Probably been posted before, but I can't find it. I call this Smelly Monkey, as I first knew him:

Luke Ford

Comments: GEN PADOVA TO FAYNER: “YOU FUCKING LOSER!”

why dont you tell her how you really feel?
Posted by a jew at June 20, 2003 06:27 AM

This is a historic moment, this is the first time in 2 plus years that scott fayner has EVER said a negative comment about a porn star (fire works errupt, party poppers burst in the background and a giant cake with skeeter and max hardcore's image on it comes out with 100 candles lite around it). I'm just waiting for the Bridgette post where she accuses you of hating women and skeeter wants your tel number and real name. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 07:21 AM

When Germ Bendova does something for a living other than smear spunk all over her face, then she can call someone a "loser". And it's a shame that this turd cuddling public fornicator doesn't drink or do drugs. At least then she'd have an excuse for being borderline retarded. Sadly, this appears to be her naturally moronic self....
Posted by Daryl Echt at June 20, 2003 07:36 AM


pot isnt a drug........neither is alcohol......and i dont consider cocaine a drug either...........stupidity is however contagious and addictive and the more i reed gen padovs coments the mor i feel dizzie......whadda fukin stoopid bitch...............................fuk i gota lay down........
Posted by Jay at June 20, 2003 07:49 AM

What the hell is pot pot?

Is that some super strain?

This dumb bitch can't even get her drug references straight.

Fayner, If I see you on the street, I will be sure to smoke some dank with you!
Posted by kush at June 20, 2003 08:38 AM

Fayner...don't listen to trash like her...

Why didn't she get some of her whore friends to ride around in a limo?

(gah...a limo...so fucking passe)

Keep smokin the buddah Blunts, my man...some day we will fire one up together...
Posted by Super Dave at June 20, 2003 08:58 AM

(Note: Skeeter Kerkove Kook Out)
Fayner, I'm willing to suck you off for free and have your cock up my ass because I am such a fucking fag I will not even charge for for cumming in my mouth ' Scott please cum in my mouth and ass I love you' sm2003
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 10:35 AM


It's funny how someone that blows dudes for a living has a problem with weed and alocohol.

Just like Bob Saget once said: "Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
Posted by Samson at June 20, 2003 12:55 PM

Imagine someone in the porn industry being rude or blowing something out of proportion... it's amazing!
Posted by sixgunsamurai at June 20, 2003 04:07 PM

To the fake smelly monkey. I have no problem if you want to use my handle to insult me BUT please try and use some ORIGINAL insults instead of the same old tired boring stuff that we have become acustom to you using. it is like a 2 year old that is amused by a cardboard box, for the first 5 minutes its cute but after 2 hours its worrying and you want to find the kid a doctor. So i will ask you this question, do we need to find you a doctor??. Once again, Insult me all you want, BUT bring your A game.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 05:11 PM

Uh, that *is* his A game . . .
Posted by Ex-Tera Fan at June 20, 2003 06:48 PM

(Note: Skeeter Kerkove Kook Out II)
Yep, it is friday night, I am a single guy, I have no date and no where to go. I am so lonely, I am scanning the Luke Fird website at night, on a friday mind you! Loser is my name, lonely and bitter is my game. Rejection is my middle name, all I ever wanted was fame! Fuck it here, fuck it there, I see porno stars everywhere. Up above the sky's so bright, wish I could get a girl tonight.
Happy couples make me blue, wish I knew, what to do, swinging singles are the best, when they look at me, they laugh like the rest!SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:47 PM

Well I like Gen Padova she looks good smoking some dick. Gen Padova if you read this email me think_marty_mcfly@yahoo.com, I'd love to do an interview with you, I've already done interviews with Calli Cox(http://geocities.com/think_marty_mcfly/calli.html) and Alana Evans (http://geocities.com/tiny_tim_oh_yeah/alana.html) I'd love to interview you.
Posted by Steven Perkoff at June 20, 2003 09:52 PM

Hey McFly, why not get a real site other then the freebie Geocities if your trying to impress porn sluts with your journalism?
Posted by brian at June 21, 2003 12:16 AM

I'm not trying to impress porn "sluts" as you call them. I am just having fun on the internet. I have fun by learning more about stuff I am interested in, one of those things being porn and pornstars. I guess you have fun by being a jerk to nice guys like me. Well whatever works for you man. More power to ya Bri.
Posted by Steven Perkoff at June 21, 2003 12:34 AM

Holy fucking shit! I can't believe what I have just heard, "And you’d probably wish you could infest yourself with drugs, but you’re too broke-ass of a slut to afford them" "You’re low-class trash. Repellent to my eyes, in fact." Oh and better yet, "Your lame attacks on my character are a joke, you bottom-feeding skank. All the drugs in the world couldn’t force me into fucking your repulsive cunt." Fayner you are such a double standard fucking pussy, the only reason you are pissed is because she was 100% right! She hit the nail on the head and you are in denial about what she said. Worse than that you rip on her and call her low class trash, when you try and pick up on girls of the same level of fame in the porn industry all the time. You are truly a piece of work Fayner, you try and fuck any of the skanks that come across your path. Why don't you go call Max and Skeeter and make a manwich, closet fag.
Posted by Puss Weed at June 21, 2003 12:50 AM

That´s not important. The important thing is... SIRIUS BLACK DIES AT THE END OF THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK!!!
Posted by Bellatrix at June 21, 2003 04:05 AM

WOW, did i get on the fake smelly monkey's tits or what. This is no work of the skeeter, i am guessing nicole sheridan or scott fayner. You are really giving me much more credit then i deserve. you are adding luster and mystique to a legend that doesn't exist. BUT i will let you keep stroking the smelly monkey's ego everytime you post using the great name of smelly monkey. love, kisses and huggles from smelly monkey the Great.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 21, 2003 05:26 AM

puss weed, im the loser? you're glued to my site on a weekend night. thats pathetic.
Posted by Fayner at June 21, 2003 03:22 PM

hey smelly monkey...Iam starting a porn company. Wanna help me? you seem to know alot about the inside shit on this business. What company do you work for? I know it aint Vivid.
Posted by jay at June 21, 2003 07:10 PM

Whats really sad is that this passes for "interesting" on Fayner's site.. Dude, who the fuck cares what some porn slut thinks your an alcoholic.. We already knew this.

Is it just free publicity for her or what?

