XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far....

Posted by: Random

XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/01/05 01:05 PM

Of course, feel free to add your own.

Highlights in no particular order:

Luke Ford and Air Supply.

Fake bono-ONE.

Monkey's return from his self-imposed exile.

James and Arab as Woodward and Bernstein.

This pic.

Da Burglar becoming a moderator.

Soopergrizz's avatar of a fat (maybe retarded) kid playing drums.

Luke Ford's photography.

Hurricane Jenna, particularly the Kami - Jenna Showdown.

Monstar's claim that he perfected his eyebrow grooming technique with a little help from a Sherilyn Fenn photo.

Mandy VS Genesis.

Brandon Iron being busted on his aliases.


Lowlights in no particular order:

dr.pornz.

Tricia Oaks

Monkey's self-imposed exile.

Kyoto's meltdown.

Real bono-ONE, otherwise know as ADTBigBalls.

The repercussions of Hurricane Jenna -- noahped, Liz the Bunny, etc.

Sammura.


I'm sure there are more highlights and lowlights, but my brain hurts from trying to think of all this.








Posted by: Monstar

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/01/05 01:16 PM

BRAVO! those are all brilliant. Sammura's return wasn't bad she was the most powerful of the cage villains that escaped from the phantom zone.
Posted by: Mandy Taylor

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/01/05 04:38 PM

WHOOHOOO I made it on the list lmao

Sadly this might be the highlight of my day lmao
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/01/05 07:09 PM

The Soopergrizz avatar fucking rocks! I am starting a tribute thread to it as soon as I drink 3 more beers and eat some low fat cheetos.....
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/01/05 11:16 PM

Nice. Sammura can make both the good, the bad and well hell the ugly too.
Posted by: redbeard

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 09:16 PM

I suppose praise should be given to the monkey king for making the good list by returning from his exile.

Of course that also means that he needs to be shamed because he entered his exiled to begin with.

Of course that also means that there is no shame at all because he returned from his exile.

I am rambling and making no sence. Hope somebody can make sence of this, cause I can't and I am the one writing this.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 09:34 PM

Quote:

I suppose praise should be given to the monkey king for making the good list by returning from his exile.

Of course that also means that he needs to be shamed because he entered his exiled to begin with.

Of course that also means that there is no shame at all because he returned from his exile.

I am rambling and making no sence. Hope somebody can make sence of this, cause I can't and I am the one writing this.




I retire and return more the Michael Jordan. So it wasn't that big a deal.
Posted by: Random

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 09:39 PM

I started this thread because I noticed within the last few weeks XXXPT has had a lot more lurkers. I only started checking the "Who's Online" page about a month ago, so I can't accurately gauge if it's more overall, but over the last few weeks the traffic seems to have raised quite a bit.

So, I figured if they stumbled upon this thread and clicked on the links, they could read some of the gems. I was hoping others would add their favorites, but you lazy, uncaring bastards haven't contributed. Fuckers.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 09:44 PM

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I was hoping others would add their favorites, but you lazy, uncaring bastards haven't contributed. Fuckers




Yeah good call. ive posted what i like about the cage as has random, be nice to know what parts you like and what parts you don't.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 09:48 PM

super macho man another my highlight
Posted by: Random

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 09:55 PM

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super macho man another my highlight



Of course, this requires a .

It seems like the thread is doing what it's supposed to do. Just checked and someone was reading the Fake bono-ONE thread. That truly warms my cold heart.

Since the thread has gone up, there always seems to be at least one person reading one of the links. Usually it's more.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 10:02 PM

What the fuck happened to Cobalt 60? His first 25 posts were high quality shit..... "...High Quality shit"
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 10:19 PM

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What the fuck happened to Cobalt 60? His first 25 posts were high quality shit..... "...High Quality shit"



Indeed, where did he go? I thought he was better suited for this forum than the other any day.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 10:52 PM

he hasn't been posting frequently at adt either recently.
Posted by: redbeard

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/02/05 11:35 PM

Not sure if it was 2005 or late 2004, but I think that Pastor's John's (was that his name) altar call has gotta make the list
Posted by: DrCyclops

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/03/05 01:49 PM

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The Soopergrizz avatar fucking rocks! I am starting a tribute thread to it as soon as I drink 3 more beers and eat some low fat cheetos.....


Posted by: smiling arab

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/08/05 07:20 PM

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Monkey's return from his self-imposed exile.

James and Arab as Woodward and Bernstein.




The funny thing about that is about three months prior to this, Bob filed a new SB-2/A with the SEC, but it wasn't on Edgar yet. In it, Bob says that he borrowed about $250k in short term cash from about 7 or 8 people to meet immediate operating expenses. In other words: fux0red. I have to admit that the fireworks when that company collapses are going to be fun to watch.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 06/08/05 08:16 PM

it's porn, people wear gold-chains a lot and companies fold constantly, you think anyone will notice?

remember, they really never had shareholders so there's no outrage, just a bunch of "businessmen" scrambling to steal the most from the other last.

avi, at the end of the day, said all there was to know about the future of jkp in january-the weirdest thing was i saw him online reading some totally-nontangential post a month ago.

so, the only interesting thing left is whether this registers with the accountacops, they're a little-defanged now vs. january and i'm not sure who got ripped-off at the end of the day and whether their house is clean-enough to get outraged about it(you don't want to invite accounting-investigators into your life unless you've been ruined and you've never done anything wrong. ever.)the sheer-stupidity of public-outcry may save bob, everyone was out with torches and pitchforks demanding heads from anyone richer than them whose company tanked. so they give the sec flamethrowers and the oxley-shit to punish bidness. of course, companies are now dropping billions to be paralyzed by more accountants that don't how to interpret a new law and now people want jobs and industry not public-stonings of wharton-grads.(remember what they actually sent milken to prison for?). the sec is even telling people to relax with interpreting the s-0 stuff on filings these days. so other than c.montgomery friedland ripping off a legalized-prostitute and some financial-bottomfeeders, what's the real damage here?

good to have you back, i was worried the scientologists got you.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 12/18/05 12:54 PM

Another end of the year bump...Super Macho Man will never EVER be topped.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 12/18/05 08:38 PM

Jeff Mike showing up at Sunshine video to collect some overdue accounts receivable?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 12/19/05 12:14 AM

Who can forget the Shane Diesel 'This Is Not Funny' thread which begat the short-lived Smartt ban freakout which begat multiple Smartt user IDs.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 12/20/05 01:22 PM

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Who can forget the Shane Diesel 'This Is Not Funny' thread which begat the short-lived Smartt ban freakout which begat multiple Smartt user IDs.





I hope this ranks as a highlight.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 12/20/05 01:35 PM

smartt averages one suicide-threat and two freakouts per year. it's really all that makes him useful
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 12/20/05 01:37 PM

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smartt averages one suicide-threat and two freakouts per year. it's really all that makes him usefull.




The suicide ones are great, we are due for one right about now with it being the holidays and all, this is when smartt really realizes how alone he is and confides in the board.

This place needs a hall of fame post section, somewhere its easy to find these posts.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: XPT 2005 highlights and lowlights so far.... - 07/29/06 06:17 PM

great post, where's random?