Just a few porn stars that need to get lost

Posted by: smutspov

Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/25/05 09:30 AM

Vivky Vette: fake tits, scary hands fucks virgins, that’s about it




Ava Devine: take a look, nuff said.



Trina Michaels: another bad tit job



Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/25/05 10:16 AM

Trinas asshole is falling out and I think thats sexy. Ava fucks for the love of it. Vicky is actually my mom
Posted by: Mandy Taylor

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/25/05 10:54 AM

Scary
Posted by: Smokey Gringo

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/25/05 05:41 PM

Trina is damn hot to me and and vicky too, ava is a throw in but....
Posted by: c62

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/25/05 07:59 PM

Ava's face/skin looks like it lost a fight with a mace.
Vicki's hands could squeeze my dick off, literally.
Posted by: Nosey

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/26/05 09:59 AM

wow your absolutely right about vettes hands ! those are some serious granny hands !!

i like trina ... id piss in her ass
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/26/05 10:30 AM

I'm not trying to be cruel, but goddamn! we need some quality cooze control in porn. Tit jobs are fine by me, but these titjobs have not been kind. Trina was hot in one Pussyman flick I saw early on, but since she's aged fast. Vicky Vette's hands speak for themselves w/o sign language. Ava may fuck for the love of it, but don't we all? gettin' paid for it is a bonus!

Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/26/05 12:45 PM

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Vivky Vette: fake tits, scary hands fucks virgins, that’s about it






http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=221142


Posted by: smutspov

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/26/05 02:44 PM

how does one verify he's a virgin? he must be if it's his dream to be devirginized by her...
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/26/05 05:35 PM

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how does one verify he's a virgin? he must be if it's his dream to be devirginized by her...



What is it with all these porn stars fucking virgins anyway?

You know, I was gonna make a joke about pretending to be a virgin so some porn star would fuck me, but I suddenly realised that I can't think of one porn whore I would actually, genuinely want to fuck.
Posted by: JRV

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/26/05 05:37 PM

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wow your absolutely right about vettes hands ! those are some serious granny hands !!


Well, there's a reason for that...

Her hands are about the only thing that give away her age. She's 40. She's in remarkably good shape for 40 (how old does Nina Hartley look these days?). She's in as good a shape as most new starlets except for the hands.
Posted by: Longhrin

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/26/05 06:20 PM

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but I suddenly realised that I can't think of one porn whore I would actually, genuinely want to fuck.



Correct.

And from the article:
Vette said, "and it's an opportunity for me to give something back to my loyal fans."

Of what value a whore's sex?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/26/05 11:19 PM

she's in better shape than MOST pornstars in their teens and twenties, but for god's sake look at her hands! they're essentially a penis for me, i can never look at her in anything but horror again.

somewhere, there's a taxidermied ape that's missing it's dessicated and leathery hands. if you haven't checked your taxidermied silverback gorilla, you better before she vanishes back into her surgical cocoon to come out unidentifiably different.

we know crimes against nature like this one originate from one place----brazil. anyone notice it sounds a lot like BRAZZLE? i'm in no state to understand the signifigance of the similarity but this is proof mengele's going strong in his jungle hideout. whether they just butchered another member of their disposable elderly(they get lost as drug mules and are no good in sweatshops) , resorted to the graverobbing(a close second to futbol! ay!) or stole the pickled ape hands the fact remains it's just too disturbing to imagine what it's like to get a nandjob from miss frankenhands.
Posted by: JRV

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/27/05 12:58 AM

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she's in better shape than MOST pornstars in their teens and twenties, but for god's sake look at her hands! they're essentially a penis for me, i can never look at her in anything but horror again.


The generation gap is showing... That's what hands often look like with women in their 40s. And I did say:

She's in as good a shape as most new starlets except for the hands
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/27/05 01:19 AM

fuck all that. and witha big ass smile on my face.

...ya herd.
Posted by: Random

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/27/05 01:32 AM

I'd like to see a picture of Vicky's feet. Then I'd like someone to post some stills from Kill Bill of Uma Thurman's hands and feet so we can we can contrast and compare. I'm curious to see who has the more dominate primate gene.
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/27/05 04:21 AM

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I'd like to see a picture of Vicky's feet. Then I'd like someone to post some stills from Kill Bill of Uma Thurman's hands and feet so we can we can contrast and compare. I'm curious to see who has the more dominate primate gene.



You'll ruin everything for me. Please don't.

Posted by: smutspov

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/27/05 09:56 AM

Yeah, careful Toe, but check out Ava's monstrosities, gak! However, what's sicker than Uma's feet is that Tarantino loved 'em enough to put in his movie. Those frames crapped up that flick big time and makes one question his sense of aesthetics. Vicky's munster hands should be moulded for halloween costumes.

Posted by: Longhrin

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/27/05 01:51 PM

Posted by: 2cums

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/27/05 06:30 PM

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Vivky Vette: fake tits, scary hands fucks virgins, that’s about it






if she wore oven mitts
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/28/05 03:33 PM

here'a another yiker: Jada Fire(s) this pic is pre-brace face, but still
Posted by: Smokey Gringo

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/28/05 05:47 PM

What the fuck??? That is like looking at spoiled, curdled, molded ass chocolate milk. . You are wrong. I have to get better at this. Seems like everytime somebody posts a fucked up picture of a whore someone always has a better one to follow it right up.
Posted by: Cerberus

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/28/05 06:47 PM

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here'a another yiker: Jada Fire(s) this pic is pre-brace face, but still


smutmutant you fucking ass. I just finished eating, and you know I can't un-see something like that.
You owe me $16.85 for my, now technicolor, supper.
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 03/29/05 11:34 AM

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Yeah, careful Toe, but check out Ava's monstrosities, gak! However, what's sicker than Uma's feet is that Tarantino loved 'em enough to put in his movie. Those frames crapped up that flick big time and makes one question his sense of aesthetics. Vicky's munster hands should be moulded for halloween costumes.





Yeah, most of my friends know about my little fetish, and when I was watching Kill Bill with them, everyone looked at me during that scene like I was really supposed to appreciate it or something. I said, listen, I have a little foot fetish, but I'm not a goddamn animal. Well, not always.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Just a few porn stars that need to get lost - 04/01/05 12:19 PM

Asia is fucked up lookin'