Posted by Sucker Punch at June 21, 2003 09:26 PM

Sorry jay, i am already part of a production company called 'smelly monkey productions'. We will be out on the market later this year. LOL to anyone that believes this too, i would rather hang myself while watching nicole sherridan take 100 loads on her face in her infamous burkakke video then have a career in porn. I not THAT much of a loser. Only a part time one.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 21, 2003 10:39 PM

Mr Fayner i am so proud of you sticking it to this dumb fool Gen Padova.
Good to see you picking up your game.
Would love to blow you out next time i am in LA
Posted by Madeleine Stone at June 22, 2003 01:33 AM

If you click on my name you should be linked to my interview with Alana Evans. Check it out.
Posted by Steven Perkoff at June 24, 2003 12:13 AM

You guys are a bunch of idiots. That wasn't really Scott Fayner that wrote that shit to Gen. It was one of his very few other losers that writes for him when he's out getting his alcohol fix.
Posted by nina at June 25, 2003 05:01 PM

Jesus Christ, Skeeter was going completely nuts:


Luke Ford

Comments: THE ULTIMATE ITALIAN CHECKS IN

He looks like that character from "Orgazmo"

"I am...Sancho"

"Yes, but what experience do you have?"

"I am Sancho!"
Posted by Super Dave at June 20, 2003 09:02 AM

You really have to be fucking kidding me. I got beat out of a BDSM press release by Rocky Balboa? WTF?

Where's my cat o' nine.....
Posted by Wolf at June 20, 2003 01:21 PM

HOLY SHIT DOES THAT DUDE HAVE A NOSE OR WHAT!!!

DAMN!! He can smell shit before you step in it!
Posted by Mickey at June 20, 2003 08:41 PM

I wish I could have a picture of me and a girl together, I cannot even get that! Fuck all of you! Fuck your success, fuck the fun you all have.
I want more out of life.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:28 PM

Who the fuck cares about this greaser wop cocksucker?
Posted by Ethnic Cleanser at June 21, 2003 01:01 AM

LOL, i am starting to like the fake smelly monkey. he kinda grows on you after a while. Projection is a horrible thing. I feel like we should have a robin williams/ matt damon good will hunting moment. Where i keep repeating, "its not your fault" until you break down crying and hug me as you come to terms with the fact it isn't your fault. We could do that right now if you like??. (smelly monkey opens his arms and blurts out" fake smelly monkey. (slight pause) Its Not your Fault!!)
Posted by smelly monkey at June 21, 2003 05:32 AM

I wish I could get laid I'm a fat loser who can not find me dick I have not gotton laid since high school, can some tell me how it feels. All I have is my blow up doll and she popped since I put so much weight on her I am a fat slob with a short dick........ sm2003
Posted by smelly monkey at June 21, 2003 08:00 AM

Who's the babe in this one. Is she a pornstar?
Posted by Nick at June 22, 2003 06:35 AM

Oh hell yeah...


Luke Ford

Comments: GHOST (NUT)BUSTER

Fayner, you are about as funny as cancer. it wasn't funny the first time around so it certainly isn't going to be the second time. This board bites the big one, it really does. You are trying to stir the pot without offending any porn stars and it just isn't working.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 06:41 AM

Fayner, I am willing to suck you cock because I am a fucking fag you can even shove it up my ass, and please come in my mouth I love the taste of cum.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 07:35 AM

Question: How do you name the root cause of racism and two b-ball legends at the same time?
Posted by White Devil Assassin at June 19, 2003 08:45 AM

Answer: Magic's BIG Johnson and Larry's LITTLE Bird! WHERE'S ORENTHAL JAMES SIMPSON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?????????????????????????????? JB
Posted by White Devil Assassin at June 19, 2003 08:49 AM

Damn you for watermarking that image of someone in a sheet! Now I can't use it to make a shitload of money! Damn you, damn you to hell!

...and god knows, if I were going to lift any image off this site, it'd be some doofy bastard waving his arms about like a ninny in a bedspread. ;D *steals everything that isn't nailed down, and a few things that are*
Posted by sixgunsamurai at June 19, 2003 12:56 PM

I hope it's Fayner under the sheet, so I can douse him in gas and burn the jew.
Posted by Red Nekk at June 19, 2003 04:23 PM

Scott, when are you going to post something about a MAIN porn star instead of these B and C grade trash that you worship daily on this website. The other sites are breaking news on briana banks, jenteal, jenna jameson, gina lynn,etc and your here fucking around with bed sheets and holli stevens, get your head out of your ass. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 09:09 PM

hey smelly how's the food stamps working out?? still can't get a job....well good luck
Posted by pornoguy at June 20, 2003 05:19 AM

See what you did!!! Hollie Stevens' ghost is back to rip your balls off and shove them down your throat!
Posted by Belgalen at June 20, 2003 02:36 PM

Scott Fayner, I am 110 percent jealous of you! You rule! You literally have a cult following. You get laid for free. You get paid to have fun.
Am I jealous, yep! I will act out on my jealously every chance I get. I want your life Scott, I want to be you so bad, I can taste it.
Friday night, I am at home. I will go out stalking later on.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:31 PM

I've been checking every 15 minutes for the last 3 days for the video link. Where is it?
Posted by mickeyspoo at June 22, 2003 06:08 PM

it's coming. i promise
Posted by Fayner at June 22, 2003 07:53 PM

The Mark Davis hate is strong and true...


Luke Ford

Comments: MORE ON JOEY RAY

mark davis is gay. I think there should be a mark davis blackballing ( no pun intended) throughout the porn industry from now on. I don't want to see his wonky albino dick anymore.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 06:43 AM


Have you seen that purty mouth on dale...it doent surprise me that Michael Ryan I mean joey ray would get hard at that "electrifying" suck start lips on mr. Dale da homo...can all companies stop hiring these fuckin ass fags, before they ruin the industry?????? oops sorry i got a little carried away.....these guys are really sweet.......................................................................tasting for each other!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by jay at June 19, 2003 08:23 AM

Question: If you wanted to search for crack whores on the web, where's the most logical place to look?
Posted by White Devil Assassin at June 19, 2003 08:55 AM

Answer: LukeFord.com of course! WHERE'S 9/11 WHEN YOU NEED IT????????????????????????? sm
Posted by White Devil Assassin at June 19, 2003 08:57 AM

Most of the chick in porn are crack whores
Posted by snatch master at June 19, 2003 08:58 AM

mark davis is a cool ass guy. met him out on the town one evening here in vegas. dale dabone is an idiot and yes is very bisexual. saw him making out with a guy for real. his real name is dale rudder. he claims to have been a baseball player but gave up the magors for porn. total bull-shit!also really thinks he is an actor! you know that's bull-shit. these guys just should realize no-one cares about them at all. it's all about the female whores!!!
Posted by Rick at June 19, 2003 04:38 PM

I gotta back Rick on this one. I took advantage of a brief photo-op where Mark Davis was walking around at a trade show. He was very cordial when I approached him and before I could focus the camera, he had pulled in a half-dozen other stars for the shot. Very cool.
Posted by ProudWhiteTrash at June 19, 2003 08:39 PM

