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#103108 - 05/27/05 06:12 AM
Kyoto's replacement...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Holy shit, out of the bullpen to replace Kyoto comes this guy Comanche....check this post out from the General Porn Talk Board... Feel the latent anger simmering within....... ...how do we nurture this Porn-Obsessed Misanthrope to start posting in the cage? Can we get him a free subscription to Jerkoff Zone or Meatholes so that he can satisfy his porn sweet tooth and be able to come here regularly to vent his so-close-to-serial killer-type rage in the Cage?? Kinda like how they pumped Elvis up with pills the last few years of his life just to keep him on stage .....
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#103109 - 05/27/05 09:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Damn it, who banned Kyoto? I come on here late and miss all the action. This sucks Kyoto rocks.
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#103110 - 05/27/05 09:29 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Damn it, who banned Kyoto? I come on here late and miss all the action. This sucks Kyoto rocks.
One hint..
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#103114 - 05/27/05 10:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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it's bullshit if kyoto got the axe and drpornz is still posting.
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#103115 - 05/27/05 10:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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It actually started in the new meliss pictures thread and i didn't ban him as much as i made sure that when i deleted 25 identical posts that another 25 wouldn't show up the next hour. I placed a hold until tony sorted it out. Dr porn is cool bitches.
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#103116 - 05/27/05 10:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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cool, kyoto's had his moments like the "rapist" smartt picture, the "i have herpes" garfield one, and played a part in some defining cage-moments. it's not easy to replace the cartoon-characters as evidenced by garfield's departure. that said, cannibalism is fair game here, if there's nothing new going on turning on our own beats saying +1 constantly. i really hate drpornz beyond internet-hatred. i'd pay anything to see him bottom for the black dudes that did joe francis before they sliced him open and left him with cum on his face, holding his entrails.
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#103118 - 05/28/05 10:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm cool with that, as long as i can fish with guns and sticks of dynamite. and coat most of the stuff i own with gold extracted from the teeth of political-prisoners.
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#103121 - 05/28/05 11:06 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Wheres Brandon Iron when you need her?
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#103123 - 05/30/05 12:45 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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In a show of solidarity I will not post until the ban is lifted.
That would be consistent to the amount you post in any given week as it is.
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#103125 - 05/30/05 05:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Don't even bother.Lets say for one sec. that its possible for this future postal worker,to reach the levels of hatred that are so white-hot it would burn thru asbestos.Would he then be able to contain it as opposed to spontaneously combusting?Not likely.Every now and then you run across something as indestructible as a Tonka Truck(specifically the big yellow dump truck)that no matter how much abuse you heap on it will not break,but instead changes form developing sharp edges and pointy corners that can give back some abuse.Ok he can maybe reach that level of kyoto rage and not be destroyed by it, the odds that he would then be able to spew that rage directly where needed in exactly the proper dosage?A fuckin million to one... kyoto is one of a kind,there will be no replacement as he would terminate one with extreme prejudice. In a show of solidarity I will not post until the ban is lifted.To anyone who would sit in judgement, kyoto is only what we have made him
Umm can someone explain to me what bishop is complaining about?. Does he think he got banned for being to over the top in the rage department?, or is it a case of the parent 2 year a student syndrome mentioned before?, the cum on the shirt isn't clear enough. Someone break this down for me.
Kyoto was put on ice for a week because he spammed the board with 25 of the exact same post in an effort to shut down the forum.
Apart from the Imaginative and very Parent-like "Yellow Tonka Dump Truck" analogy, I am both bewildered and pissed off by Bishop's post.
In Harmony with Chicken Master's Observation, Kyoto needed your help last week Bishop, when he was spiralling into oblivion induced by the Post Traumatic Stress Flashbacks of the 2004 AVN ill-treatment/beatdown-with-Jenna-Jameson(TM)-rubber-dildo's Kyoto received at the hands of Club Jenna Security. We all were conflicted about Kyoto's fate, but its like putting down your favorite guard dog....when he starts attacking the whore's who show up at night to blow you instead of focusing on thieves, mailmen and Campus Crusade For Christ Students, well it sucks but .....
If you want to help Kyoto, hang with him at the next AVN to at least make sure the whores he gets photographed with force a 3 second smile......
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#103126 - 05/30/05 06:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Apart from the Imaginative and very Parent-like "Yellow Tonka Dump Truck" analogy, I am both bewildered and pissed off by Bishop's post.
In Harmony with Chicken Master's Observation, Kyoto needed your help last week Bishop, when he was spiralling into oblivion induced by the Post Traumatic Stress Flashbacks of the 2004 AVN ill-treatment/beatdown-with-Jenna-Jameson(TM)-rubber-dildo's Kyoto received at the hands of Club Jenna Security. We all were conflicted about Kyoto's fate, but its like putting down your favorite guard dog....when he starts attacking the whore's who show up at night to blow you instead of focusing on thieves, mailmen and Campus Crusade For Christ Students, well it sucks but .....
If you want to help Kyoto, hang with him at the next AVN to at least make sure the whores he gets photographed with force a 3 second smile......
I feel that bishop is commenting after seeing only half the story. i mean everyone loved or loves kyoto but the people that were here the time of it all i think have some understanding and acceptance of what happened. Hell he is back in 4 days its not like he is banned, he just needed some time to cool off jesus big deal. If it wasn't done then everyday it would be 20-40 of the same posts that need to be removed.
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#103128 - 05/30/05 08:38 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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sorry guys,I had a kneejerk reaction to seeing kyoto in the cage.Whatever garbage had been strewn must have already been cleaned up.I apologize.
As far as my dwindling post count,I have two new jobs and a new daughter Im lucky if I can lurk,no apologies for that...
However,if it's not too late to go back on thread, I believe there is about as much chance of replacing kyoto as there is of Binladen turning himself in at a New York precient
Edited by Bishop (05/30/05 08:46 PM)
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#103129 - 05/30/05 08:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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don't sweat it, if i hadn't seen the 27 threads of spam i would have been bullshit too. kyoto will be back, i'll welcome the non-spamming version back anytime.
speaking of spam----i think drpornz can't adapt to the silent-treatment, or at least hasn't posted in a few days. although, i've got suspicions shaddup=drpornz, but funnier.
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#103130 - 05/30/05 09:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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bishop=kyoto
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