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#126562 - 11/02/05 10:32 AM Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Here are my pics from Venus Fair in Berlin. It's all fodder for the Monkey Cage. Discuss amongst yourselves.






Evan Seinfeld and Silvia Saint


Hillary Scott, Brandon Iron and Me



Renee Pornero, looking cute and normal


New from Vivid/Club Jenna: Lexie Marie Loves Ketchup




Even Don Hollywood crossed the pond for the event.


Dave Pounder and his mail-order bride


Not all Euro girls are hot











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#126563 - 11/02/05 11:25 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
was brandon standing on a step ladder?

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#126564 - 11/02/05 12:05 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Beautiful skirt Gia...I love it...

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#126565 - 11/02/05 12:31 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342


Christ on crutches, Sylvia is hot!

That's all I've got.
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#126566 - 11/02/05 01:01 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Awesome pics, Gia! Funny commentary.

You looked HOT too! Love your blonde highlights.
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#126567 - 11/02/05 01:02 PM Kyoto went to Berlin?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY



Jeezus Kee-rist, looks like Kyoto has been working out (well, sort of)....




...meanwhile, back at the Lube dispenser...









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#126568 - 11/02/05 01:52 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180

Is this the required equipment for the Queer Football League? The looks like a Paul Newman impersonator auditioning for the gay elderly part in Spartacus. At least it does a decent job of supporting his old man-boobs.


That's a nice shot, and a nice ass underneath all the equipment. I suspect, if Gia was really horny, we could round up a Craftsman tool set to get that thing off. If things got really bad, Gage and Desoto from Emergency could bring over the Jaws of Life and free her from that contraption.


Two of these porn whores masterfully take stunt cock up their respective bungholes.
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The other one is Hilary Scott.

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#126569 - 11/02/05 01:56 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY



I just finished re-reading Burroughs/Kerouac unpublished 1945 collaborative crime novel And the Hippos were Boiled in Their Tanks, after finishing Burroughs' Queer....then I see this pic....


For some reason, I picture this guy having this song in his head....

A public service announcement followed me home the other day.
I paid it nevermind. Go Away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick-free Teflon whitewashed presidency.
We're sick of being jerked around.
Wear that on your sleeve.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.

Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize
Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances.
Well,look behind the eyes.
It's a hallowed hollow anesthetized
"save my own ass, screw these guys"
smoke and mirror lock down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
The Papers wouldn't lie!
I sigh, Not one more.

It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.


We're dug in deep the price is steep.
The auctioneer is such a creep.

The lights went out, the oil ran dry
We blamed it on the other guy
Sure, all men are created equal.
Heres the church, heres the steeple
Please stay tuned-we cut to sequel
ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
Ignore the lower fear
Ugh, this means war.

It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.


Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.



Imagine if there was a terrorist attack or Bomb scare (not out of the question...it IS Berlin)...he'd have to flee for his life wearing that. Plus, is that really smart? I mean, at his age, the chances of dropping dead at any moment are not insignificant, even if he has lived a healthy life. This would be his last moment on earth, his last image, his legacy.

I don't ask that flippantly. This thought ocurred to me last week in vegas....twice. Once I was getting a lap dance and had a boner, the other time I was just jerking off in my hotel bathroom and about to pop. Afterwards I thought, "What if there was a Bomb Threat, someone Screamed BOMB RIGHT WHEN I WAS Going to POP? What would I do? Would I just escape with my life, with my hardon visible for all to see, or would I say fuck it and finish and take my chances?"
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#126570 - 11/02/05 02:44 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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Quote:

Here are my pics from Venus Fair in Berlin. It's all fodder for the Monkey Cage. Discuss amongst yourselves.








I like this pic
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#126571 - 11/02/05 05:12 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

Quote:

Here are my pics from Venus Fair in Berlin. It's all fodder for the Monkey Cage. Discuss amongst yourselves.







Gia,

You look so fuckin hot in this outfit. I like women who know how to dress

Thanks for the pics and the commentary

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#126572 - 11/02/05 05:18 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Only thing missing is the swastika. He looks old enough to have burned a few Jews in his life. I don't even want to know whose ashes he is smokin in his pipe
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#126573 - 11/05/05 02:46 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
Kngs4Evr Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 11/05/05
Posts: 3
Loc: Chicago, IL
Gia, Awesome pics!! Love your ass!

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#126574 - 10/20/09 09:20 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273
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fur or fake?

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#126575 - 10/21/09 03:42 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Prove you're a real girl and I'll tell you.
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#126576 - 10/21/09 03:55 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273
Quote:


Renee Pornero, looking cute and normal




Gia, have you heard of the Austrian "documentary" "Porno Unplugged" with Renee? Comes out this week on amazon (English subtitles)



Cast

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THOMASJANISCH
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#126577 - 10/21/09 04:06 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273

didn't know that Mick Blue was from Austria. This guy is probably the best Austrian export in the last 20 years after Red Bull and Josef Fritzl.


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#126578 - 10/23/09 01:34 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
Choda Boy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass




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#126579 - 10/23/09 01:56 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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#126580 - 10/23/09 06:12 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:










A Saint and an Aint.
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#126581 - 10/23/09 06:16 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Dave Pounder and his mail-order bride






I didn't know the A.C. stood for Amish Clothed.
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#126582 - 10/23/09 06:22 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
aw gia you look so fucking hot!
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#126583 - 10/24/09 02:23 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Silvia Saint still looks amazing.

Just saying.


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#126584 - 10/25/09 11:49 AM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
Choda Boy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
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#126585 - 10/25/09 12:15 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...


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#126586 - 10/25/09 12:21 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
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Registered: 05/22/08
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Quote:

aw gia you look so fucking hot!




I concur.
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#126587 - 10/25/09 06:22 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Disco Dan looks like a fucking imbecile in that picture. Not that that is something special. I'm quite sure he always looks like a fucking imbecile, but I just wanted to point it out.

Had I known that Disco Dan was passing overhead in a plane, I might have tried out a few of the Al Hurriyah missiles I bought from the back of a truck a few years ago.
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#126589 - 10/27/09 03:58 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
xvod Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
How stylish Gia.
My compliments.


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#126590 - 11/01/09 06:20 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
What I like most about this pic, is the expression on your face.


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#126591 - 11/01/09 06:23 PM Re: Venus Fair in Berlin pics.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Thanks! Berlin was one of my favorite trips. I've loved traveling since I was a little girl.
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