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#123299 - 10/10/05 08:30 PM
BANXXX IS BACK ALREADY
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Tyra 'Alana' Banxxx is Back in Porn
By: Peter Stokes
Posted: 10:30 am PDT 10-10-2005
CHATSWORTH, Calif. - It didn’t take long — a weekend, in fact — for Tyra Banxxx to renounce her porn career on the "Tyra Banks Show" and jump right back into the game. This time as “Alana,†now merely a porn starlet who kind of looks like Tyra Banks. Despite The Real Tyra’s pleas/demands that Alana quit the biz, and Alana’s solemn pledge to do so, the irrepressible fuck minx is rarin’ to go.
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"I am definitely NOT quitting the business!" stated a defiant Alana. "The whole experience was draining." She said of the show, "All I really want to say is what you see on television is not what really happens. There was a lot of things that did not make it to the final show, and the behind the scenes stuff...it was crazy. I went on the show expecting it to be something different than what it was. I really thought that everyone involved was nice in the beginning before we taped. I have learned a valuable lesson. There is a lot of smoke and mirrors used in TV."
Apparently she’s passing on Banks’ offers of therapy, career counseling and cosmetology school. "I am here and ready to work,†affirmed Alana. “I just needed a few days to clear my head after that experience. The only good thing to come out of it was that now everyone knows who I am. But if I could change it, I would not do it again.†The great thing is, now she doesn’t have to.
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#123301 - 10/11/05 05:30 AM
Tyra Banxx Moral Dilemma
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Reading that account of Banxx weekend turnaround, I actually became horny....I really REALLY want to believe that a part of her feels that its wrong and fucked up to do the stuff she does in porn, but that part is DROWNED out by another part that just loves it and everything about it.
Basically, it's like the Devil and the Angel on Pinto's Shoulders in Animal House:
(Good Tyra Angel Right Shoulder): "Oh, but you know this is really wrong right? I mean taking the easy way out, not doing anything productive with your life except performing basic bodily functions on film for others to corrupt their minds and inflame themselves with lust. Oh nooo, bad..."
(Bad Tyra Demon Left Shoulder): "Shut up! You know how good it feels, how awesomely easy the money is, you know everyone is watching you wishing they were either with you or are you. Fuck it, stay the course...we haven't even tried METH yet, come on..."
(Good Tyra Angel): "But what about being an example to all the good little girls and fans that worship the real Tyra Banks, who stand up for animal rights and stuff?"
(Bad Tyra Demon): "Fuck that, teach them to worship cock, and go out and buy yourself some animal furs, you look smoking in furry pelts..."
(Good Tyra Angel): "You'll never forgive yourself and you'll have regrets ALL ETERNITY!"
(Bad Tyra Demon): "Just keep fucking and scarfing as much dick as possible...'
   
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#123302 - 10/11/05 06:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ahem (*cough*) Quote:
she'll be eating my ass for cash by the end of the month, you can count on that
Smelly Monkey
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#123306 - 10/12/05 09:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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how much do you figure Tyra paid her to change names?
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#123309 - 10/13/05 09:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#123311 - 02/06/06 02:26 PM
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Ahem (*cough*)
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she'll be eating my ass for cash by the end of the month, you can count on that
Smelly Monkey
Have2Cit. You were totally right here. You hit it right on the head. 
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#123312 - 02/06/06 04:54 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
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Why did she miss AEE? She was scheduled to sign.
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#123313 - 02/06/06 04:56 PM
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Porn is like a black hole. Unless you're faster than the speed of light, you will never escape. (evil chuckle)
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#123318 - 02/07/06 12:09 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
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Exactly what is going on with her? She hasn't seemed to have been able to capitalize on her Tyra Banks appearance or the media attention surrounding it. Its as if she went into hiding. Wasn't she with another agency in December? Redd Rose? What happened there? This girl does not appear to be sharp. Her new hair color is too harsh and doesn't look good.
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#123323 - 02/17/06 10:52 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
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Someone just hit this bitch with an Easton, I wanna see her shatter into a million pieces.
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#123324 - 02/18/06 05:15 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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i dont think it's eating disorder... it looks like her natural shape, fashion model body build, thin bones, she has some beef on the thighs. She doesn't look unhealty like Dana Vespoli, for example. Personally, 
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#123325 - 02/18/06 07:33 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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I've discovered I sit on the thin side of chicks that guys find attractive, but even for me she is approaching the outer bounds. http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Tyra%20Banxxx If she stood behind that door frame she would disappear.  Still, I'd hit it. But she's in danger of getting anorexic arse, you know, saggy and no shape. Ick. 
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#123327 - 02/18/06 04:10 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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i dont think it's eating disorder... it looks like her natural shape, fashion model body build, thin bones, she has some beef on the thighs.
She doesn't look unhealty like Dana Vespoli, for example.
Personally,
 
Are you fucking high?
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#123330 - 02/18/06 04:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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#123331 - 02/18/06 05:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
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Are you fucking high?
you probably havent seen yet the NEW Dana Vespoli.... 
not to mention Dana's body is now half inked
anyway...
i admit these Tyra's lamodeling pics are quite scaring... my judgment was about the movie cover... where she doesnt seem so skinny.
Having said that, i'd fuck Tyra Banxxx over the cracked out Dana Vespoli anyday and twice on sunday, at least her body is not covered up by inked bullshit.
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#123333 - 02/18/06 11:56 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Are you fucking high?
you probably havent seen yet the NEW Dana Vespoli....
not to mention Dana's body is now half inked
anyway...
i admit these Tyra's lamodeling pics are quite scaring... my judgment was about the movie cover... where she doesnt seem so skinny.
Having said that, i'd fuck Tyra Banxxx over the cracked out Dana Vespoli anyday and twice on sunday, at least her body is not covered up by inked bullshit.
Umm, looks like she still has a layer between her skin and collar bone to me.
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#123334 - 02/19/06 07:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Tyra looks fine to me.
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