Mark Davis smokes pole. Maybe not on camera anymore BUT off camera he is a dick fiend.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 09:11 PM

monkey.. I here there are some good dumpsters on sunset.... is your mom still doing anal in brazil with Rocco???
Posted by pornoguy at June 20, 2003 05:21 AM

pornoguy do your homework....its Circus of Books on Santa monica in the alley.... i only know this because Joey ray and Dale da bone have their mail forwarded to them at that faggot address.
Posted by jay at June 20, 2003 07:57 AM

I know Mark Davis is not gay! I know he is one of the highest paid males in porn. Mark is so good with the girls, he directs his own scenes. Mark can do 2 scenes back to back, take a break and do another scene! I wish I could earn the money that Mark Davis makes, that is what I hate the most, he makes great money and fucks all of the hottest girls, I on the otherhand, do not.
So fuck me.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 08:55 PM

To the fake smelly monkey aka Skeeter kerkove, would you like me to send you a ball of wool to bat around or perhaps a plastic chewy toy to keep you amused for hours on end??. if so please send your full address, tel number, the password for your alarm, the hours and days you are most away from your home and your full bank details, and i will get it out to you right away, love Smelly monkey. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:07 PM

What movie does Joey Ray spooge on a guys face? Which Barely Legal is it? and how do they guys react when he does it? PLEASE LET US KNOW
Posted by hotporn! at June 23, 2003 01:30 PM

What movie does Joey Ray spooge on a guys face? Which Barely Legal is it? and how do they guys react when he does it? PLEASE LET US KNOW
Posted by hotporn! at June 23, 2003 01:30 PM

Not much going on in the Kerkove household that night.


Luke Ford

Comments: PICTURES COURTESY OF…

Gina lynn has had the right amount of surgery to get the most out of her in terms of apperance (take note bridgette). BUT who in the hell wants to see her fucked by guys with clown make up??. I mean okay, throw a little plot into each skin flick but leave out the clown make up and the over the top props. Less is more, people. Its my second most annoying pet peeve in porn. My WORST pet peeve in porn is just as a guy is about to or midway through blowing a load on a chicks face the camera pans up to his face for a good 10 seconds. WHO in the HELL wants to see a guys face while jacking off to a cumshot?, it happens in EVERY movie and it needs to stop now. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 06:49 AM

smelly monkey i have an answer to your question- "who wants to jack off to a guys face while watcching a cum shot?"................try dale da bone and joey gay i mean ray........my bad i mean they want to jack off on a guys face..........
Posted by jay at June 19, 2003 08:25 AM



i got one for you scott...how's about....we ran out of ideas so lets put makeup on you guys while you analy devastate a girl that i hope knocks that washed up looking jenna jameson off her throne.
Posted by jay at June 19, 2003 08:32 AM



i got one for you scott...how's about....we ran out of ideas so lets put makeup on you guys while you analy devastate a girl that i hope knocks that washed up looking jenna jameson off her throne.
Posted by jay at June 19, 2003 08:32 AM

of all the girls..guaranteed Gina Lynn has had way more surgeries than Bridgette. I've worked with them both.
Posted by ofallthegirls at June 19, 2003 08:51 AM

Jenna is still it! all these other nasty whores don't stand a chance in the industry. they all would love to be a vivid or even a wicked girl. it will never ever happen to any of them. if ever did, will never ever last. funny how every one of them think they are a damn celebrity. NASTY!!! smelly monkey you RULE DUDE!
Posted by Rick at June 19, 2003 01:39 PM

who in the hell is gina lynn anyhow? washed out piece of cosmetic ass. she is so damn fake! jenna is as well but at least she is the marketing queen of the industry! she would never be on this damn site.and what's up with that porn guy dufus having his name on his chair? any of them for that matter. do they all think they are mainstream celebs? that will never happen. oh yeah, cinemax movies? real hollywood that is! NOT
Posted by RICK at June 19, 2003 01:43 PM

Gina is way hotter than worn out jenna. Oh by the way jenna makes alot of money hooking in vegas. jokes on FHM
Posted by jay at June 19, 2003 05:57 PM

It's a moot point since jenna doesn't do B/G hardcore anymore and WHY in the hell did she get that stipper chick tat up her leg/s?,but i must admit i like the slightly chubber Jenna but she has to lay off the ink and remember where she made her fame and fortune, and get back to fucking on film again. Gina Lynn is a fox and loves to get nutt on her face, which is RARE today among porns biggest and brightest. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 09:16 PM

smell is mom in JM,s old wench Bukkuke this month ??? god I love to watch that old whore take it on the chin....
Posted by pornoguy at June 20, 2003 05:24 AM

pornoguy, is this supposed to get my upset and angry??. porno mom jokes!!!. i will tell you what, i'm bored so i will go along with it. (smelly monkey takes a deep breath and brings out the skeeter within).

Fuck you, you are too pussy to reveal your real name, tel number, address and bank details. You wouldn't say any of this shit to my face cause i would fuck you up. Pacos of la will fuck you up esay. We loco, Yo quiero Taco Bell.


Does that work for you pornofan??, is that enough to start a feud between us??.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 07:14 AM

I do! I want to jack off to a guys face sometimes. I am bisexual. You have a problem with that! Sometimes I like guys, sometimes girls. It is my mother fucking life! I do not want to jack off to ugly guys. I refuse to.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:55 PM

First encounter with a suitcase pimp other than Skeeter


Luke Ford

Comments: (PORN TO) ROCKING WITH CALLI COX

God is she just a pig. Nasty as hell! She also is a prostitute. David Crawford from Wicked ring any bells nasty girl? And i'm not jealous either. Someone will probably say that.Just saving you the time is all.
WHERE IS JENNA WHEN YOU NEED HER? We need girls like that back in the industry. Not these chciks like coxx the ox whpo works for rinky dink companies.
Posted by RICH at June 18, 2003 01:00 PM

whatever, but I'm just waiting for her to give up dat ass, like April. I hope a little of her friend belladonna rubs off on her sooner or later.
Posted by whatthe hell at June 18, 2003 01:14 PM

Ae you guys insane? Calli is EXTREMELY GORGEOUS!
Posted by Adrock at June 18, 2003 04:06 PM

Jesus, what a bunch of fucking losers. Scott Fasyner, I for one have had it with reading these idiot posts from a bunch of no-life morons who have nothing better to do than sign on to mom's computer anonymously and post idiotic, illiterate and insulting comments about the girls in the porn world. All these retards need to move out of their parent's basements and get a life.

Rich, you aren't fit to lick Calli's asshole and you know it, you pudwhacking loser tick turd. Fuck you.

