the funny fortune cookie fortune I got tonight

dig this, maybe there's hope for me... this is what I cracked open and found:
"A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life"
should I have crumbled it up and eaten it instead of the cookie?

sure they are coming into your life, where they will bleed you dry and move on to be the petrfect person for some one else.

hope is useless

that's what I thought and I just ate the fortune for ya Kami