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#120707 - 09/25/05 05:53 PM
Taking my clothes off for money
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 68
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I will be degrading myself next weekend by stripping at a club called Al's Cabaret in PA. All whores like me should occasionally find an alternative way to feel cheap and used sometimes. Nothing makes a "porn star" feel more humble than picking up soggy 1$ bills off of a fat man's lap, and then grinding on it, in hope of a 5$ tip.
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#120711 - 09/25/05 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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She's not fucking around..... hey ash, could you do me a favor and leave a bomb set to go off a week after you've left? naw, i jest. merely jest. (maybe leave a thumbtack pointy side up on the feature's dressing room chair) 
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#120712 - 09/25/05 07:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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monstar loves nikki benz?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#120715 - 09/25/05 08:52 PM
Re: Taking my clothes off for money
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Nothing makes a "porn star" feel more humble than picking up soggy 1$ bills off of a fat man's lap, and then grinding on it, in hope of a 5$ tip.
What would you grind against for $10? 
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#120716 - 09/25/05 08:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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zenno-CA...PA.....same deal, right?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#120718 - 09/25/05 09:06 PM
Re: Taking my clothes off for money
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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zenno-CA...PA.....same deal, right?
Oh right I didnt' even see it was in PA. Jesus isit really worth it flying to PA?
Again, that depends on what she'd grind against for $10.
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#120720 - 09/25/05 09:13 PM
Re: Taking my clothes off for money
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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zenno-CA...PA.....same deal, right?
Oh right I didnt' even see it was in PA. Jesus isit really worth it flying to PA?
Again, that depends on what she'd grind against for $10.
Hell dude, I'll chip in another 10 spot just so you can double your offer and fun. But you got to post the results.
I'm hoping she'll grind my cock against her tonsils...If she's game, pics will be posted. 
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#120721 - 09/25/05 10:23 PM
Re: Taking my clothes off for money
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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.....this is great news, Jamal just calculated on Yahoo Travel that if I got in the Burglar Mobile tomorrow, he could drive me to PA in 6 hours or less, depending on the number of Eagles fans on the border celebrating their team's latest win....does Ashley give a fuck????
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#120722 - 09/25/05 10:57 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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hey ashley: have fun in PA that is my home state  bring lots of sweaters and hoodies for when u are not in the club. pennsylvania is starting to get cold especially at night. how long are you gonna be there?
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#120723 - 09/26/05 10:30 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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.....this is great news, Jamal just calculated on Yahoo Travel that if I got in the Burglar Mobile tomorrow, he could drive me to PA in 6 hours or less, depending on the number of Eagles fans on the border celebrating their team's latest win....does Ashley give a fuck????
DB,
How much does the house Kneegrow run ya a month? I need a viable alternative cuz the current crop of wetbacks are startin to get uppity on me thinking they have Constitutional rights and shit
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#120724 - 09/26/05 10:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#120725 - 09/26/05 02:25 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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#120727 - 09/26/05 03:11 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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You do know that if you own a lawn jockey you are required to paint it white
Hey burg- where is that money that Jamal owes me
Cleetus,
Now do you see how residing in Yankee land has fogged your outlook?
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#120730 - 09/26/05 05:55 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
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Hey Ashley, If you really want to dance at some kind of out of the way place you can go to this club... www.shakersneb.com
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#120731 - 09/26/05 07:42 PM
Brilliant! Fucking Brilliant post!!! Insight x 10
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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If I come there will I be able to see you naked up close and for real? If so, that is marvelous. I would love a lap dance. Before you sit down I will do the customary alingning of my cock through my pocket so's it's parallel with your beautiful ass crack. Then as you begin grinding I will get out my tiny, tiny tv what modern technology makes possible and watch your '7 the Hard Way' scene and remark (aloud probably) "Wow! The girl on the Tv gettin' gangbanged real good is the same one what's rubbin' her butt on my crotch fer real ri-ight now!" It will be an astonishing and horrrible bit of uncanny surrealisticism. 
Holy shit this is a CLASSIC post....I cant stop laughing, I really fucking can't.....
That 'aligning of the cock' with her ass crack observation is the kind of detail we need more in the posts here at XPT. Afterall, this is a porn board, and today's porn gets to the level of detail that we can actually see shit like a guy's scrotum spasming as he pumps jizz into a chicks rectum, followed by her eating the jizz with the camera so close we can almost see the sperm swimming frantically in no particular direction, knowing they are about to die....
Yes, this post is absolute brilliance....plus, it's a painful bitch of an experience if a chick sits on you dick for a lap dance and she hits it dead on perpendicular, driving your zipper into your pisshole and the length of the shaft into your bladder....  ......then  
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#120733 - 09/26/05 09:41 PM
Re: Brilliant! Fucking Brilliant post!!! Insight
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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DB,
Ok, I uncovered the deal regarding Jamal...
http://www.rent-a-negro.com/index.htm
Nah, no rent a negro for this crippled bourgeoise cracka'....Jamal is basically fulfilling a debt his grandfather had with Grandpa Da Burglar. See, Grandpa DB and Jamals GP were in Korea together during the war, circa 1952...one night they both went to a Korean Whorehouse in Pusan, and Jamal's Grandpappy (Jerome) impaled a 4'11" Korean cutie with his 11-1/2 inch Big Black Dick. The young little korean whore died, and Jerome would have been in deep shit with the UN JAG, had not Grandpa DB helped him dispose of the body in a local Korean Butcher Shop/Pet Store serving as a front for the CIA (grandpa DB was also a spook.) So to repay the debt, Jerome offered my grandpa anything...so Grandpa DB (also clairvoyant) said..."Boy, I mean Jerome, 20 years from now I will have a grandson named Da Burglar III, and he will be a crippled fucker with an attitude...I want your grandson who will be named Jamal to push his smart w/chair bound ass around, drive him wherever the fuck he wants to go, and get him hookers twice weekly." Thus it went down thru the years.....Got that?
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