Tim Case
Posted by Tim Case at June 18, 2003 06:37 PM

sorry Tim whoever you are. I have to agree with Rich. She isnt very cute and further more either do PR for your company (SHANES WORLS)or do it for yourself but both is a conflict. It is reasons like this the girls dont get taken seriously when they want to work in other capacities in this biz. boy the wonders of MAC....make-up that is
Posted by jay at June 18, 2003 07:39 PM

I really don't care what most of these people are saying. I'm just disappointed she doesn't have a site up or something.
Posted by A FAN at June 18, 2003 08:41 PM

she is all airbrushed and totally sucking in that gut of hers. trust me i've seen her in person, she is a chubby one. hate the 80's perm too. and by the way: fuck you loser kiss ass man!none of these girls are going to hump you because you kiss ass faggot!
Posted by rich at June 18, 2003 09:08 PM

Calli is rank. I love that Tim Case guy, he insults the people who read and post on these boards calling them no-life morons. Yet he is not only READING these boards BUT posting on them too. Would you care for a cookie and a warm glass of milk, tim??. The majority if not all of porn fans are losers, BUT they are the people that make the porn industry a multi billion dollar industry. I guess this is as good a time as any to perform an intervention with Tim Case. (smelly monkey opens his arms and blurts out the following) "Tim, you are one of us, welcome to the club".SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 18, 2003 09:39 PM

BTW rank is bad, calli has a nice rack and a head to protect them, she is horrid.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 18, 2003 09:40 PM

Jay, Rich both of you dudes really need to get a life, Calli would not give either one of you guys a second look! Post a picture of your ugly selves for all of us to judge! You most certainly won't do that!
Good for you Tim Case! Forget about those other cry babies who cannot even score a girl at a RAVE party!
Posted by Demi at June 19, 2003 02:06 AM

Demi (smelly monkey gets down on one knee). Will you marry me??.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 02:51 AM

First, who says all porn watchers are losers? Porn didn't get huge from the unemployment checks of lowlifes. Employed, even well-off people like yours truly like porn and like to read about the industry, so don't call us "losers.

Second, to each his own, man. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Throw out any cliche you want. So some of think Calli is cute. Yeah, she's got a little baby fat. Sure beats the crack whore look that's prevalent in porn right now. I say she's cute not because I want to fuck her, I say she's cute because she's cute, and she's a whack fantasy of mine, plain and simple.

And oh, btw, speaking of Jenna and prostitution, even she's not above suspicion in that regard. Interesting enough, you hear rumors about most of the girls in the business escorting on the side, but I've never heard *anything* about Calli escorting.
Posted by whatthe hell at June 19, 2003 07:23 AM

Who said that "lowlifes" have to be unemployed? I don't care how good your job is, if you spend any part of your day reading lukeford.com, you are a big loser. I can admit that, and you should too.
Posted by fistfuker at June 20, 2003 01:07 PM

You need to retard your anger...retard. If you feel you're a loser, then by all means wallow in your losertude. Let the rest of us have our fun.
Posted by whatthe hell at June 20, 2003 04:29 PM

Fistfker is right. If you read lukeford.com and enjoy porn to the extent that you know more then 10 porn stars names, then your a loser. Its not a bad thing, you could have a perfectly normal and full life outside of it, But there is a unspoken rule that if you know more then 10 porn stars names then you are a loser. Its okay.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 05:17 PM

Haha looks like a lot of people have self-esteem issues, man. Relax, it's just porn.

Yeah, I know lots of porn names. I live in LA, so I spot lots of porn chicks around. Strange....for some reason I just can't bring myself to feel like a loser.

Get rid of your guilt! Get rid of your shame! You're playing right into the hands of the Christian right!
Posted by whatthe hell at June 20, 2003 06:11 PM

Nothing to do with any self estem issues. You won't find a more cocky and annoying person then smelly monkey. I'm just not in denial about it. If you know and read lukeford.com as a regular and know a lot of porn names you're a loser. BUT it is still not as bad as BEING a porn star, there are different levels of losers, and to be honest everyone is a loser in some faciate of their lives. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 06:26 PM

Well, I am not cocky, however I can only be annoying if you allow me to be. You cannot hurt me, you cannot find me. I feel powerful, strong, studly, rich. The white man has been cruel to me.
The devil white man is getting paid back by me. The jerks who were extremely mean to me when I was young, the girls who would make jokes about me, Well, get a load of me now.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:18 PM

Here's where Skeeter really started tripping out. A few posts later and he thought Monkey was his probation officer.


Luke Ford

Comments: MARK DAVIS-HAMMER OF THE GODS

Mark davis is a fruit. He did two ametuer gay pornos in his homeland (england) before coming out to the states to do straight. He is a good anal performer for a reason, ask voodoo and skeeter kerkove, they know first hand why he is so good.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 18, 2003 04:24 AM

hey monkey how's atkins going ??? because we all know you are are over 3oo lbs and hav'nt seen you dick in 5 years... you are a loser ...do you have a job?? and did'nt you know fucking your dog is illegal... why don't you do everybody a favor and DIE...
love, PG
Posted by pornoguy at June 18, 2003 05:55 AM

to my dearest pornofan:

YAWN. All been said before many a time on this board. If you decide to comeback with something you have thought up on your own instead of stolen material from the skeeter comeback files then i will give you more then the response i am honoring you with now. love, hugs and kisses SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 18, 2003 06:07 AM

" He knows what he’s doing. He’s got that sweet English accent and a covered wagon to die for."----Fayner, did you write that????
Is there something about your liking for 'covered wagons' we should know about?
Posted by huh? at June 18, 2003 12:38 PM

All i know is mark davis did 2 ametuer gay pornos back in the uk, i think one was called 'bangers and mash' but don't hold me to that. Voodoo i'm not sure about but he definatly has that look to him and not only does he like to be with 2 or more males per scene he likes to be with known gay for pay males actors in his scenes, and i don't think that pop shot on the sage scene was by accident either. believe the monkey.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 18, 2003 03:56 PM

smelly monkey: "pop shot on the sage scene?" huh?
Posted by new world odor at June 18, 2003 07:58 PM

Fayner-

That was the gayest thing you ever wrote. Please take that back or turn in your hetero card.
Posted by fistfuker at June 20, 2003 01:09 PM

I hate it, Mark Davis earns top pay, fucks all of the hottes chicks and does whatever he pleases.
Whatever, wish I could be Mark.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:40 PM

Voodoo, I am so very, very jealous of you. Your wife Nicole is so beautiful. I hate that no good rotten Skeeter Kerkove. Skeeter is the Devil! He is Satan! Skeeter will go straight to hell for getting all of these girls to enjoy "Full Throttle" sodomy! I hate you Skeeter, go to hell where you belong. Skeeter is the white Devil.
Voodoo, I will do my best to not be jealous of you and your wife.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 10:03 PM

