Unforgettable
Directed by Bud Lee
Starring Shay, Brittney Skye, Julie Meadows, Gina Ryder, Michelle Michaels
Sin City

“Gag, gag, gag. C’mon, I wanna see tears!”

Feature porn, with condoms even, that doesn’t suck (in a bad way)? Can it be? Yep. Although Unforgettable has a Lifetime movie’s worth of plotstuff and lotsa gabbin’, it’s star attraction, the amazingly cute curvy blonde hard-on queen Shay more than makes up for all the yack. The story finds Shay suffering from amnesia, living with rugged outdoorsman/ex-doctor Randy Spears in a cabin somewhere. She has feverish dreams about some chick fuckin’ some dude, but that’s about all she has to go on as far as her former life goes. So, she makes breakfast in skimpy outfits and sucks Spears dry every chance she gets. How perfect a life does this guy have, right? Well, it’s all gonna come crashing down around his ankles if she starts connecting the dots on those dreams of hers…

Despite the fact that Shay demands a sheath when getting porked, her looks are enuff to heat up the screen to a boil as lucky Mr. Spears does what his name sez in several stylized but sexy scenes. Michelle Michaels (sadly, not my local weather girl) is also on deck as the resident evil bitch-whose-fucking-Shay’s-real-husband, Gina Ryder as the bored wife of Randy’s best friend (nothing boring about her sloppy dining room table fuck scene, tho), and the sorta-homely Julie Meadows as a dying girl looking for one last blast o’ doctor penis before she goes. Yeah, you heard me.

Finally, Brittney Skye, with pink hair and in a white trash outfit that’d impress even Daisy Duke, brings the action to a thunderous climax as she sucks and fucks some skinny creep on the flatbed of a pick-up truck. At a llama farm, even! Why? Hint: Shay dreams of llamas all the time, man. But just cuz you CAN go home again, doesn’t mean that you have to. See? A life lesson, even.

As is the style of feature porn, the sex scenes lean more towards erotic than bestial, but if yr lookin’ for something to pop in that’ll get the ol’ lady in the mood (and keep you there, if she nods off on ya halfway through), then pick up Unforgettable. As far as it’s leading lady is concerned, they got the title right.

Exxxtras: Behind the scenes, interviews, bios, trailers, photo gallery.

-Sleazegrinder