06 04:28 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
*L*G* Offline
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This poster is very AC Creamish.






too skinny to be AC

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