Voodoo and Nicole Rule. They won an AVN award together. The scene they did in "Juggernaut", was one of the best hardcore sex scenes ever!
Voodoo, I am a jealous bitter man! Period, it is friday night and I am here posting on this board. It makes me so angry. I will not respond anymore tonight. If that devil Skeeter Kerkove finds out, he will roast me alive on this board. I hate that no good rotten Skeeter Kerkove. I want him and that damn Bridgette to be poor and sad. I want them to not ever make money again. I want Skeeter and Bridgettes movies not to sell.
My only concern is I do not want to draw anymore attention to those damn Kerkoves. I took my anger out on Voodoo because of that white devil Skeeter Kerkove. Also, you two did an incredable job at the Tuxford house out by the pool. Not just in Juggernaut. As a matter of fact, all of your scenes are the best. However, white devil Skeeter is no good. Skeeter is pure evil. I hate you Skeeter and Bridgette Kerkove. Skeeter you are a sinner. Find God Skeeter.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 10:53 PM

The strain begins to wear on Fayner when he realizes all of his readers outside of Smelly Monkey are Mike Meatmaster (he was "PornFaninTX" then)

Luke Ford

Comments: THERE’S A PARTY GOIN’ ON RIGHT HERE

does that mean there wont be any sluts already there except the ones you provide?
Posted by Tony at June 17, 2003 09:10 AM

does that mean there wont be any sluts already there except the ones you provide?
Posted by Tony at June 17, 2003 09:10 AM

sounds lame
Posted by jeff at June 17, 2003 11:30 AM

so we should assume there will be no girls at this dickfest........
Posted by niki at June 17, 2003 11:19 PM

he wanted me to bring my own chicks 'cause Im not allowed to touch the Sineplex girls. something about me being a filth-ridden bum.

my guess is it'll be packed with hotties, but yall wont know cause you arent invited.
Posted by Fayner at June 18, 2003 12:13 AM

The rsvp loops to netvideo girls.
Posted by Ahmad at June 18, 2003 10:33 AM


Wow i hope iam one of the lucky sluts invited to what appears to be a all guy gangbang.....
Posted by jen at June 18, 2003 11:16 AM


iam sorry buy this party is going to be lame, and they are using my name to promote their company. It sucks...who's the lame brain throwing this thing?...On the Rox is as big as my bathroom.....and whats an unofficial party? I'll be at Calli's party atleast there wil be girls.....
Posted by bella at June 19, 2003 08:29 AM

There you go Scott. When you have a morman, gangbang star who cries on national TV with her mom about her career choice ,saying its going to be lame, then its going LAMMMME. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 05:20 PM

I was not invited, so stick it where the sun don't shine. I truly hate all of you! It is friday night and I am on the computer, get a hint of what my life is like? I do not see any famous porn people posting on a friday night. Just lonely me, the super duper smelly monkey.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:23 PM

To all of you who thought the party was going to be lame. HAH! Fuck Off... It was a blast with lots of horny hot chicks! Think twice before you bash a Sineplex.
Posted by jason at June 20, 2003 10:29 PM

LOL. I love the fake smelly monkey's insults, because they always come back and bite him on the butt. If my post was on a friday night then his post dated on the 20th the day after mine at 9.23 pm, is a saturday night at 9.23 PM. Round 1 to real smelly monkey, while fake smelly monkey makes his way to the corner trying to recover from insulting HIMSELF. Once again (smelly monkey gets in robin williams mode) ' its not your fault' , ' its not your fault'. Hugs, kisses, puppys and kittens to all.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 22, 2003 06:49 AM

First starlet confronts Smelly Monkey to the tune of Tammy Wynette


Luke Ford

Comments: GAY-FOR-PAY OR FLAMING ALL THE WAY?

Gay for pay is a crock. I mean any straight man wouldn't bang a dude for ANY amount of money at all. The last guy to do the gay to straight cross over was skeeter kerkove, and we all know how that turned out. No more coss overs ever.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 17, 2003 12:17 AM

I love to to suck on cock and take it up my ass I'm so fucking gay, and I am a loser and I do not care
Posted by Smellymonkey at June 17, 2003 09:50 AM

Reminds me of how Joey Ray gave Voodoo a facial on the set of Barely Legal. They were DP'ng Adrianna Sage, Joey stepped back while Voodoo was giving Sage anal in RC. Joey then stepped up and blew his load on Voodoo's face. It only made the behind the scenes footage. But ever since I saw that I can't watch scenes with either.

Sucks too, cuz I dig Nicole Sheridan.

Posted by Porn Fan in SD at June 17, 2003 10:18 AM

DaBone and Ray are gay? Where the fuck have I been? This is news to me. Shouldn't be shocked though - both pretty boys. But hey, if they can get double the pay for it I guess a hole is a hole.
Posted by Hunter Down at June 17, 2003 10:37 AM

Faggots
Posted by travis at June 17, 2003 11:21 AM

So, I guess that means that Marc Davis, Joel Lawrence, Dillon Day, and almost every male performer out there are gay too because maybe the other guy in a scene doesn't have good aim? I guess in the case of Voodoo's explosive pop shot, you could ad a few directors, cameramen, and still photographers to that list!

Sorry you don't dig my hubby PFinSD, but please remember, I am only half of a very successful team so if you enjoy my work, you've got to give him credit as well :-)

XOXO,
Nicole
Posted by nicolesheridan at June 17, 2003 03:03 PM

And out of NOWHERE comes Nicole Sheridan. Voodoo does like to bat for the other team, with the majority of scenes he does involving 2 or more men is a pretty good indication. He does like his gangbangs, doesn't he. Looks like you two need a sit down and to open a few closets in your household.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 17, 2003 06:15 PM

I wonder why it's always about the guy? Ever stop to consider that I actually ENJOY getting fucked by two guys at the same time and that since I only do b/g scenes where Voodoo is in the scene, companies that want a nastier scene are usually going to opt for b/b/g instead of b/g/g?

The first orgasm I ever had on film was during a DP from Voodoo and Marc Davis and I've been hooked ever since. Sounds to me like you are just jealous of Voodoo's enormous cock!

It's OK. If I were a guy, I'd be jealous too. Besides that beautiful cock, he gets to spend every morning of his life waking up next to me.

Nicole
Posted by nicolesheridan at June 17, 2003 06:37 PM

in my opinion, Voodoo is 100% straight. and Nicole is 100% sweet mama. if only she didnt think of me as her brother, cause Id love to bang her fine ass. voodoo is also welcome to join in if he wants.

smelly monkey, you're an ass
Posted by Fayner at June 17, 2003 07:20 PM

Hey i can't help it if all i do is speak the truth, even is the majority of the time it is by accident. I love it whenever i take a shot at a pornstar they thing they come back with is " i must be jealous". If i wanted to be a pornstar, i would be a pornstar, you don't need a degree in anything to be one , all you need is a dick and a bottle of viagra and the mind power to find someone like nicole sheridan attractive. Read the krystal steal interview on setgo.com, her jobs before pornstar was checkout check at target and counter girl at ballon store, then mega pornstar. Hugs and kisses SM.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 17, 2003 08:20 PM

I'm bored, so i am just going to list smelly monkey's top 10 pornstars of all time.

