Worst Porn Career Move of 2005

Posted by: JRV

Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 12/23/04 01:25 PM

I just saw this boxcover. Words fail me. Didn't Brickhead Majors try this career move a couple of years go?

The title sucks. Retailers are going to stock this because it's an EA title, and people are going to click to look at it because of the title - maybe it's a Gag Factor or something? Well, the gag part is right...

This could well be a "Worst Corporation Direction of the Year" Award. Evil Angel used to be one of the more dependable studios out there. But Stagliano has apparently lost interest in the business & supposedly spends more time in Vegas than at EA, and EA mostly produces tranny stuff these days. Now they've lost Nacho to shooting gay porn. If Jules Jordan leaves will they still be about to produce a straight M/F scene without buying it from an outside director?



Posted by: XXXbitionist

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 12/23/04 02:13 PM



hard dicks..no matter the size...should never ever be wasted on another man...I almost when I saw that
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 12/23/04 02:16 PM

jules is dependable for putting out the rare non-vivid flick with hot girls that doesn't look like it was made in swami's mom's basement. and no everhard or ferrara. while he hasn't done anything amazing lately, he's really all that company has. now rocco and nacho have moved up in EA, which means getting aids.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 12/23/04 03:07 PM

It turns me on, what is wrong with me.

(lean back and to the left)
Posted by: melissa

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 12/23/04 05:44 PM

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It turns me on, what is wrong with me.



You re gay.
not a wrong thing though but still pisses me off when i see a performer like Nacho, who was on my fuck list, more interested in cocks than pussies or girl's assholes.
Posted by: Tyler Knight

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 12/23/04 06:49 PM

I agreee that it's very sad. When I was a civillian, I'd buy his , or Rocco's shit cuz' I new they always tear bitches up propper. I kinda sad to see one of your porn idols turn Euro-Fag, balls deep in man ass
*sigh* Oh well, more for vagina for me!
Posted by: Malachi Ecks

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/08/05 02:40 PM

From what I've read Nacho does a solo scene and then a boy/girl scene as a DVD extra. He never has sex with a man in this title.

Malachi (hi, it's my first post) Ecks
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/08/05 04:10 PM

Hello Malachi and welcome to the board
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/09/05 08:44 AM

A boy/girl scene in a gay flick?Isn't that a oxymoron?
Posted by: Malachi Ecks

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/09/05 10:19 AM

Hi Cleetus, thanks for the welcome

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A boy/girl scene in a gay flick?Isn't that a oxymoron?



Yes it is an oxymoron, hence it is in the DVD extras, not in the movie.

Malachi
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/09/05 11:18 AM

I think some from ea said that flick was for all of nacho's female fans but unless you were fruity You have justr lost all your male customers for that dvd pressing- I would love to see how much that flick brings in.
Posted by: JRV

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/09/05 11:35 AM

It's one thing to say that gay porn makes money and so you'll shoot them, kinda "gay director for pay".

But Nacho decided to feature himself, especially his cock, on the cover. Why would a straight guy feature himself on the cover of a gay video?
Posted by: Malachi Ecks

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/09/05 04:49 PM

Quote:

It's one thing to say that gay porn makes money and so you'll shoot them, kinda "gay director for pay".

But Nacho decided to feature himself, especially his cock, on the cover. Why would a straight guy feature himself on the cover of a gay video?



Because he's Euro and doesn't give a fuck

I read that Nacho made a dildo of his own cock because both male and female fans asked for it. Not a direct quote, but yeah.
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/09/05 05:46 PM

Quote:

Quote:

It's one thing to say that gay porn makes money and so you'll shoot them, kinda "gay director for pay".

But Nacho decided to feature himself, especially his cock, on the cover. Why would a straight guy feature himself on the cover of a gay video?



Because he's Euro and doesn't give a fuck

I read that Nacho made a dildo of his own cock because both male and female fans asked for it. Not a direct quote, but yeah.




He's just digging in his heels into a new market. No big deal.

Despite what he says, that the film is 'for the ladies' as Jeff Stryker would sometimes say, this is clearly for his gay fans out there.

Nacho's slowly evolved from a hardcore straight stud/director of straight porn, to a straight stud/director of trannie porn, to a straight stud/director of gay porn. It's no biggie, as long as he's not actually sticking his dick into the male talent. Even if he does, I wonder if it will really have any effect on his career. Those who want to see Nacho 'gay it up' will probably love it, and those who don't, probably won't care because they would have already tuned out ten she-male titles ago.

