Inspired by the inbred comedy styling of Jeff Foxworthy , I present......
"You know you're a pervert when....you use cold weather as an excuse to masturbate and stay warm"

...you use the excuse that you have to get up early in the morning as an excuse to beat off to Gen Padova in AB 19.

surf porn sites all day

...masturbate at any pretty babe in a non adult magazine.
Not that I do, it has to be said!
LB.

You know youre a pervert when you are the sole reason that Jergins lotion sales increase 20 percent the same day the American Bukkake tapes hit the street!
PHATBOY

You know you are a pervert when.....You attend a funeral for your girlfriends cousin, a local stripper, who died from a drug over dose, and you cant help but notice how great her tits look even after she's been dead almost a week!
PHATBOY.

You know you're a pervert when........you get a hard-on watching critters fuck on Animal Planet.

You begin to understand and admire the simp.

...it's easy to list reasons why you're a pervert.
LB.

"You know you're a pervert when... a car has ran over your chest but you are thinking about the nurse's hot ass"

"You know you're a pervert when.... you think Bell Donna is a good rol model for your neighbor´s daughter.

You know you're a pervert when........You Ask Family, Friends And Santa For Porn For Christmas.

when you drive to TJ every weekend and fuck 6 hookers and you still want more.

...when you're called Sir Noel Plum.
LB.

I was never "mates" with him, dude. So you have it wrong. I was "friendly" toward him once or twice, but never "mates". But then again, I was trying to be friendly toward Astroshite, Drew Black and Steph...
I am still prepared to banter with him on here. I don't hate him, and I am sure he doesn't hate me. So the term "mates" past or present tense doesn't apply...
I cannot see the point you're trying to make...
LB.

when you jack off the gen padova's picture every night

your dick develops calluses from jacking off too much

your able to jerkoff to shit like this .

Chewbacca?

the men are more important then the women in sex scenes .

you post at xxxporntalk.com

you go home for christmas to your dads and you stay up all night watching his pornos

You Know You're A Pervert When...........It takes just as longer to pick a porno out than to jerk off.

You Know You're A Pervert When...........you own over 200 pornos and you still cant find anything to watch.

You Know You're A Pervert When...........you jerk off 3 times a day and haven't gotten laid in five years.

.......you'd rather jerk-off to porn than fuck real life pussy (in this case you are the pervert by which all others are measured and there is non higher).

You come home to your parents for your college christmas break and your mom is in the kitchen baking bread and you are in the living room watching your dads porn!

your surfing the internet looking for porn on Christmas Eve.

how about if you were shooting it christmas eve, then went home and curled up in front of a warm fire and watched porn.

... people actually notice that you are a sick perv.

You Know You're A Pervert When...........kinky sex means you switched Lubes.

You Know You're A Pervert When...........you cant jerk off to a Jenna Jameson film.

You Know You're A Pervert When...........when you spend a whole day at work, thinking about what whore to jerk off too.

You Know You're A Pervert When...........your idea of a blind date requires a glory hole.