1. Tori welles
2. taylor hayes
3. jenna jameson
4. janet jacme (i know, im suprised too)
5. heather hunter
6. charlie (even though she only works with one dude)
7. krystal steal
8. jr carrington
9. sky lopez
10. tera patrick

would've made it, had they not of being cum dodgers goes to the following: Chasey lain, jenteal and nikki tyler.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 17, 2003 09:41 PM

Just to clarify, I don't think Voodoo is gay. it's just when that happened it fucked it up for me. So now when I see him in a scene it brings back unpleasant memories. It wasn't his fault, he was banging a smokin' hot Adrianna Sage in the ass. He was the victim really.

And Nicole, I totally dig you, you are one of the hottest in the biz. Much love to you baby and good luck to both of you in the future.

Porn Fan
Posted by Porn Fan in SD at June 18, 2003 09:57 AM

I like to lick cocks and taste cum and have cocks shoved up my ass who want's to watch me i'm so fucking gay
Posted by smelly monkey at June 18, 2003 10:07 AM

Nicole and Voodoo rock...she's one of the hottest A List chicks in the business, and her husband is cool as hell and a great performer.

Tim

Posted by Tim Case at June 18, 2003 10:47 AM

I love it
Posted by yo yo at June 18, 2003 11:13 AM

who cares about nicole this is about two fuckin gay guys that fuck in this biz. They should not have straight sex anymore it is now a ruined fantasy all i wanted was a couple of cool "swinging dick mother fuckers" to tag that ass!!!!! instead i get Ramrod da bone and Bo Regard Ray....but i digress
Posted by jay at June 18, 2003 07:24 PM

Pimps duke it out over who's a bigger sleazebag


Luke Ford

Comments: ME LIKE COCK LONG TIME

Oh my gosh - that is the finest ass I think I've ever seen in my whole life! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

XxX
Posted by XxXReporter at June 17, 2003 09:37 AM

Jeez Louise, what a find!
Posted by Joe at June 17, 2003 10:14 AM

Extremely hot woman. She is actually the sister of Japan, who's even hotter. WOuld love to hear more about these two sisters who each take it up the ass for pay.
Posted by Eddie at June 17, 2003 11:52 AM

She is hot!
Posted by Les at June 17, 2003 12:35 PM

what a HOT babe !
great azz !!

Posted by Slacker at June 17, 2003 01:34 PM

Why is this loser still running his scam? Mogelgig is a fucking loser in some crappy apt in Vegas that cant find his own girls. She has been on my website for months!!

http://www.rebspgi.com/mya_mason.html

Every two days someone has a problem with Robert "Brushmyteeth" Ferrera. The whole fiasco with Vicky Vette who supposedly was being repped by LAdirectmodels, but amazing enough she also had an ad on onemodelplace but when people emailed or called about the ad she sent them to LAdirectmodels?.

Anyways, Robert stop TROLLING message boards and website for models who can get their own work with you loser. People are starting to get sick of your bullshit.

Reb Sawitz
Posted by Reb at June 17, 2003 02:24 PM

Well, I gotta say one thing about him Reb, his pictures blow yours out of the fucking water. If you were REALLY interested in getting this girl some fucking work, you'd make sure you have the best pics of her available - and by the looks of it - you don't.

I would book her in a second by the looks of these pics, but comparing them to her pics on your site - well, there is no comparison. Get with the program Reb - or someone will come in and do it for you.

XxX
Posted by XxXReporter at June 17, 2003 03:31 PM

XxX,

Your posting shows how out of tune you are with the business. Evidently your a rain-coater with dreams of making a living in the porn business.

HERE'S A REALITY CHECK:

Real Producers dont want "PROMO" or "GLOSSY" pics of potential talent. Promo/Glossy pics are the result of someone using Adobe Photoshop to remove any skin flaws and to give her a better appreance. But guess what? When the girl walks into your office or your set, all the photoshop work doesnt matter a fucking bit!!

Your right the promo/glossy looks better!! No shit genius!! But between the two pics(Shitheads and Mine), guess which one actually shows up on the production set? MINE!! On my site, you are the real deal, no photoshop no nothing, it how the girl looks in real life.

XxX who ever you are, you CLEARLY have never shot a porn video, or at the very least hired a girl based on a promo pic and then been shocked when the girl shows up in person.

XxX please continue to jack off videos, the people who hire girls from me need you to fund their companies.

Sincerely
Reb "therealdeallikeholyfield" Sawitz
Posted by Reb Sawitz at June 17, 2003 04:14 PM

That whole scam over at Modelgig is about to run its course. People are sick of the bullshit and lies.

Several people are wondering why Robert "crusty" Ferrara and LAdirect were promoting Vicky Vette as been 27 yrs old when she was actually 37 yrs old. HINT TO BOTH OF THEM: In this business, we need to see a copy of a girls ID. Most ID's have a DATE OF BIRTH!!!

Again, I'm against advertising pussy for sale in a false or deceiptive manner.

Sincerely
Reb "therealdeallikeholyfield" Sawitz
Posted by Reb at June 17, 2003 04:33 PM

Reb says...."Promo/Glossy pics are the result of someone using Adobe Photoshop".

Reb, this is not always the case my man. It's all about good hair, good makeup, good lighting, flattering poses and a hot girl. Combine these elements and no photoshop is needed. Even if those pics that modelgig posted had not been retouched, the pictures are still more flattering to the model than yours.

Perhaps if you would hire a decent photographer who knew something about photography, lighting and working with models to produce "flattering" poses, you would do better. Great photography has nothing to do with photoshop Reb, it has to do with knowledge.

You don't have to be a porn veteran or a genius to understand that a better "more flattering" picture (not a photoshopped picture) may result in more inquiries which may result in more bookings.

I book models all the time and yes....I always tell the girl (or her agent) to send me pics that are NOT photoshopped or retouched in any way. But I still get some absolutely great shots. Why? Because the model and/or agent understands that great photography can flatter the model the way that amateur photography can't. Once you learn that Reb, your business may actually grow by a small percentage this year

XxX
Posted by XxXReporter at June 17, 2003 04:34 PM

XxX,

How long have you been in business, also how long have you been a coward? Ask a few people how long I have been in adult. You were still spanking off to your parents porn collection when I set up shop.

Nuff said,

Reb
Posted by Reb at June 17, 2003 05:01 PM

Ahhhh right. How many years you've been in the business says nothing about how successful you are and how much knowledge you have, does it?

It's people like me who keep termites like you in business my friend. I hire girls for pics and video. And because I do a lot of this, I know what I like to see when I'm looking to book girls. And I can tell you this....

A model or agent who sends me pictures that actually flatter the girl and show her as an attractive piece of meat are more likely to get my attention and a booking. I didn't say photoshopped pictures. I said pictures that flatter the model. Compare these shots to the ones on your site Reb...there's no fucking comparision.