As for Nacho's decision to shoot gay porn, does it matter? Every single producer in the business, including Jeff, is guilty of using 'straight' studs who have fucked other guys.

It's about the MONEY baby, that's all!

And everyone, including Nacho, knows it!
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/09/05 05:59 PM

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As for Nacho's decision to shoot gay porn, does it matter? Every single producer in the business, including Jeff, is guilty of using 'straight' studs who have fucked other guys.

It's about the MONEY baby, that's all!

And everyone, including Nacho, knows it!



I have to agree. Unless/untill he starts putting his cock into male asses/mouths or taking cock himself, it's all pretty irrelevant.
Posted by: BigDick

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/09/05 06:30 PM

whatever Ivor the guy is a Fag ask Belladonnas brother
Posted by: Steven Millan

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/12/05 01:00 AM

I vivdly remember when Rob Black attempted an "extreme Male" gay label for his Extreme Associates company,which nearly spelled the end of that company,for we all know what happened to Rob(and Lizzy)after those gay titles came out...

As for this nauseaous Nacho title(which should excite the guys behinds bars in prisons everywhere):
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 03/12/05 02:36 AM

i'm calling bullshit. there's no way anyone could be dumber than astrux entertainment's automotive self-sabotage and use of the phrase "da club". if they listened to xxxpt, maybe their website would have had a change made to it since december and maybe they could look their fathers in the eyes after flaming out in less than 6 months.

that's gotta just kill you if you're a successful father, it's a staggering level of disgrace knowing your kid ruined the family name by going into porn and then twisting the knife by failing spectacuarly with the lamest ideas ever that extinguish any hope that somewhere, anywhere your child has talent.
Posted by: Nacho Vidal

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 11:12 AM

Hi Everyone,

There are a couple of things I would like to say.... First I feel so important reading your posts. It is nice to see people taking his free time thinking of you. No matter what you say... good or bad, means good to me just because you are talking about it. Thats the only important thing right here. And, also I would like to say for all of you that if I will be gay my life will be better and with out complication. But I am not I love pussy and I will always love pussy. and the reason why i make a gay movie is because i am a porn director and a director can direct anything... thats why we call ourselves directors... not hetero-directors..... porn-directors. and to all my gay fans who send me thousands of emails asking me to make a gay movie this is an honor to them because they are also my fans and they deserve to have what they are asking for. So for all the hetero and women who dont like me because i make that I will say try to enjoy your life and leave the rest of the people to do what they like to do. I live in a free country and you can say good or bad things about me... it is still nice to hear from you. the pope die, lets take a minute of silence only matters to me what is really important... food, work and death. i love my mom and my fans. thats for all of you... nacho vidal (the real one refuse imitiations) I have no hiv thank god.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 11:42 AM

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 11:55 AM

Fake nacho, the real nacho can't read a cat in the hat book let alone type all this crap up.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 12:28 PM

I like the way he talks..........mmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmm.
Who gives a shit if Nacho wants to make fruity movies, I don't.
you got any french fried potaters mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 12:30 PM

I own the nach fag dvd, and as far as fag flicks go its like the godfather part II of fags flicks, its a real solid product.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 12:35 PM

See, so Nacho (real or fake) was right- he directs something for everyone.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 12:36 PM

Well im Bi so not really.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 12:46 PM

Fine, so he throws a few chicks in for the next volume or a donkey
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 12:48 PM

I hope nacho's dad face fucks him so violently that he chokes on his own enhanced flem, he beats women like chico T
Posted by: Nacho Vidal

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 03:12 PM

Whats up mother fuckers ? its me again, I see Monkey iknows me a little bit. You are totally right. I dont know how to read and write so well in english. But, sitting next to me this sexy bitch her name is ariana jollee. She is helping me to read and understand all the things you like to say about me or my movies. she flew all the way from LA to meet me and shoot a gangbang with 15 shemales. Because she likes shemales alot. One more thing, my gay movie is my best seller does this mean something to you guys ? It means alot to me. I love fans who love me and what I do and the people who dont like what i make is free to watch other stuff. The pope died, dont you forget that, that means something. The rest means alot for the person who is saying it. Love my mom.... she bring me to the beautiful world. take care of yourself... room service mother fuckers!
Posted by: Melissa Ashley

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 03:35 PM

This is already a classic dialog. Please don´t stop!
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 03:49 PM

Fake Nacho said:
Quote:

One more thing, my gay movie is my best seller does this mean something to you guys ? It means alot to me.



