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#111979 - 07/14/05 12:05 PM WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!
simp Offline
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Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
OH GOD NO!!!
NO GOD OH!!!
WHY GOD WHY?!!!
NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!





















































Please don't.




















































Oh no please don't.

















































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#111980 - 07/14/05 03:03 PM Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
There is a secret hidden message in simp's post, you just can't see it because he used white font. BTW simp, that was simply hilarious!

Now I have one for you..

























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#111981 - 07/14/05 03:10 PM Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Quote:

There is a secret hidden message in simp's post, you just can't see it because he used white font. BTW simp, that was simply hilarious!

Now I have one for you..





























Man im fuckin retarded. I actually went back through and highlighted your posts. Jesus Christ you bitches got me I guess im now on the same intellectual level as Wankus.
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#111982 - 07/14/05 03:19 PM Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:

Quote:

There is a secret hidden message in simp's post, you just can't see it because he used white font. BTW simp, that was simply hilarious!

Now I have one for you..





























Man im fuckin retarded. I actually went back through and highlighted your posts. Jesus Christ you bitches got me I guess im now on the same intellectual level as Wankus.





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#111983 - 07/15/05 07:13 AM Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:


Man im fuckin retarded. I actually went back through and highlighted your posts. Jesus Christ you bitches got me I guess im now on the same intellectual level as Wankus.




You think that's bad, I did the same thing even after reading your post.
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#111984 - 07/15/05 10:06 AM Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Two and counting, anymore?



Btw look at me I am down to 1 star.. 4 votes in the last 24 hours. This tells me that smartt has 3 other aliases and that he thinks I give a flying fuck.

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#111985 - 07/18/05 09:18 AM Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Back up you.Your welcome.
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#111986 - 07/20/05 11:34 AM Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Simp,

I know you posted that your internet access would be erratic, so I think you need to take this:


and surf over to www.photostamps.com and have some stamps printed. Then you can just mail your posts in.

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#111987 - 07/20/05 12:18 PM Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
holy shit that is pretty kool!!! If i used postage stamps anymore, i'd have some printed of Stormy

(BTW worm got me too.)
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#111988 - 07/20/05 02:16 PM Simp strikes again!
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
The dude must have found a library that doesn't have some uptight librarian looking over the shoulders of people using the computer.

Sorry, it's a link to ADT, but this is a must see for those that don't peruse the forms.
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#111989 - 07/20/05 02:45 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
Saevus Maximus Offline
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Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Robert Jensen = simp
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#111990 - 07/20/05 02:46 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

The dude must have found a library that doesn't have some uptight librarian looking over the shoulders of people using the computer.

Sorry, it's a link to ADT, but this is a must see for those that don't peruse the forms.





Nice job Random, yes that looks like our boy and I'd say he's doing fine! Sadly, maybe it's the lack of seizure inducing throat-fucked-girl movie ads that lets him get his posts in on that other sight without getting caught by the librarian. Ironic.

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#111991 - 07/20/05 02:50 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
My God I was laughing out loud and the secretary came down the hall and wanted to know what was so funny. I told her someone emailed me that movie of the dog attacking it's own leg.

I searched the rest of "Martin Drugs" posts. He worked up to that for a long time, but it was well worth it!

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#111992 - 07/21/05 09:02 AM Re: Simp strikes again!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
The mods think im Simp.

First off I may be sick but Simp makes me look like Mr. Rodgers.Secondly Simp is a literary genius and I write like a preschooler with down syndrom.Thirdly I would sooner move to Brazil and fuck she males bareback before I would post there.


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#111993 - 07/21/05 09:38 AM Re: Simp strikes again!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
IMO there is no way that JEFF is Simp. By the way check out the story time section over there- that Drugs cat posted some oddball stories too.
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#111994 - 07/21/05 11:33 AM Re: Simp strikes again!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
It's got to be someone from JM Productions, the simp icon is linked to their site and called 'simp'. Could it be one of the regular actors over there, like that short guy.. don't remember his name but he was in the isabel ice scene in tough love #4, the dialogue in that scene was hilarious btw, a must see.

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#111995 - 07/21/05 12:36 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
There is a post about that icon in gen porn from a while ago, If i remember correctly- Tony M or someone at JM made up that symbol for tshirts - they probably named it SIMP in his honor because they liked his posts ( and because it's head IS UPSIDE DOWN).
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#111996 - 07/21/05 12:50 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

There is a post about that icon in gen porn from a while ago, If i remember correctly- Tony M or someone at JM made up that symbol for tshirts - they probably named it SIMP in his honor because they liked his posts ( and because it's head IS UPSIDE DOWN).




I remember that thread too.

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#111997 - 07/21/05 12:52 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I'm still waiting for that Tshirt too, freaking Malice said if I gave him head he would send me one- I'm still waiting for the shirt
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#111998 - 07/21/05 01:25 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
It's hard to stay ahead of the jonesing.

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#111999 - 07/21/05 01:35 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
I'd laugh if simp was in fact Johnny Thrust.


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#112000 - 07/21/05 01:46 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

It's got to be someone from JM Productions, the simp icon is linked to their site and called 'simp'. Could it be one of the regular actors over there, like that short guy.. don't remember his name but he was in the isabel ice scene in tough love #4, the dialogue in that scene was hilarious btw, a must see.




Here is a link to the thread Worm:
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=30930&Forum=dvdtalk&Words=t%20shirt&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=30336&Search=true#Post30930
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#112001 - 07/21/05 04:20 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:


Here is a link to the thread Worm:





Thanks Cleetus, I guess that I don't know all of the history behind many of the people here. I couldn't get away with wearing a shirt like that around in the area I live in. Those of you in California or the Carpathian Mountains are lucky in that regard.

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#112002 - 07/21/05 04:33 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
I want to order one of those shirts, but I'm moving to China in three weeks. I'm scared that it will be seized at customs on grounds of national security and that I may subsequently end up in a Red Chinese prison camp for the rest of my life.


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#112003 - 07/22/05 09:24 AM Re: Simp strikes again!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
You can order it from here .
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#112004 - 07/22/05 10:19 PM Re: Simp strikes again!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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The mods think im Simp.








I always had a feeling that you were sammura
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#112005 - 07/25/05 09:12 AM Re: Simp strikes again!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

The mods think im Simp.








I always had a feeling that you were sammura




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