I don't need to see pictures of this girl on all fours with her ass up in the air. I don't even need to see spread shots to determine if I want to work with her. I just need good clean shots from the front and rear. Those pics on your site look like pictures of a Mississippi trailor trash whore that you shot out back of your mamas house in your trailor. What the fuck???

Have a good life Reb,

XxX
Posted by XxXReporter at June 17, 2003 05:11 PM

Listen hillbilly bob and your 5th grade education. It doesnt take a PhD to know that YES, how long someone has been around is a clear indication of business health. Morons like you came and go in this business, but I remain even with all the new wannabe agents and scam artists. Please do yourself a favor and stop talking. Now I realize why you dont post your name or anything else, clearly you dont want people know how fucking retarded you are.

I'm laughing at you while you hide behind three letters.

Sincerely
Reb "beenhereanddonethat" Sawitz
Posted by Reb at June 17, 2003 05:18 PM

Gentlemen... Gentlemen... Gentlemen. Both of you guys need to apologize to each other and learn to just get along. There's plenty of stanky pussy out there for ALL of you to exploit!!
Posted by shnick at June 17, 2003 06:28 PM


- reads ^^ -

aahhhaaa. this is amusing.

sorry. didn't mean to intrude.

- goes back to her little corner -

Posted by Lolita Young at June 17, 2003 07:29 PM

So, all this time it has been Reb that has been trashing me. Interesting since I have never met this man. I dont have a trashy apartment. I have a quite nice place thank you very much and a well lit office and photographic studio in which to meet models. I also have two professional photographers working with me. I do know that directors want to see untouched photos of the ladies, but until Miss Mya walks into my office in Las Vegas I will need to make due with the great photos supplied to me.
Reb, stop by the office some time to meet me and see how I am professional and do not drop to other peoples standards when replying to posts. By the way, didnt you retire and are now shooting porn? That's what my friend Claire James said when she saw you on set and she thought you were so cute in her hat, so she let you keep it.
Ciao.

Posted by Robert Ferrara at June 17, 2003 11:19 PM

I like pizza!!!!!.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 17, 2003 11:32 PM

Oh yeah,
I forgot to mention this Reb or whoever you really are posting as Reb. Your right, I do not find girls, they come to me.
Ciao
Posted by Robert Ferrara at June 17, 2003 11:44 PM

Damn! right on Robert luv yas!
Posted by CJ at June 18, 2003 04:25 AM

Back on the subject of the girl(s) ... this girl Mya takes a huge hard black pole deep in every hole in Black Cheerleader Search #58. Fucking awesome. Has to be seen. These two sisters are HOT.
Posted by eddie at June 18, 2003 07:21 AM

Who cares what the big whale Claire James thinks? The nasty fat cunt does $500 gangbangs? What does that tell you?
Posted by Micky at June 18, 2003 08:16 PM

No Claire James does not do gangbangs for 500, i am way more expensive than that fucktard, and perhaps you should give your real name it would be alot funner to make you look like a moron that way;) oh by the way i am 5'8 at 135 T and A mutha fucker not even close to being fat....
Posted by CJ at June 18, 2003 08:32 PM

Cj: funner??, fucktard??, a mutha fucker not even close to being fat??. Me fail engwish??.


Claire James= Classy.



I heard before she got into porn she did 3 guys in the back of a pick up for a subway sandwich and a pack of smokes. No hole was off limits.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 18, 2003 10:03 PM

Yeah great english, now I see why you do porn. Do you want me to remind you who paid you $500 for a gangbang?
Posted by Micky at June 19, 2003 01:28 AM

smelly monkey its true, you know i have only graduated high school and had two years of junior college.....and it was for a pickle and a pack of gum not a subway sandwhich (fuck you)

and as for you Micky, i bet you are David Cruz right? the looser agent with a DUI record and lives in a piece of shit office near LAX? if so hows business? please do name the scene and the people that i have done a $500 gangbang for......next time please try harder with the insults someday you just might say something intelligent, BUT don't feel bad alot of people have no talent.

have a nice night boys
Claire
Posted by CJ at June 19, 2003 02:03 AM

westcoasttricks, the guys who all pitch in the buy pussy togther. countless girls laugh at their "offer". If you got paid more(which EVERYONE knows you didnt) they must have paid you by the pound.

micky

p.s. Two years of junior college? Let me guess you went to Wanker County Community College
Posted by Micky at June 19, 2003 02:16 AM

oooooh! good comeback, say, youre really special, aren't you? I understand Actually it was PCC in Tampa FL why, you interested in attending one of their "Slow" classes? might help ya know with your self esteem, lack of intelligence, HELL ya might even be able to get a real job eh?

Claire
Posted by CJ at June 19, 2003 02:41 AM

LOL. I like this Claire james. i like the cut of her jib. You're hired. Will the same price as last time work??. $500 for 12 guys everyhole open for buisness , right??. If so, just sign on the dotted line below.


- - - - - - - - - - -
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 02:55 AM

Yep, exactly what I thought. $500 gangbangs, damn hookers make more and for one guy!! I recommend you vist Jenny Craig then try your luck on some street corner.

I'll pass on PCC, I went to UNC for undergrad then NYU for grad school. You stick to $500 gangbangs and community colleges, I'll stick to Division I schools and working Fortune 500 companies.

And anytime you want to compare paychecks and 401ks just let me know.
Posted by Mickey at June 19, 2003 02:56 AM

HELL YES!!! I'll give her $1200 for 12 guys!!! I love $100 whores!!

Claire, you make america a better place!
Posted by Skeeter at June 19, 2003 02:58 AM

Hmmm your typing changed must of needed help from another to write that huh? I see the name changed from micky to mickey (lol must of found some one who could write a disney name correctly)For the record NO i did not do an gangbang for 500.

No thanx skeeter;)

Claire
Posted by CJ at June 19, 2003 03:10 AM

Skeeter putts from the rough, the guy is tooty fruity. Claire if you were to ever work for skeeter take cash only, otherwise you will be BBBouncing the check he gives you all the way to the bank and then all the way home again. Time for a score check.

Smelly monkey 4, skeeter 0

I see you 2 points and raise you a gay skeeter like bandana. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 03:21 AM

*round 4* wait..... i need popcorn and more pictures of this hot bitch. how did looser Robert of modelgig find her?
Posted by Johnson at June 19, 2003 03:21 AM

Johnson, loser not looser, moron


Claire
Posted by CJ at June 19, 2003 03:24 AM

WOW, this claire james chick comes out guns balzing. Insulting everyone. Its a shame you are overwieght and bang lots of guys for pennies or you might of been Mrs Smelly monkey. Hows my ego??.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 03:39 AM

Ok ok i will retract my claws now.... I only insulted Micky and another idiot for bashing my partner Robert. Besides why can't we all get along (awww mushy part) and say our real names? I'd really love to see some of the people on here become face to face with each other and actually have the balls (or lack of) to say the things said on here to each others face.
Posted by CJ at June 19, 2003 03:55 AM

Sure we can meet in person, I have $100 for you . .not sure about the line of guys wrapped around the block though. But that doesnt matter huh?