I'm headed to my profile page right now to work on a new sig.
Melissa, the underoos package in the pictures you posted were a nice touch
Posted by: XXXbitionist

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 05:21 PM

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Melissa, the underoos package in the pictures you posted were a nice touch



wow....been a long time since I heard of those.....we might be dating ourselves
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 05:28 PM

Quote:

Love my mom.... she bring me to the beautiful world.



Nacho Vidal = maged
Posted by: XXXbitionist

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/03/05 07:13 PM

it has got to be one of the greatest exchanges on xxpt in a while
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/04/05 09:40 AM

Hey guys,

Yeah I really do think this is Nacho, the IP address is Brazilian.

Malice
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/04/05 09:44 AM

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But, sitting next to me this sexy bitch her name is ariana jollee. she flew all the way from LA to meet me and shoot a gangbang with 15 shemales. Because she likes shemales alot.



First the 50 guy cream pie and now this.She just keeps trying to kill herself.
Posted by: smiling arab

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/04/05 09:44 AM

I would like to take this opportunity to chastise you mean boys for being so immature. So what if Nacho spent several days with his camera lens inches away from the genitals of two men engaged in hot gladitorial love? He's an artist, and it pays well. When he embarks on his second career as a prison punk, these lessons will serve him well.

A technical question, Nacho: when you were shooting that one dude totally topping out on the other, what did you do to get a really great scene out of them? Was it the usual chatting up, the "Yeah, baby, take that hot slab of manmeat"? Or did you go through it with them before hand and let their passion take the scene where it may? I'm just wondering because I think the whole "ho-slapping latino crossing over to overt homosexuality" trend is the new black and you're really a trailblazer here.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/04/05 10:01 AM

Its just smartt, the real nacho is dead.
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/04/05 05:04 PM

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But, sitting next to me this sexy bitch her name is ariana jollee. she flew all the way from LA to meet me and shoot a gangbang with 15 shemales. Because she likes shemales alot.



First the 50 guy cream pie and now this.She just keeps trying to kill herself.




The fact that Ariana might have actually read something that I wrote means like the world to me. That chick is the bomb!

It looks like she and Nacho are single-handedly trying to bridge the gap between gay, straight and trannie porn. It's up to the individual to decide if this is a good or a bad thing.

If this is where porn is headed however, gay porn had better start getting more stringent with their testing. It's no secret that HIV+ guys like Jeff Palmer are doing bareback movies, complete with creampies. This is very dangerous territory.

As for Nacho's decision to shoot gay porn -- once again, who cares? Henri Pachard, Toby Dammit, Quasarman, Dale Dabone and too many more to mention have all shot trannie porn under different aliases. Even Ron Jeremy is known to have directed at least one gay porn movie. Nobody seems to give a shit about that. Nacho is a target for one reason -- he's the competition!
Posted by: Owen S Mouth

Re: Worst Porn Career Move of 2005 - 04/04/05 05:08 PM

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Love my mom.... she bring me to the beautiful world.



Nacho Vidal = maged



Don't knock the dumb bastard, he's very family oriented....

from www.AdultFYI.com

(SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA) -- In a surprising admission Friday night on The Wanker Show, KSEXradio.com, Nacho Vidal, Belladonna's Fiancé, spoke freely about going down on his three sisters.
Wankus and Friday CoHo, Daisy, shot each other a strange look when Vidal made his statements, in disbelief and shock.

"He has a strong accent," Wankus said, "we wanted to make sure we were hearing him correctly--we were!"

Vidal, who has performed in films with Bella, carefully explained during the interview, he grew up eating out his sisters. "They were three girls," Nacho said, "They wanted to teach me what a woman wants and how to please a woman."

Wankus asked, "so you actually went down on all three, frequently?"

"Yes," Vidal responded, "They would tell me to touch them here and kiss them there. But it was no good when I got older. I walk into my sister's room when I teenager, and I climb on top of her, try to fuck her. She yelled and screamed at me and my mother was mad at me."

It was definitely a night of bold comments and Belladonna just sat there and giggled.

When asked if the sisters returned the favor and went down on him, Vidal said, "no."

Following the interview, Nacho pulled out his cock so Bella could make up for the work his sisters never performed and the ABC Primetime star gave him an incredible blow job.

"It was great to see Bella," Wankus said, "we love her to death and she swears she'll be back much more often."

Tonight on the Wanker Show, Wankus & Cindy Crawford welcome Violet Blue, Jason McCain and Dick Nasty. It's free to listen and members get to watch the instudio web cams on KSEXradio.com.
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