Oh, make sure you email gene ross, he is BLASTING your "partner" along with wankerwang.

But for the record, you did the gangbang for $500 or LESS. I doubt you have a check to prove otherwise. Everyone knows the cheap tricks dont pay more.
Posted by Mickey at June 19, 2003 12:15 PM

I met this cutie when she was pondering the idea of getting fucked on film. I was there watching her first ever scene, she is smokin!!! She has a great ass, beautiful face and one tight little hole!! That picture of her with the teddy bear makes me realize that she has come a long way and is definately one to watch for!! Really all it does is make me wanna lick that pussy, but what the hell, she does have potential!
Posted by jessie at June 19, 2003 03:15 PM

Jessie, you sick freak you probably wanted to lick her fat sloppy pussy after her gangbang. Rumors going around she did for a place to stay while in LA.
Posted by Micky at June 19, 2003 06:11 PM

She has started fulfilling her potential. She takes a big very hard cock deep up the poop chute in Black Cheerleader Search 58 I think it is? She can take a HARD anal pounding. She's ready to work with Jordan, Byron, any of the great anal filmmakers. Sweet and submissive. This girl's gonna be a star.
Posted by eddie at June 20, 2003 07:19 AM

C.J., I am a loser. That is why I put you down. I am a very, very lonely guy, I cannot get girls, I sit here at home on a friday night. Why? Nobody likes me. Give you my real name? I am a huge pussy! It will never happen. I am a spineless creature. I suck! Do you know why I can respond all day and night long? Because I have no life, no friends, NOBODY!SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 11:06 PM

Smelly Monkey you forgot to add your a flamer.
Posted by reno at June 22, 2003 12:22 AM

I think at this moment, the Cage was born


Luke Ford

Comments: A CONVERSATION I WANTED NO PART OF

i would like to know if she is interested in male monkeys by chance??. If so, we might have a opening for her on one of our lines here at smelly monkey productions.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 16, 2003 01:38 AM

what a pig.
Posted by sdfsd at June 16, 2003 07:22 AM

fayner, would suck the dog off, because he is a loser and rumor has it he has aids.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 16, 2003 07:37 AM

I am a loser, I am so jealous of Scott Fayner.
I want to be accepted, nobody likes me, I mean NOBODY likes me. I am sorry Scott, I smelly monkey have sucked off a dog before. I have AIDS.
I am so very sorry for being so jealous and hating women. I need help. I am so fucked.
Scott gets all of the positive attention, due to my extremely low self-esteem, I act out negatively.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 16, 2003 08:38 AM

Smelly,

Why do you exist? If you dont like what you read, dont read it but why do you attact Scott in the most inane manner. Jerk!
Posted by some chick at June 16, 2003 10:20 AM

what a pig is right! where is jenna? this site mostly has pigs and porn girls that most people have not heard of. where is jenna type stars? they seem to never be here? oh that's right they have that pig that put chopsticks up her ass to try to get known. like that is working now!
Posted by kyle at June 16, 2003 11:38 AM

Fayner:
Has sexual intercourse with animal's and little boys in the park what a homo
Posted by Smelly Monkey at June 16, 2003 01:25 PM

i think i speak for everyone, Mike must have seen you coming and told her to say something, otherwise, i think i speak for everyone on the east coast thats fucked up.

Posted by skoat at June 16, 2003 05:01 PM

skoat...no,youve never met eva
Posted by henry at June 16, 2003 06:10 PM

The very first post and this post are the only REAL smelly monkey posts as the majority of smart posters on this board would know, the other 3 smelly monkey posts are by skeeter and bridgette. I could tell because only those 2 could fuck up the email address of smellymonkey@aol.com 3 straight times.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 16, 2003 06:52 PM

actually-no...
Posted by bridgette at June 16, 2003 08:10 PM

I smell asses for a living I am a loser who can not get a girl unless I pay the whore for sex and then she refuses me because i am a total loser who has no dick
Posted by SmellyMonkey at June 16, 2003 08:16 PM

Good job skeeter. I'm glad to know that im in your thoughts. Is it alright if i borry your wife for the weekend, would $4000 cover it for the whole weekend??. I have a few buisness partners coming in to town and they will need a whore for the best part of the weekend.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 16, 2003 09:05 PM

I need to make a confession, that I suck cock and take it up the ass while people watch , I love to taste of mens cum in my mouth, I'm so fucking gay
Posted by SmeIIy Monkey at June 17, 2003 09:07 AM

LOL, Skeeter i give your brownie points for trying hard. BUT you will need to come up with stuff a little stronger then this to get on my titties. Hugs and kisses SM.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 17, 2003 06:17 PM

Smelly monkey- is the real loser & hater. Fayner is sweet, sexy and a nice guy. So Fuck off Smelly-YOU STINK...and Fayner RULES & is doin just fine in life!
Posted by Thugspice at June 19, 2003 11:54 AM

Smelly monkey- is the real loser & hater. Fayner is sweet, sexy and a nice guy. So Fuck off Smelly-YOU STINK...and Fayner RULES & is doin just fine in life!
Posted by Thugspice at June 19, 2003 11:54 AM

'Fuck off Smelly-YOU STINK'. Gee i wonder what put the thought that i might stink into your mind. Love, kisses and hugs from SMELLY monkey.,
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 04:57 PM

skeeter is one of the biggest retards I have ever seen lol I used to like this guy, but after the shit he and his dumb whore are posting oh my god I wont even try to use proper grammer or punctuation because it does not exist in skeeters world ha I will laugh for the reat of my life knowing that no matter what I will never be able to compare skeeters scumbagedness skeeter you are proof god does not exist
Posted by Frankie at June 21, 2003 12:51 AM

Holy Shit, my first post, when Monkey had been "banned"


How fascinating. In related news, I ordered a pizza last night and paid a parking ticket. What the fuck is this, Fayner's Extremely Local News?
Posted by Smiling Arab at July 23, 2003 09:15 AM

Smiling Arab, you are dead-on. Fuck all this lame news crap.
Posted by mateo at July 23, 2003 04:11 PM

I can't believe I wasted ten seconds of my life reading this shit. Whoever the hell this Scott Fartner is, he needs to get a life.
Posted by Big10 at July 23, 2003 06:46 PM

I think ive said this before but shortly after i got fayner to pull the comments option from his site he had a story and at the bottom of the story he had two links, one to adt and one to xxxpt. By chance i clicked the xxxpt link. Just weird that i could've easily clicked the adt one and last a total of three days before hanging up my hat.

hmm wheres mr poo?